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thePunGun
Profile Blog Joined January 2016
598 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-04-29 19:43:47
April 29 2016 19:09 GMT
#1
It is a dark time in the suburban area of Seattle...
Breakfast Master PunGunObi gets up in a hurry, after realizing,
he overslept on a cloudy Friday morning. As he's pursuing the smell
of hot pancakes into the kitchen, Darth Jen his former PUNawan is preparing
pancakes in the microwave! A horrific sight for the bleary-eyed Master! The pancakes
are crumbling and PunGunObi's hand is forced, as his former student recklessly turns the once promising doughy delights into a dark dry abomination!

A verbal battle erupts and Darth Jen's critical blow "Stop whining...we still have cereal, you know!" almost brings the Breakfast Master to his knees...
PunGunObi however keeps his calm, knowing that any verbal attack he might throw back at her would be absorbed and stored just to bring it up in a future battle, like many times before.

So the old master gives in and Jen serves the dark turds followed by "...at least we won't be late for work!"
"yes dear thank you, they're not that bad actually...."
....is what Pu... I should have said....instead I went with:

"Ugh...Jen? Have you ever seen a plane in a carwash?!" -"No, why"
"I'll tell you why! Because they're for cars! It's in the name: CAR WASH, just like pans are for: PAN CAKES!"

And that's how you ruin your weekend on a friday morning guys...So what did I learn from this?

It's better to be late for work, than to yell at your girl.... because after work...the EMPIRE will
STRIKE BACK and not in a good way!



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"You cannot teach a man anything, you can only help him find it within himself."
pebble444
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Italy2497 Posts
April 30 2016 08:13 GMT
#2
Haha this was really intertaining read! you should write more real life stories;
My sympaties to you: Women can be...lets just say devoted and keep it there! may the pancakes be with you
"Awaken my Child, and embrace the Glory that is your Birthright"
thePunGun
Profile Blog Joined January 2016
598 Posts
April 30 2016 18:16 GMT
#3
On April 30 2016 17:13 pebble444 wrote:
Haha this was really intertaining read! you should write more real life stories;
My sympaties to you: Women can be...lets just say devoted and keep it there! may the pancakes be with you


Thanks, I made her breakfast in bed this morning an cut the pancakes in Tie-Fighter/Millennium Falcon shape, to avoid the "Wrath of the Empress".
"You cannot teach a man anything, you can only help him find it within himself."
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