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Sadir
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Vatican City State1176 Posts
January 14 2008 20:52 GMT
#21
it's so sad, so sad...
waavves
Profile Joined October 2007
United States188 Posts
January 14 2008 20:57 GMT
#22
On January 15 2008 03:03 RzzE wrote:
Here is an amazon.com review on Precalculus for Christian Schools
Some of the examples are pretty funny if you ask me.
+ Show Spoiler +

This book is an example of eisegesis gone berserk.

To get mathematics in line with the precepts of fundamentalist Christianity, the authors have tried to fuse mathematics with fundamentalist theology -- and have succeeded in straining their credibility to the breaking point.

Cases in point:

"Carl Friedrich Gauss first proved the fundamental theorem of algebra. There are many fundamental theorems: of arithmetic, calculus, and so on. These are so fundamental that many other theorems are derived from them. In the Bible, there are also fundamentals, without which Christianity would not exist: the deity of Christ, His substitutionary atonement, and the inspiration of the Bible, to name a few."

"A line can be described either by its slope (a ratio) or by its inclination (an angle). These terms describe the deviation from the horizontal, but the word inclination also has a non-mathematical meaning. Without Christ, man is inclined to sin. The Word of God should shape our attitudes (inclinations)."

"If you are given the length of two sides and the angle measure opposite one of those sides, you can use the law of sines to solve the triangle. However, this does not always determine a unique triangle. As a result, it is called the ambiguous case. Ambiguous means open to multiple interpretations. Some people say that you can interpret the Bible in any way that you want. However, there is no ambiguity in the Bible."

"A person is eccentric if his behavior deviates from normal. Jesus Christ expects His disciples to be eccentric, since living a Christlike life is not normal in this world (Titus 2:14). Likewise, in mathematics, conic sections are eccentric if they deviate from a circle. Eccentricity is a measure of this deviation. The eccentricity of an ellipse (e) is the ratio of focal distance (c) to the length of the sentimajor axis (a): e = c/a. Since c and a are distances and c < a, the eccentricity of any ellipse is 0 < e < 1.

"The concept of limit can be used to illustrate an important truth. Suppose you lived eighty years and there was no life after death; your life on the earth would be 80/80 = 1 = 100% of your existence. Now, let's assume that your life after death was eighty years long: your earthly life would be 80/160 = 1/2 = 50% of your entire existence. If life after death were 720 years, your life here would be only 80/(80+720) = 0.1 = 10%. Now extend it to eternity: (the limit as x approaches infinity) 80/(80+x) = O. In other words, this life is very insignificant in light of eternity. It is no wonder James said that life is "vapour, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away."

This book does a gross disservice to both mathematics and the Scriptures. I would not recommend its use in ANY school -- religious or secular.


WOW hahahah. I go to a catholic school yet I don't think I'd still be here if they had us using that. I doubt any respectable Christian/Catholic school would even think of using that.

Also, while these quotes were hilarious, I almost feel sad for how blind and stupid some of these people are. Start thinking for yourself, it doesn't take a genius to know that the Bible isn't word for word truth. It's ironic that these people follow their religion word for word, while following the letter as opposed to the spirit is exactly what Jesus was against.
jtan
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Sweden5891 Posts
January 14 2008 21:53 GMT
#23
If I can get closer to God by eating brains, then why not?


I heard someone say this in one weird movie-messed up-documentary-, and I laugued so hard I wrote it down in a txt file.
Enter a Uh
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
January 14 2008 22:01 GMT
#24
On January 15 2008 05:57 LuckyFeeling wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2008 03:03 RzzE wrote:
Here is an amazon.com review on Precalculus for Christian Schools
Some of the examples are pretty funny if you ask me.
+ Show Spoiler +

This book is an example of eisegesis gone berserk.

To get mathematics in line with the precepts of fundamentalist Christianity, the authors have tried to fuse mathematics with fundamentalist theology -- and have succeeded in straining their credibility to the breaking point.

Cases in point:

"Carl Friedrich Gauss first proved the fundamental theorem of algebra. There are many fundamental theorems: of arithmetic, calculus, and so on. These are so fundamental that many other theorems are derived from them. In the Bible, there are also fundamentals, without which Christianity would not exist: the deity of Christ, His substitutionary atonement, and the inspiration of the Bible, to name a few."

"A line can be described either by its slope (a ratio) or by its inclination (an angle). These terms describe the deviation from the horizontal, but the word inclination also has a non-mathematical meaning. Without Christ, man is inclined to sin. The Word of God should shape our attitudes (inclinations)."

"If you are given the length of two sides and the angle measure opposite one of those sides, you can use the law of sines to solve the triangle. However, this does not always determine a unique triangle. As a result, it is called the ambiguous case. Ambiguous means open to multiple interpretations. Some people say that you can interpret the Bible in any way that you want. However, there is no ambiguity in the Bible."

"A person is eccentric if his behavior deviates from normal. Jesus Christ expects His disciples to be eccentric, since living a Christlike life is not normal in this world (Titus 2:14). Likewise, in mathematics, conic sections are eccentric if they deviate from a circle. Eccentricity is a measure of this deviation. The eccentricity of an ellipse (e) is the ratio of focal distance (c) to the length of the sentimajor axis (a): e = c/a. Since c and a are distances and c < a, the eccentricity of any ellipse is 0 < e < 1.

"The concept of limit can be used to illustrate an important truth. Suppose you lived eighty years and there was no life after death; your life on the earth would be 80/80 = 1 = 100% of your existence. Now, let's assume that your life after death was eighty years long: your earthly life would be 80/160 = 1/2 = 50% of your entire existence. If life after death were 720 years, your life here would be only 80/(80+720) = 0.1 = 10%. Now extend it to eternity: (the limit as x approaches infinity) 80/(80+x) = O. In other words, this life is very insignificant in light of eternity. It is no wonder James said that life is "vapour, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away."

This book does a gross disservice to both mathematics and the Scriptures. I would not recommend its use in ANY school -- religious or secular.


WOW hahahah. I go to a catholic school yet I don't think I'd still be here if they had us using that. I doubt any respectable Christian/Catholic school would even think of using that.

Also, while these quotes were hilarious, I almost feel sad for how blind and stupid some of these people are. Start thinking for yourself, it doesn't take a genius to know that the Bible isn't word for word truth. It's ironic that these people follow their religion word for word, while following the letter as opposed to the spirit is exactly what Jesus was against.


Most of them don't even follow the letter so well.
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
January 15 2008 00:48 GMT
#25
I just lost so much faith in humanity
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
January 15 2008 06:19 GMT
#26
This is friggin amazing. Thanks

[Am I in discussion with a human who has a functioning brain?]

What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?

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How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread

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lol these are just awesome
Trucy Wright is hot
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-01-15 07:22:15
January 15 2008 07:18 GMT
#27
Kind of OT, but I really like this quote (by a non-religious dude):

"God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent — it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills." - Heinlein

And another funny one:

"All in all, I can't say I believe in god. If, in fact, I ever find out that he does indeed exist, I think I'll stay away from him, because if he's responsible for half the things he gets credit for, he's got to be one mean son of a bitch." -Gether

While I'm doing OT religion bashing:

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1055#comic
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
.Ix
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Philippines266 Posts
February 25 2008 23:40 GMT
#28
Terrible! thanks!
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7220 Posts
February 26 2008 02:29 GMT
#29
Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?





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