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MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-19 14:53:25
July 06 2007 04:31 GMT
#1

Part I.

alexxxmanfredi85 (11:59:06 PM): do you no a song called vulnerable?
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (11:59:13 PM): BY WHOME MY I ASK?
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (11:59:16 PM): ARE THEY AWEOSMe
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (11:59:18 PM): BECYUAS EIF ISO
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (11:59:22 PM): I MOST LIEKYL KNOW AND DLED THEM
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (11:59:26 PM): OFF OF MY AWESOME MUSIC WEBSITe
alexxxmanfredi85 (11:59:57 PM): secondhand serenade
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:00:02 AM): ya there a pretty good bad
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:00:04 AM): band\
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:00:20 AM): nah they suck
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:00:22 AM): i nver heard ogf them
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:00:24 AM): trust in joe
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:00:38 AM): kkk. just asking if you new the song
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:01:02 AM): YA THAT FUCKING WEBSITE YOU NEVER INVITED ME TO
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:01:18 AM): BECAUSE YOU ARENT WROTHY
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:01:20 AM): OBVIOSULY
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:01:22 AM): YOU HAVE TO PAST TESTS
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:01:24 AM): TO GET IN
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:01:34 AM): what tests?
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:01:43 AM): THE TRIALS OF LIFE AND DEATH
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:01:45 AM): 3 TASKS
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:01:49 AM): WHICH YOU MUST PASS FLAWLESSLY
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:02:02 AM): well wat ever
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:02:20 AM): 'DO YOU DARE TO UNDERTAKE THESE CHALLENGE?S
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:02:29 AM): ya sure
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:02:42 AM): i wanr you
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:02:46 AM): to not undertake this lihgtly
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:02:50 AM): the tasks are fatal.
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:02:53 AM): Half the people die.
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:03:10 AM): kkk just let me to it and we will see if i suck or not OKAY
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:03:26 AM): YOU SUCK
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:03:30 AM): BUT I WILL GUIDE YOU
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:03:33 AM): FIRST YOU MUST PAST
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:03:36 AM): THE GOATSE TEST.
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:03:40 AM): DO YOU ACECPT?
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:03:42 AM): yes
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:03:44 AM): wtf
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:04:11 AM): whats the 2nd
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:05:27 AM): i dont suck by the way
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:06:19 AM): the test
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:06:23 AM): hath been prepaired
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:06:26 AM): this is your last chance to back down
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:06:28 AM): Do you accept?
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:06:36 AM): yes i acceept
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:07:31 AM): http://goatse.cz/
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:07:34 AM): travel fourth my child
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:07:48 AM): wat ever
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:08:00 AM): UR FUCKING DISGUSTING
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:08:08 AM): that was grosss
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:08:19 AM): LMFAO
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:08:27 AM): DO YOU ACCEPT CHALLENGE NUMBER 2?
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:08:34 AM): yes
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:09:01 AM): I warn you
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:09:10 AM): challenge #2 is 2x as bad as #1
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (12:09:14 AM): Do yee still accept?
alexxxmanfredi85 (12:09:27 AM): yESS

+ Show Spoiler [stalling] +
I was stalling becuase i had to find Goatse's new domaine (cz)


**
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
July 06 2007 04:55 GMT
#2
Omg sick. . .
You could have warned us at least.
Karma is a bitch
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
July 06 2007 05:30 GMT
#3
Get her some tubgirl.com action

or other sick shit, its the internet, there's tons of stuff you can use to disgust
Graphics
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
July 06 2007 05:54 GMT
#4
hahahahahh

lemonparty gogoog
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MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
July 06 2007 06:14 GMT
#5
Fantasy eveyrone on TL should know what goatse is :O

I wanna know what tubgirl is but i really dont wanan click it rofl.


Lemon party = big old jewihs guy orgy.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
dementus
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Singapore1151 Posts
July 06 2007 07:15 GMT
#6
fuck, if the first third of a trilogy features goatse, i don't wanna bloody read the rest of it.
"I couldn't stop myself from having unreal macro and sick timing senses."
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-06 08:52:54
July 06 2007 08:51 GMT
#7
In tihs case trilogy kind of means eveyr time i have a dumb conversation with her, i wonder what else i can make her do to get the oink invite, since it's going to involve some explaining and a lot of wasted time.

Any susgestions on my other 2 things to fuck with her let me know, i'm scared to go to the other sites though

Edit: I have seen the tubgirl pic, i wouldn't wish that upon anyone else. + Show Spoiler +
Except maybe her
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
July 06 2007 12:18 GMT
#8
lol meatspin.com?

Don't know wtf it is, but I send people there.

Just say something like "www. meatspin.com meet me there in server 4 "
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MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
July 06 2007 12:22 GMT
#9
haha meetspin is a guy giving another guy anal sex and his dick and balls are spinnign aroudn because of the up and down motion which makes tem go in a circle O_O hence the name Meat spin. Also if you look at it for like a minute and 100 spins go by it tells you your gay for continuing to watch it.





