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Comeh: Origins

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Gosi
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Sweden9072 Posts
May 22 2017 21:10 GMT
#1
Part 1 Chapter 1 outtake from Comeh: Origins written by Gosia Gosichowski
__________________________________________________________________________________________________

Chris walked into the school's main hall after walking to school from his suburban Chicago family home where he lived all his life because his parents bought it for $200,000 one year before he was born. When his parents moved in to the house it was painted in white and the garden was almost non-existent, but now it’s painted in a sharp dark blue shade with the best looking garden in the whole neighbourhood thanks to his mother. They have strawberry bushes and plastic furnitures for the summer, which are easy to clean off by spraying water on them with the gardening hose.

Chris walks through the main hall with his head down during the morning rush because of crippling depression and social anxiety. Brayden from Algebra calls for Chris from across the hall, where Brayden stands by his locker. "Bro you look sad bro is it because you’re thinking of that accident two years ago where your girlfriend Britney got hit in the head and died while running track for gym class by the starting quarterback Jayden's 100 mph football throw that he practiced every day since the age of five because his dad played varsity in high school but had a shoulder injury that stopped him from playing in college but he definitely could have gone pro otherwise, which is why he’s been pushing Jayden all his life” asked Brayden.

Chris stays quiet, but Amber from cheerleading, ex-girlfriend of Brayden and now Kayden's (Jayden’s younger brother) girlfriend that she met while hanging out with Jayden when they were together but Kayden looks more like that guy from Twilight so she broke up with Jayden to be with Kayden, overhears the one-sided conversation and shims in with a snarky remark “L o L, Brayden don’t bother with this emo. It was two years ago!!! Get over it okay, people die just stop being sad and get a life, go to a party or something oh wait no one would ever invite you!”.

Chris feels a strong sensation in his chin, it suddenly starts growing big and strong, it becomes a source of testosterone and rage for Chris that he never felt before. Chris slowly looks up from the floor while moving his fringe to the side of his face, he locks eyes with Amber and let’s out a soft spoken “Bitch...”. “Ehm, excuse me?” said Amber. “What did you just say? Did you call me a bit...” she gets interrupted by Chris screaming “FUCK YOU AMBER YOU DIRTY ASS LIL BITCH TAKE THIS!” CHRIS PULLS OUT HIS CUSTOM MADE 14-STRING ELECTRIC GUITAR FROM HIS BACKPACK PAINTED IN METALLIC BLACK THAT HE FUNDED BY WORKING AT TRADER JOE’S ALL SUMMER WHEN HIS DAD FORCED HIM TO GET A SUMMER JOB TO PAY FOR HIMSELF BUT HIS DAD GOT HIT FROM BEHIND AT A TRAFFIC STOP AND GOT INSURANCE MONEY FOR HIS WHIPLASH SO CHRIS GOT TO KEEP ALL THE MONEY HE EARNED. HE THROWS THE CORD TO BRAYDEN WHO PLUGS IT INTO THE AMP HE KEEPS IN HIS LOCKER “TAKE THIS YOU B I T C H ! ! !” SHOUTS CHRIS TO AMBER AND STARTS SHREDDING ON THE 14-STRINGER LIKE NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN EVERYONE IS STUNNED BY THE AMAZING GUITAR SOLO THAT IS SO FUCKING GOOD THAT IT STOPPED THE ROTATION OF THE EARTH ITSELF HE JUMPS UP AND DOWN HEAD BANGING HIS FUCKING NECK OFF BUT THE POWER OF METAL HAS COMPELLED HIM TO GO ON HE RUNS THROUGH THE HALL BUILDING UP SPEED BEFORE DROPPING DOWN ON HIS KNEE’S, SLIDING BACK TO BRAYDEN, LEAVING TRACES OF FIRE BEHIND HIM OH SHIT NOW CHRIS HANDS ARE LITERALLY ON FIRE FROM THE NEXT LEVEL SHREDDING “BURN BITCH” HE SHOUTS AS HE SHOOTS FIREBALLS AT AMBER, LAUGHING MANICALLY AS SHE BURNS TO THE GROUND.

“CHRIS! CHRIIIIS! It’s time to stop!”, shouts Brayden. Chris stops playing and looks around the hall, meeting nothing but terrified faces from the destruction he just caused. “Chris is dead...” he says, taking out a pair of black rimmed glasses from one of his pockets “I. AM. COMEH!” while he does a dope fucking riff. He puts Brayden’s amp into his backpack and does an 180 and starts walking towards the exit, letting out a fart so strong that it reaches Amber’s ashes, blowing them all over the other students still standing in the main hall. As he exits the school he looks back at the building, down at his guitar and starts smirking. He gets down on one knee and starts shredding so fucking hard that the vibrations makes the whole school collapse, killing everyone inside.

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Maverick_2009
Profile Joined December 2014
Somewhere2002 Posts
Last Edited: 2017-05-23 20:16:19
May 23 2017 00:35 GMT
#2
absolutely brilliant

P.S. (no one saw anything)
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Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
May 23 2017 03:34 GMT
#3
10/10

Truly an amazing biography that accurately depicts the controversial figure in a new light. The world will never be the same.
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BluemoonSC
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
SoCal8910 Posts
May 23 2017 03:43 GMT
#4
Ever read something so bad it's good?

Neither have I, this was a masterpiece from start to finish, ty gosi.
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crms
Profile Joined February 2010
United States11933 Posts
Last Edited: 2017-05-23 04:07:26
May 23 2017 04:06 GMT
#5
If the world remembers 1 person after the apocalypse, I hope it's Comeh. Whoops I mean Gosi. Brilliant work.
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goody153
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
44238 Posts
May 23 2017 07:24 GMT
#6
why have you written a prequel not a sequel of the "COMEH"?


also ez 5 star though i feel like i have to report this
this is a quote
Andre
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Slovenia3523 Posts
May 23 2017 09:31 GMT
#7
I think the 14 string guitar part is a bit unrealistic, but otherwise the story comes together nicely.

Well done, I wish you all the best Gosi you have true talent!!
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
goody153
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
44238 Posts
May 23 2017 11:29 GMT
#8
On May 23 2017 18:31 Andre wrote:
I think the 14 string guitar part is a bit unrealistic, but otherwise the story comes together nicely.

Well done, I wish you all the best Gosi you have true talent!!

you're right .. it's not enough

need around 10 moar strings
this is a quote
Pontual
Profile Joined October 2016
Brazil3038 Posts
May 23 2017 12:12 GMT
#9
Even the link is top notch

Next level right here
intotheheart
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada33091 Posts
May 23 2017 16:33 GMT
#10
Some of this needs to be copypasta for his Twitch channel, I'm sure.
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Faruko
Profile Joined April 2013
Chile34173 Posts
May 23 2017 18:55 GMT
#11
WHAT IS THIS SHIT LMAO SO GOOD
Ross was right // "Jesus Christ nahaz is doing shots before my eyes" (Sn0_Man, 2018)
Laserist
Profile Joined September 2011
Turkey4269 Posts
May 26 2017 10:30 GMT
#12
What.did.I.just.read.
“Are you with the Cartel? Because you’re definitely an Angel.”
lestye
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States4186 Posts
June 09 2017 13:50 GMT
#13
Man these post-Crisis origin stories are so confusing.
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