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Mario's Cat Dies

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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
November 25 2017 09:18 GMT
#1
Warning: Just don't read this. Life is too short.

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It all began when Paljas began discussing my last blog, and missed a key piece of information: one of the major themes in the story was Luigi's journey to overcome the loss of his cat, which was like family to him. The story explored many other themes, but the important thing to discuss here is that Paljas thought it was Mario's cat who died.


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Like a maniac, he held a gun to my head and told me to write the story of the death of Mario's cat. Therefore, without further ado... actually, let's have a bit of extra ado first. I need you to know that this took me TWO HOURS to make, and I want to make it clear that I was not under the influence of drugs at the time. I mean, just imagine how much better it'd be if I were on drugs. This would be some next-level shit. So, that's all the ado we're going to do.

Time for Episode 1 of

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Any similarities to any video game characters is purely coincidental.


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"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
NBird
Profile Joined October 2015
United States24 Posts
November 25 2017 10:02 GMT
#2
You had me at real Russian steel. Nice.
HerbMon
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States460 Posts
November 25 2017 17:54 GMT
#3
Ive never seen such beauty with MS paint before. Also is mario and peach fucking a double sided candy cane dildo?
How we will win in the period ahead.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
November 25 2017 18:19 GMT
#4
On November 26 2017 02:54 HerbMon wrote:
Ive never seen such beauty with MS paint before. Also is mario and peach fucking a double sided candy cane dildo?


He's using the raccoon tail from Super Mario Bros 3. That's why he's holding that leaf.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7218 Posts
November 25 2017 21:08 GMT
#5
ur a good drawer
Entusman #12
AnythingThenDelete
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
381 Posts
November 26 2017 08:06 GMT
#6
The timing is wholesome, starcraft friendship/worshipping in action.
Paljas
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6926 Posts
November 26 2017 22:58 GMT
#7
this is heartbreaking
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24680 Posts
November 27 2017 00:04 GMT
#8
I think slide 13 explains the origin of this comic better than the introductory paragraphs.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Therapist.
Profile Joined January 2009
United States207 Posts
November 27 2017 00:35 GMT
#9
I thought this was awesome. Just showed up to say that.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
November 27 2017 03:07 GMT
#10
On November 27 2017 07:58 Paljas wrote:
this is heartbreaking


It has a happy ending because dank memes saved the day.

On November 27 2017 09:04 micronesia wrote:
I think slide 13 explains the origin of this comic better than the introductory paragraphs.


The obligatory "hur hur hur u must b doing drugs" post... cool original thought you had there.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24680 Posts
Last Edited: 2017-11-27 03:55:22
November 27 2017 03:13 GMT
#11
On November 27 2017 12:07 ninazerg wrote:
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On November 27 2017 09:04 micronesia wrote:
I think slide 13 explains the origin of this comic better than the introductory paragraphs.


The obligatory "hur hur hur u must b doing drugs" post... cool original thought you had there.

Judging from the reaction I hit closer to home than expected.

Edit: to be fair, this blog is hilarious
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
November 27 2017 04:17 GMT
#12
On November 27 2017 12:13 micronesia wrote:
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On November 27 2017 12:07 ninazerg wrote:
On November 27 2017 09:04 micronesia wrote:
I think slide 13 explains the origin of this comic better than the introductory paragraphs.


The obligatory "hur hur hur u must b doing drugs" post... cool original thought you had there.

Judging from the reaction I hit closer to home than expected.

Edit: to be fair, this blog is hilarious


actually, I ain't e'en mad xd
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50121 Posts
November 27 2017 05:05 GMT
#13
top dankmems nyna(this is what google text to speech thinks nina sounds like, NYNA)
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
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Peeano
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Netherlands4989 Posts
November 27 2017 09:19 GMT
#14
Just 2 hours? Amazing work of art.
FBH #1!
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
November 27 2017 09:46 GMT
#15
Why sanic why? He was such a good kitty!
SkrollK
Profile Joined January 2015
France580 Posts
November 27 2017 18:52 GMT
#16
I feel for Mario, because my cat just died some time ago, the exact same way Mario's cat died. Terrorist killed him with an AK, wearing some weird hedgehog costume.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
November 27 2017 21:58 GMT
#17
Fucking Luigi picture rofl
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
November 28 2017 18:23 GMT
#18
On November 27 2017 18:46 jrkirby wrote:
Why sanic why?


Do you really want to know the answer to that?
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Paljas
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6926 Posts
November 29 2017 00:37 GMT
#19
I do
TL+ Member
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 10 2018 10:17 GMT
#20
On November 29 2017 09:37 Paljas wrote:
I do


Then you shall have your answer.

SOON.

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"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Peeano
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Netherlands4989 Posts
January 10 2018 22:23 GMT
#21
That reminds me of this awesome zealot bomb drawing posted on TL about 9-10 years ago. It had a similar pose.
FBH #1!
NoS-Craig
Profile Joined July 2011
Australia3095 Posts
January 13 2018 12:35 GMT
#22
Had a good chuckle reading this. Mario looked pissed off.
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