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I just had the MOST AWKWARD sex ever.
like, we ended up just stopping and yea.......
I feel so fucking weird right now...
To make this more productive...post your awkward sex stories here! I'll post mine once i collect myself lol.
background info: OK, i met this girl about 4 weeks ago. She is ALMOST (uh oh lol) 18 I'm 19. I should also mention she is 5 foot and im 6 2;p We have both had plenty of sex so no one here is new or anything.
She is the small one on the right. We get along great as friends although we would constantly flirt with each other.
Nsfw I guess
+ Show Spoiler +Anyway, she started hitting on me hardcore ( not use to that..lol ) and we started hanging out. The following week we were at a party and made out, but nothing else. Then we hung out a lot the following weeks but we
never did anything...we just kinda became friends.
Finally a few days ago we started talking about stuff and decided we were gonna become fuck buddies.
Well she came over today with the intention of fucking and it started off really awkward cause we were talking and laughing while we were making out and taking clothes off, extc. Well... she kinda likes hair pulling and rougher sex, so she was laughing at first cause I was being kinda gentle lol. As I was putting the condom on, I noticed I wasn't really fully erect. I figured wtf, I'll get harder while we are fucking, she is small anyway.
Well we were fucking for about 4 min and.....it just kept being awkward. Like....we would try to be semi serious about it but every min or so we would have to keep from laughing. Finally I just stop and I'm like...."this isn't really working out" and she said "yea, its pretty awkward." So we decided not to finish and we were just lying on the bed naked trying to comprehend what just happened.
Then my mom came home so we had to hurry up and get dressed, and she left shortly after. I dunno what it is gonna be like from now on...if we will even talk or what but this is probably the only time in my life
I have REALLY regretted having sex lol.
Hopefully we will just laugh this off, but it still feels really awkward even though she is gone now. I'll wait and see what it feels like tomorrow lol.
edit: it is poorly written i know, but I just had to write this down real fast...I'm gonna go lie down before work......
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ill show you mine if you show me yours baby ;]
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Belgium6774 Posts
Well I once read in some sexmag that "orgasms shouldnt be a goal in sex"
not that I took note of that though, Booyah!
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Why'd you end up stopping..? o_o
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On December 04 2007 06:46 ilovejonn wrote:
Why'd you end up stopping..? o_o
Farting during anal sex is like hittin a brick wall at 90!
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I had sex for 90 minutes because I was high on shrooms and weed and basically didn't feel much of anything from my penis. The girl asked why I didn't finish yet ): That was pretty awkward.
I blew a monster load on her chest 10 minutes later though. Taught her a lesson.
Same girl, earlier story...
We were going to have sex but we were both high and it was 3 am at night (very dark). She is a virgin and I'm fucking wasted. After she gave me a blowjob, I turned her around and was going to doggy-style fuck her. I forgot that women have assholes. I just went top to bottom, looking for a warm orifice for my penis. I stop at the first hole that presented itself, which was the anus. I stuck it in slowly because it was very tight, and after about a minute of going in and out gently she said "It hurts," and I replied "It's supposed to hurt." Then she took it out and put it in the vagina. I didn't think much of it at the time, but much later I realized what I had done, I felt terrible - I took the girl's anal virginity when she just wanted to have sex for the first time.
And she loved me too ): Poor girl.
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On December 04 2007 06:50 fanatacist wrote:
I had sex for 90 minutes because I was high on shrooms and weed and basically didn't feel much of anything from my penis. The girl asked why I didn't finish yet ): That was pretty awkward.
I blew a monster load on her chest 10 minutes later though. Taught her a lesson.
Same girl, earlier story...
