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Mayson
Profile Joined October 2007
312 Posts
December 04 2007 04:23 GMT
#21
On December 04 2007 06:50 fanatacist wrote:
I blew a monster load on her chest 10 minutes later though. Taught her a lesson.

I thought you were only supposed to do that in porn movies.

I'm a virgin, so it's not like I'd know.

Fuck it--since we're on the topic, how do you know where to...blow your load. o.O
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
December 04 2007 04:46 GMT
#22
On December 04 2007 13:23 Mayson wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 04 2007 06:50 fanatacist wrote:
I blew a monster load on her chest 10 minutes later though. Taught her a lesson.

I thought you were only supposed to do that in porn movies.

I'm a virgin, so it's not like I'd know.

Fuck it--since we're on the topic, how do you know where to...blow your load. o.O

Haha no xD

Depends on the girl and how much of a dick you are, as well as if you ever want to see them again. There's just too many variables to give a rule for everything. I guess if you're that worried you can discuss it beforehand or something.
Peace~
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24761 Posts
December 04 2007 11:24 GMT
#23
On December 04 2007 12:44 fanatacist wrote:
Micronesia, I'm sorry for doing drugs and having confused sexual intercourse afterwards? Are you more offended by the drug use or the genuine mistake in having anal sex with a virgin? Or the fact that I unleashed my lovejuice on *gasp* a pair of female breasts rather than going with my drugged-up instinct and just doing it inside her vagina without a condom and making her deal with it on her own? Please clarify, looking forward to your response, have fun blowing yourself and inflating your ego.
Proving my hypothesis ._.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
December 04 2007 11:31 GMT
#24
On December 04 2007 20:24 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 04 2007 12:44 fanatacist wrote:
Micronesia, I'm sorry for doing drugs and having confused sexual intercourse afterwards? Are you more offended by the drug use or the genuine mistake in having anal sex with a virgin? Or the fact that I unleashed my lovejuice on *gasp* a pair of female breasts rather than going with my drugged-up instinct and just doing it inside her vagina without a condom and making her deal with it on her own? Please clarify, looking forward to your response, have fun blowing yourself and inflating your ego.
Proving my hypothesis ._.

Enlighten us, oh great and moralistic genius of all time and space. Or are we too small and pathetic to hear your great words of wisdom? Please, share with us how superior you are to me because of these few posts.
Peace~
nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
December 04 2007 15:38 GMT
#25
Mayson - blow your load in her, man! In my experience, women like that best anyway. Of course, wear a condom! Don't make babies!

Email (use instead of PM): InkMeister at aol dot com AIM: InkMeister
lugggy
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
450 Posts
December 04 2007 15:42 GMT
#26
Um better to go anal on a virgin because they may be expecting the worst anyways.
A little effort please, this isnt a forum for just posting every link on the internet.
nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
December 04 2007 15:45 GMT
#27
OvertheUnder: awkward sex happens, especially when it is with a new partner. A lot of times I think it has to do with being nervous with a new person, not having complete trust, not feeling like you can let go and be safe/comfortable. It's really no big deal, you just have to learn each other and get comfy with each other.

I am curious what happened. You just said it's awkward and that you quit... Did you go soft? Just not feeling very good? Either way, sounds like nervousness.

Sounds like a cool girl that is understanding (and you seem cool and understanding.) The stage is set for some righteous sex. But always remember: Don't make babies!

As for me, the first two times I had sex I did not cum, and the first time I had developed rugburn on my toes (doing her from behind on this carpet...), so the pain actually caused me to go soft during sex, and I didn't realize it was cause of the rugburn, so I thought I was just messed up or something. I also never got that girl off and she didn't have sex with me after the 2nd time. I was pretty insecure until my 2nd girlfriend showed me the light BTW, all this happened when I was 22! Late start!