Stfu.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-06 12:31:06
July 06 2007 12:28 GMT
#10
Oh and there might not be a sequal, the girl i was fucking with asked me if i wanted to smoke some time tihs week, i said i didnt really plan that shit out and dint feel like it. She proceeded to try and insert a guilt trip with the classic "Oh, well that was just my attempt to get you to hang out with me, but i guess you don't" And was exspecitng "NO I DO I JSUT DONT WANT TO SMOKE POT, ITS ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!!"
she got this

"alright" then logged off and probably cried and cut herself and did crack cocaine because im an asshole.






2ez

Edit:
+ Show Spoiler [conversation] +

alexxxmanfredi85 (10:38:12 PM): wait wat??
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:38:32 PM): idk
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:38:56 PM): idk
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:39:01 PM): ....?
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:39:01 PM): brooke says hii
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:39:05 PM): HOLA BROOKE
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:39:55 PM): kk . brooke says ur nice to her
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:40:18 PM): im always nice to people unless given a reason not to be nice
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:42:41 PM): good reasonn . i think u were laughin cause i wanted to go to barnes and noble with u
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:43:26 PM): ......?
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:43:52 PM): nvm
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:44:29 PM): sorry
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:46:05 PM): u never met brooke
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:46:55 PM): k
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:48:17 PM): do u wanna blaze nextt weeek
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:48:46 PM): not really
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:48:50 PM): i dont plan these things out O_O
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:52:03 PM): kkk truefully well am just tryng to get u to chill with me but i guess i should just stop trying
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:52:42 PM): alright
alexxxmanfredi85 is away at 10:53:44 PM.
alexxxmanfredi85 returned at 11:11:41 PM.
alexxxmanfredi85 is away at 11:46:32 PM.
alexxxmanfredi85 returned at 11:46:40 PM.
alexxxmanfredi85 is away at 11:47:15 PM.


I wonder if i saved any of our old chat logs, they are funnier then even the other one i posted above.

Seraphim on here has seen most of them, i usually talk to him and laugh about stupid shit she says while copy and pasting it.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
July 06 2007 13:09 GMT
#11
On July 06 2007 21:28 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote:
Oh and there might not be a sequal, the girl i was fucking with asked me if i wanted to smoke some time tihs week, i said i didnt really plan that shit out and dint feel like it. She proceeded to try and insert a guilt trip with the classic "Oh, well that was just my attempt to get you to hang out with me, but i guess you don't" And was exspecitng "NO I DO I JSUT DONT WANT TO SMOKE POT, ITS ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!!"
she got this

"alright" then logged off and probably cried and cut herself and did crack cocaine because im an asshole.






2ez

Edit:
+ Show Spoiler [conversation] +

alexxxmanfredi85 (10:38:12 PM): wait wat??
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:38:32 PM): idk
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:38:56 PM): idk
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:39:01 PM): ....?
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:39:01 PM): brooke says hii
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:39:05 PM): HOLA BROOKE
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:39:55 PM): kk . brooke says ur nice to her
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:40:18 PM): im always nice to people unless given a reason not to be nice
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:42:41 PM): good reasonn . i think u were laughin cause i wanted to go to barnes and noble with u
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:43:26 PM): ......?
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:43:52 PM): nvm
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:44:29 PM): sorry
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:46:05 PM): u never met brooke
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:46:55 PM): k
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:48:17 PM): do u wanna blaze nextt weeek
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:48:46 PM): not really
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:48:50 PM): i dont plan these things out O_O
alexxxmanfredi85 (10:52:03 PM): kkk truefully well am just tryng to get u to chill with me but i guess i should just stop trying
LiNkInPaRrK2289 (10:52:42 PM): alright
alexxxmanfredi85 is away at 10:53:44 PM.
alexxxmanfredi85 returned at 11:11:41 PM.
alexxxmanfredi85 is away at 11:46:32 PM.
alexxxmanfredi85 returned at 11:46:40 PM.
alexxxmanfredi85 is away at 11:47:15 PM.


I wonder if i saved any of our old chat logs, they are funnier then even the other one i posted above.

Seraphim on here has seen most of them, i usually talk to him and laugh about stupid shit she says while copy and pasting it.


This Alex girl has brought me more joy and laughter than Dave Chapelle

+ Show Spoiler +
Dane Cook would be pushing it, but still....
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
July 06 2007 14:28 GMT
#12
Lol, I laughed so hard -__-
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
July 06 2007 14:34 GMT
#13
Weiyison, want her?
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
July 07 2007 01:41 GMT
#14
On July 06 2007 23:34 MoNKeYSpanKeR wrote:
Weiyison, want her?



ok, sure

+ Show Spoiler +
NOT
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
July 07 2007 06:24 GMT
#15
u iz a hater.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
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