We were going to have sex but we were both high and it was 3 am at night (very dark). She is a virgin and I'm fucking wasted. After she gave me a blowjob, I turned her around and was going to doggy-style fuck her. I forgot that women have assholes. I just went top to bottom, looking for a warm orifice for my penis. I stop at the first hole that presented itself, which was the anus. I stuck it in slowly because it was very tight, and after about a minute of going in and out gently she said "It hurts," and I replied "It's supposed to hurt." Then she took it out and put it in the vagina. I didn't think much of it at the time, but much later I realized what I had done, I felt terrible - I took the girl's anal virginity when she just wanted to have sex for the first time.
And she loved me too ): Poor girl. Now at least I have some more justification for hating you.
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Shrooms, weed, sex, poppin cherries... it's got it all!! What's not to like?? Fanatacist can draw some wicked mspaint shit too!
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ur problem is you didn't fuck the one on the left instead
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On December 04 2007 07:25 decafchicken wrote:
ur problem is you didn't fuck the one on the left instead
she is kinda fat
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On December 04 2007 07:21 Hawk wrote:
Shrooms, weed, sex, poppin cherries... it's got it all!! What's not to like?? Fanatacist can draw some wicked mspaint shit too!
I really wish there were drugs involved today, it probably would have turned out a lot better.
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Not a sex story, but me being fucking stupid.
Me and a girl I know were talking about sex and she says how she's so sexually frustrated, kinda of leaning on me. I reply, "buy a vibrator" then she stops leaning on me and says "ok?". A friend told me she was probably asking for sex with me. Yeah... me = moron. Why can't women stop giving subtle hints and say what they want. :p
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On December 04 2007 07:35 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Not a sex story, but me being fucking stupid.
Me and a girl I know were talking about sex and she says how she's so sexually frustrated, kinda of leaning on me. I reply, "buy a vibrator" then she stops leaning on me and says "ok?". A friend told me she was probably asking for sex with me. Yeah... me = moron. Why can't women stop giving subtle hints and say what they want. :p
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my rofl.
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the girl in the left is more hot
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ok first of all the girl on the left is fat even if she doesn't look too big in this pic;x
But yea, I just got done talking with her ( awkward sex girl ) and it looks like we are still gonna try and make the fuck buddy thing work out.
perseverance baby......
+4 hp regen 100% mana regen and +7 dmg ftw!
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OverTheUnder, what a letdown story ): Kinda lame, I felt that it'd be something more epic. Other than that, I can completely understand how you feel. It's best not to force things like that. I hope you two aren't weird with each other forever because on the grand scale of things this is only a minor bump.
Micronesia, I'm sorry for doing drugs and having confused sexual intercourse afterwards? Are you more offended by the drug use or the genuine mistake in having anal sex with a virgin? Or the fact that I unleashed my lovejuice on *gasp* a pair of female breasts rather than going with my drugged-up instinct and just doing it inside her vagina without a condom and making her deal with it on her own? Please clarify, looking forward to your response, have fun blowing yourself and inflating your ego.
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On December 04 2007 12:44 fanatacist wrote:
OverTheUnder, what a letdown story ): Kinda lame, I felt that it'd be something more epic. Other than that, I can completely understand how you feel. It's best not to force things like that. I hope you two aren't weird with each other forever because on the grand scale of things this is only a minor bump.
Micronesia, I'm sorry for doing drugs and having confused sexual intercourse afterwards? Are you more offended by the drug use or the genuine mistake in having anal sex with a virgin? Or the fact that I unleashed my lovejuice on *gasp* a pair of female breasts rather than going with my drugged-up instinct and just doing it inside her vagina without a condom and making her deal with it on her own? Please clarify, looking forward to your response, have fun blowing yourself and inflating your ego.
yea, it isn't a great story but it was still awkward as fuck for me at the time. Not so bad anymore, seems like we are already cool with it.
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On December 04 2007 07:21 Hawk wrote:
Shrooms, weed, sex, poppin cherries... it's got it all!! What's not to like?? Fanatacist can draw some wicked mspaint shit too!
