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Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-06-10 21:54:51
June 10 2007 21:41 GMT
#1
Dear blog reader,

My last blog contained a high level of poop. Some noticed the contained message, others could not crawl through the brown crevasse. This time I will warn you: the topic of this blog is more poop and the goatseman. Readers with a delicate electronic stomache, get out.

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a good ol’, orange bumhol’.


I’ll start off by adressing some poop questions. Klogon asked me if I regularly shit gold bricks. Surprising as it may be, I infact do not. I genuinely do have some good years of poop behind me. Sometimes I just don’t have to wipe. I of course test it once before I conclude so. You don’t want to assume; what if you’re wrong? Deadvessel wanted more poop blogs. Here you go. In other news: Cpt_Obvious? Shut up.

Two days after I wrote the blog, my stomache started acting up. The wrath of the internets bestow me with cramps. Sadly enough, the stomache ache was accompanied by headaches, pain in my neck and tiredness. After three days, my poop was affected also: brown liquid poured out agressively several times a day. I felt like Augustus Gloop, sliding down the chocolate hole.

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Gloop mysteriously rhymes with poop?


Five days in my recently found stomache illness, I chose to go to the doctor as I started to worry. With no sign of improvement and finals coming up, I can’t deal with this shit. Pun intended.

A happy doctor in training diagnosed me with Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS). He wasn’t totally sure though. The kind man wants me to return if it still bothers me later this week. Mr. Huisman tried to explain the syndrome to me, but failed somewhere along the lines. Later upon my arrival at home, I read some on the internets. No cure, recurring syndrome and upon reflecting I believe that I do infact have this. And it affects my poop. MY POOP!

I'm sorry for the lack of goatseman in this topic and the semi bloggy style. It won't happen again, but after my last blog I just felt like sharing this. It's quite awkward.

Last but not least. To the reader of this blog:
+ Show Spoiler +

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(If you're not German)


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fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
June 10 2007 23:21 GMT
#2
I <3 U
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
June 11 2007 04:09 GMT
#3
pfffft.

Don't be so touchy, I had a bad week or two. Let's be e-friends again kk?
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
June 11 2007 04:10 GMT
#4
I like how none of your stories lack substance? tee hee -- Contribution :D
Hi
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
June 11 2007 05:08 GMT
#5
nice spoiler
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
June 11 2007 05:58 GMT
#6
I have to shit now. BRB ALL
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 11 2007 23:11 GMT
#7
poop
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
June 27 2007 16:32 GMT
#8


HAHAHAHAHA.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
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