Nick / Inky
Email (use instead of PM): InkMeister at aol dot com AIM: InkMeister
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-04 16:10:20
December 04 2007 16:06 GMT
#28
On December 05 2007 00:45 nA.Inky wrote:
OvertheUnder: awkward sex happens, especially when it is with a new partner. A lot of times I think it has to do with being nervous with a new person, not having complete trust, not feeling like you can let go and be safe/comfortable. It's really no big deal, you just have to learn each other and get comfy with each other.

I am curious what happened. You just said it's awkward and that you quit... Did you go soft? Just not feeling very good? Either way, sounds like nervousness.

Sounds like a cool girl that is understanding (and you seem cool and understanding.) The stage is set for some righteous sex. But always remember: Don't make babies!

As for me, the first two times I had sex I did not cum, and the first time I had developed rugburn on my toes (doing her from behind on this carpet...), so the pain actually caused me to go soft during sex, and I didn't realize it was cause of the rugburn, so I thought I was just messed up or something. I also never got that girl off and she didn't have sex with me after the 2nd time. I was pretty insecure until my 2nd girlfriend showed me the light BTW, all this happened when I was 22! Late start!

Nick / Inky



well one of us would literally start laughing every 2 min or something lol. It was just too planned out, and rushed since we hadn't really done much before.

I never got completely hard....it was one of those half-assed hard ons you know? When we did stop I lost it really fast, the whole mood was just weird lol.

we are probably just gonna get drunk sometime and try again, that should do the trick;O

edit: yea, she is on birth control and I always use a condom so its all good.
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
December 04 2007 17:42 GMT
#29
OvertheUnder: No!!!! Please do not use alcohol for sex purposes. The only reason to drink is to enjoy drinking, and even then, I humbly recommend extreme moderation. If alcohol needs to be involved for you to have sex, you shouldn't have sex. Sex + alcohol = No!!!

As to the rest of what you said: definitely sounds like nervousness and being uncomfortable with each other. Sex is so personal. Our society tells us that casual sex is common and fine (it is pretty common, and it is POTENTIALLY fine) but sex is still serious business. It is WAY personal. So it's understandable that people can be nervous about it, and have awkward sex. The best sex is in a deep relationship, or at least a situation where both people can totally relax and get CRAZY with it.

Anyway, laughter during sex is fine, even desirable. But I know what you mean. And yeah, the half-assed boner - definitely a symptom of nervousness.

Why not spend more time with this girl and get more comfy with each other? Also, making out more and doing more fore-play stuff will help you both, I bet!
Email (use instead of PM): InkMeister at aol dot com AIM: InkMeister
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
December 05 2007 00:40 GMT
#30
On December 04 2007 13:46 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 04 2007 13:23 Mayson wrote:
On December 04 2007 06:50 fanatacist wrote:
I blew a monster load on her chest 10 minutes later though. Taught her a lesson.

I thought you were only supposed to do that in porn movies.

I'm a virgin, so it's not like I'd know.

Fuck it--since we're on the topic, how do you know where to...blow your load. o.O

Haha no xD

Depends on the girl and how much of a dick you are, as well as if you ever want to see them again. There's just too many variables to give a rule for everything. I guess if you're that worried you can discuss it beforehand or something.


hahahaha for some reason this made me laugh pretty hard.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
December 05 2007 03:45 GMT
#31
On December 05 2007 09:40 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 04 2007 13:46 fanatacist wrote:
On December 04 2007 13:23 Mayson wrote:
On December 04 2007 06:50 fanatacist wrote:
I blew a monster load on her chest 10 minutes later though. Taught her a lesson.

I thought you were only supposed to do that in porn movies.

I'm a virgin, so it's not like I'd know.

Fuck it--since we're on the topic, how do you know where to...blow your load. o.O

Haha no xD

Depends on the girl and how much of a dick you are, as well as if you ever want to see them again. There's just too many variables to give a rule for everything. I guess if you're that worried you can discuss it beforehand or something.


hahahaha for some reason this made me laugh pretty hard.

;D

I thought it was a pretty comical but true line for some people.
Peace~
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