Thanks buddy <3
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On December 04 2007 12:54 OverTheUnder wrote:Show nested quote +On December 04 2007 12:44 fanatacist wrote:
OverTheUnder, what a letdown story ): Kinda lame, I felt that it'd be something more epic. Other than that, I can completely understand how you feel. It's best not to force things like that. I hope you two aren't weird with each other forever because on the grand scale of things this is only a minor bump.
Micronesia, I'm sorry for doing drugs and having confused sexual intercourse afterwards? Are you more offended by the drug use or the genuine mistake in having anal sex with a virgin? Or the fact that I unleashed my lovejuice on *gasp* a pair of female breasts rather than going with my drugged-up instinct and just doing it inside her vagina without a condom and making her deal with it on her own? Please clarify, looking forward to your response, have fun blowing yourself and inflating your ego. yea, it isn't a great story but it was still awkward as fuck for me at the time. Not so bad anymore, seems like we are already cool with it.
Good to hear n_n
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On December 04 2007 06:50 fanatacist wrote:
I blew a monster load on her chest 10 minutes later though. Taught her a lesson.
I thought you were only supposed to do that in porn movies.
I'm a virgin, so it's not like I'd know.
Fuck it--since we're on the topic, how do you know where to...blow your load. o.O
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On December 04 2007 13:23 Mayson wrote:Show nested quote +On December 04 2007 06:50 fanatacist wrote:
I blew a monster load on her chest 10 minutes later though. Taught her a lesson.
I thought you were only supposed to do that in porn movies. I'm a virgin, so it's not like I'd know. Fuck it--since we're on the topic, how do you know where to...blow your load. o.O
Haha no xD
Depends on the girl and how much of a dick you are, as well as if you ever want to see them again. There's just too many variables to give a rule for everything. I guess if you're that worried you can discuss it beforehand or something.
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United States24761 Posts
On December 04 2007 12:44 fanatacist wrote:
Micronesia, I'm sorry for doing drugs and having confused sexual intercourse afterwards? Are you more offended by the drug use or the genuine mistake in having anal sex with a virgin? Or the fact that I unleashed my lovejuice on *gasp* a pair of female breasts rather than going with my drugged-up instinct and just doing it inside her vagina without a condom and making her deal with it on her own? Please clarify, looking forward to your response, have fun blowing yourself and inflating your ego. Proving my hypothesis ._.
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On December 04 2007 20:24 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On December 04 2007 12:44 fanatacist wrote:
Micronesia, I'm sorry for doing drugs and having confused sexual intercourse afterwards? Are you more offended by the drug use or the genuine mistake in having anal sex with a virgin? Or the fact that I unleashed my lovejuice on *gasp* a pair of female breasts rather than going with my drugged-up instinct and just doing it inside her vagina without a condom and making her deal with it on her own? Please clarify, looking forward to your response, have fun blowing yourself and inflating your ego. Proving my hypothesis ._.
Enlighten us, oh great and moralistic genius of all time and space. Or are we too small and pathetic to hear your great words of wisdom? Please, share with us how superior you are to me because of these few posts.
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Mayson - blow your load in her, man! In my experience, women like that best anyway. Of course, wear a condom! Don't make babies!
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Um better to go anal on a virgin because they may be expecting the worst anyways.
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OvertheUnder: awkward sex happens, especially when it is with a new partner. A lot of times I think it has to do with being nervous with a new person, not having complete trust, not feeling like you can let go and be safe/comfortable. It's really no big deal, you just have to learn each other and get comfy with each other.
I am curious what happened. You just said it's awkward and that you quit... Did you go soft? Just not feeling very good? Either way, sounds like nervousness.
Sounds like a cool girl that is understanding (and you seem cool and understanding.) The stage is set for some righteous sex. But always remember: Don't make babies!
As for me, the first two times I had sex I did not cum, and the first time I had developed rugburn on my toes (doing her from behind on this carpet...), so the pain actually caused me to go soft during sex, and I didn't realize it was cause of the rugburn, so I thought I was just messed up or something. I also never got that girl off and she didn't have sex with me after the 2nd time. I was pretty insecure until my 2nd girlfriend showed me the light  BTW, all this happened when I was 22! Late start!
