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pirate cod
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
810 Posts
March 17 2008 03:22 GMT
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While in the middle of reading the holy doctrine of the Church of the Mummers in preparation of my summoning of Yaxchilan the Divine Serpent I began to smell this sharply malodorous stigma; it was as if John Candy had risen from the grave, climbed a mountain, shit his pants and directed the excess flatulence towards my direction. What a dick. At first I was going to ask you to damn John Candy, that was until I looked into the mirror and you wouldn't believe it unless you saw it, I was John Candy. So God, I don't want to be John Candy anymore.

Yours,
Carrot Spud

Seriously, I have pink eye and it fucking sucks. I can barely see. Who the fuck gets pink eye anymore... That's so pre-me.

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Tadzio
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
3340 Posts
March 17 2008 03:52 GMT
#2
Pink eye is just God's way of telling you that bukkake should never be done in excess. Stop glazing your face with semen, son! God commands it of you.
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
March 17 2008 04:01 GMT
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embrace this moment; this marks the beginning of your journey from boy to man.
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
March 17 2008 04:26 GMT
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Have sex with lots of cactus plants.
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Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Colombia677 Posts
March 17 2008 04:28 GMT
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Next stop: non-stop shaving
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intrigue
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Washington, D.C9933 Posts
March 17 2008 05:00 GMT
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this thread is so trippy
i can't tell if i'm just high or if i'm really reading what i'm reading
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24637 Posts
March 17 2008 05:39 GMT
#7
On March 17 2008 14:00 intrigue wrote:
this thread is so trippy
i can't tell if i'm just high or if i'm really reading what i'm reading

Well we know you aren't drunk.
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 17 2008 05:45 GMT
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On March 17 2008 13:28 HotZhot wrote:
Next stop: non-stop shaving


Shave your eyelids man.
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EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
March 17 2008 07:38 GMT
#9
I liked the first part best :D
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