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I'm the jenna jameson of starcraft

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Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
March 17 2008 13:29 GMT
#1
That means i suck hard.
I finaly know how she must have felt after sucking all the time. You don't feel nothing anymore. You're so worne out you just let it happen. Nomatter where the final blow comes, you accept it. You await the embarassment and take the right pose to look good. "It's not real" you say to yourself. You wash it all away backstage but you remain a smilie face in public. You prepare yourself mentaly to encounter the next man with the white socks and the huge weapon of choice. Carriers push into your base. No defense is of help, one tear runs down your eye, a symbol of lost dignity. Storms smack your rear end of the base. A thousand interceptors scatter over your supplys. Deflect them, it burns. A huge explosion marks the end of the fight. You're left behind, burned by his marks.

GG.

****
Response
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States1937 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-17 13:47:01
March 17 2008 13:46 GMT
#2
amazing analogy
the REAL ReSpOnSe
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
March 17 2008 13:54 GMT
#3
Hahaha. Write an Iliad on this!
waavves
Profile Joined October 2007
United States188 Posts
March 17 2008 14:11 GMT
#4
Best use of a reference to Jenna Jameson I've ever seen.
Doctorasul
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Romania1145 Posts
March 17 2008 14:28 GMT
#5
I'm thinking of a joke involving multitasking and idle dicks.
"I believe in Spinoza's god who reveals himself in the harmony of all that exists, but not in a god who concerns himself with the fate and actions of human beings." - Albert Einstein
ZpuX
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Sweden1230 Posts
March 17 2008 14:32 GMT
#6
well written!
Really, play for fun!
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
March 17 2008 14:47 GMT
#7
shes rich
Nak Allstar.
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
March 17 2008 16:29 GMT
#8
IMO pornstars are too dumb to be embarrassed from their jobs. Or at least most of them are.
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
March 17 2008 17:38 GMT
#9
oh my god LOL
Tropics
Profile Joined August 2007
United Kingdom1132 Posts
March 17 2008 17:41 GMT
#10
rofl
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
March 17 2008 17:50 GMT
#11
On March 18 2008 02:38 travis wrote:
oh my god LOL


I LOVED THE ANALOGY HAHAHAA

But OP, think about how Savior is feeling T_T
^-^
Asakura
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
Germany471 Posts
March 17 2008 19:04 GMT
#12
nice ^^
Man is disturbed not by things, but by the views he takes of them. (Epictetus)
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
March 17 2008 20:04 GMT
#13
LOL

Great!
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
March 17 2008 20:33 GMT
#14
rofl epic analogy
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
[iD]faiyth
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada134 Posts
March 17 2008 22:05 GMT
#15
i lol'ed

that's pretty creative and well written =D
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9109 Posts
March 17 2008 22:06 GMT
#16
Well done.
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
March 17 2008 22:43 GMT
#17
lol more than 600 views. I guess some people were disapointed afterwards because they expected something else :D
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
March 17 2008 22:54 GMT
#18
Haha omg
Made my fucking day
Karma is a bitch
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
March 17 2008 23:29 GMT
#19
OMG so good!
hahaha
fgsvsd
Profile Joined June 2007
Switzerland348 Posts
March 18 2008 01:33 GMT
#20
On March 17 2008 22:29 Jayson X wrote:
That means i suck hard.
Fuckawesome punchline.
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