Nick / Inky
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On December 05 2007 00:45 nA.Inky wrote:OvertheUnder: awkward sex happens, especially when it is with a new partner. A lot of times I think it has to do with being nervous with a new person, not having complete trust, not feeling like you can let go and be safe/comfortable. It's really no big deal, you just have to learn each other and get comfy with each other. I am curious what happened. You just said it's awkward and that you quit... Did you go soft? Just not feeling very good? Either way, sounds like nervousness. Sounds like a cool girl that is understanding (and you seem cool and understanding.) The stage is set for some righteous sex. But always remember: Don't make babies! As for me, the first two times I had sex I did not cum, and the first time I had developed rugburn on my toes (doing her from behind on this carpet...), so the pain actually caused me to go soft during sex, and I didn't realize it was cause of the rugburn, so I thought I was just messed up or something. I also never got that girl off and she didn't have sex with me after the 2nd time. I was pretty insecure until my 2nd girlfriend showed me the light BTW, all this happened when I was 22! Late start! Nick / Inky
well one of us would literally start laughing every 2 min or something lol. It was just too planned out, and rushed since we hadn't really done much before.
I never got completely hard....it was one of those half-assed hard ons you know? When we did stop I lost it really fast, the whole mood was just weird lol.
we are probably just gonna get drunk sometime and try again, that should do the trick;O
edit: yea, she is on birth control and I always use a condom so its all good.
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OvertheUnder: No!!!! Please do not use alcohol for sex purposes. The only reason to drink is to enjoy drinking, and even then, I humbly recommend extreme moderation. If alcohol needs to be involved for you to have sex, you shouldn't have sex. Sex + alcohol = No!!!
As to the rest of what you said: definitely sounds like nervousness and being uncomfortable with each other. Sex is so personal. Our society tells us that casual sex is common and fine (it is pretty common, and it is POTENTIALLY fine) but sex is still serious business. It is WAY personal. So it's understandable that people can be nervous about it, and have awkward sex. The best sex is in a deep relationship, or at least a situation where both people can totally relax and get CRAZY with it.
Anyway, laughter during sex is fine, even desirable. But I know what you mean. And yeah, the half-assed boner - definitely a symptom of nervousness.
Why not spend more time with this girl and get more comfy with each other? Also, making out more and doing more fore-play stuff will help you both, I bet!
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On December 04 2007 13:46 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On December 04 2007 13:23 Mayson wrote:On December 04 2007 06:50 fanatacist wrote:
I blew a monster load on her chest 10 minutes later though. Taught her a lesson.
I thought you were only supposed to do that in porn movies. I'm a virgin, so it's not like I'd know. Fuck it--since we're on the topic, how do you know where to...blow your load. o.O Haha no xD Depends on the girl and how much of a dick you are, as well as if you ever want to see them again. There's just too many variables to give a rule for everything. I guess if you're that worried you can discuss it beforehand or something.
hahahaha for some reason this made me laugh pretty hard.
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On December 05 2007 09:40 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:Show nested quote +On December 04 2007 13:46 fanatacist wrote:On December 04 2007 13:23 Mayson wrote:On December 04 2007 06:50 fanatacist wrote:
I blew a monster load on her chest 10 minutes later though. Taught her a lesson.
I thought you were only supposed to do that in porn movies. I'm a virgin, so it's not like I'd know. Fuck it--since we're on the topic, how do you know where to...blow your load. o.O Haha no xD Depends on the girl and how much of a dick you are, as well as if you ever want to see them again. There's just too many variables to give a rule for everything. I guess if you're that worried you can discuss it beforehand or something. hahahaha for some reason this made me laugh pretty hard.
;D
I thought it was a pretty comical but true line for some people.
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I cant imagine "queef" being said often here.. or has it? hahaha
