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Kazahk
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States385 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-22 06:59:23
May 22 2015 06:58 GMT
#1
Can't wait for his next blog, tbh I don't even read them fully as the word combinations almost blend into a whirling incoherent blob that couldn't possibly be a real language; almost makes your head hurt because of how much sense it doesn't make. Either way I hope the next round surpasses the last in terms of chaotic scatterbrained logic.
EDIT: Oh and lots more made up words!

*
Rngesus blessed me with a tooth half, then shunned me with a spinach roll.
mahrgell
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Germany3943 Posts
May 22 2015 09:19 GMT
#2
On May 22 2015 15:58 Kazahk wrote:
Can't wait for his next blog, tbh I don't even read them fully as the word combinations almost blend into a whirling incoherent blob that couldn't possibly be a real language; almost makes your head hurt because of how much sense it doesn't make. Either way I hope the next round surpasses the last in terms of chaotic scatterbrained logic.
EDIT: Oh and lots more made up words!


You described your own post very well. WTF...
Bojas
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands2397 Posts
May 22 2015 10:40 GMT
#3
Why did he get banned? A lot of people here write blogs that can be considered incoherent rambling.
Muffloe
Profile Joined December 2012
Sweden6061 Posts
May 22 2015 12:09 GMT
#4
I think there is a difference between writing yourself off and grade A trolling
Hryul
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Austria2609 Posts
May 22 2015 14:36 GMT
#5
#freeyokokane
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Deathstar
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
9150 Posts
May 22 2015 15:36 GMT
#6
jesuisyokokane
rip passion
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
May 22 2015 16:00 GMT
#7
yokokano was ok but when other people started to post the same way it made him look bad and ruined it.
SoSexy
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Italy3725 Posts
May 22 2015 20:21 GMT
#8
THEY BANNED HIM? OH MY GOD THIS CANNOT BE TRUE

Fuck this. Seriously. The guy never bothered anyone.
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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 22 2015 20:42 GMT
#9
On May 22 2015 19:40 Bojas wrote:
Why did he get banned?


There are four points. A, B, C, D. Point A and B are separate by an undefined amount of distance, as are C and D. There is a line extending from point A to point B. There is another line extending from point C to point D. Assuming that these two lines run parallel and are not on top of one another, they will never intersect. Now suppose one or both of the lines is not straight, but is a curve. If both lines are curved slightly, they should intersect, unless they curve away from one another. However, if the distance between the parallel lines is undefined, you would need to draw a parabola of infinite curvature for both lines to even have a chance for them to theoretically intercept. DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW? DO YOU?
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Alakaslam
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States17336 Posts
May 22 2015 21:01 GMT
#10
On May 23 2015 05:42 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2015 19:40 Bojas wrote:
Why did he get banned?


There are four points. A, B, C, D. Point A and B are separate by an undefined amount of distance, as are C and D. There is a line extending from point A to point B. There is another line extending from point C to point D. Assuming that these two lines run parallel and are not on top of one another, they will never intersect. Now suppose one or both of the lines is not straight, but is a curve. If both lines are curved slightly, they should intersect, unless they curve away from one another. However, if the distance between the parallel lines is undefined, you would need to draw a parabola of infinite curvature for both lines to even have a chance for them to theoretically intercept. DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW? DO YOU?

This is the way of CHUPAZI. Of course I understand.
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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
May 22 2015 23:37 GMT
#11
On May 23 2015 01:00 Coagulation wrote:
yokokano was ok but when other people started to post the same way it made him look bad and ruined it.

I worked hard on that!
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SoSexy
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Italy3725 Posts
May 23 2015 01:04 GMT
#12
Hope you guys are happy now...
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Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
May 23 2015 01:28 GMT
#13
YokoKano died for our sins.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 23 2015 03:10 GMT
#14
#FreeShauni!
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 23 2015 03:17 GMT
#15
On May 23 2015 10:04 SoSexy wrote:
Hope you guys are happy now...


He got locked for 2 days, calm yourself. And nobody "made him look bad".
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50641 Posts
May 23 2015 03:53 GMT
#16
On May 23 2015 12:17 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2015 10:04 SoSexy wrote:
Hope you guys are happy now...


He got locked for 2 days, calm yourself. And nobody "made him look bad".


the only bad anyone made him look like is the Michael Jackson kind.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States13991 Posts
May 23 2015 04:25 GMT
#17
On May 23 2015 12:10 ninazerg wrote:
#FreeShauni!

#freeshamas
#freesackofwetmice
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Shalashaska_123
Profile Blog Joined July 2013
United States142 Posts
May 23 2015 04:55 GMT
#18
I think YokoKano got banned because he was trying to point out some kind of relationship between StarCraft 1 and StarCraft 2 (that they are the same game, specifically), which is quite taboo around here. I read his post, and honestly nothing he wrote made sense to me or supported this idea. In other words, he was trolling.
spacefarm
Profile Joined July 2010
United States112 Posts
May 23 2015 05:26 GMT
#19
Great minds are often controversial.
helpman175
Profile Joined May 2015
17 Posts
May 23 2015 06:18 GMT
#20
What a tragedy! The big YokoKano!
fluidrone
Profile Blog Joined January 2015
France1478 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-23 09:48:13
May 23 2015 09:43 GMT
#21
It is open (albeit locked ""right at this minute", the "locking" implies it could be re opened .. mmmm (noise to make it sound like one is thinking) .. let me see, like .. mmm, in a day now, .. mmm.. like when op is no longer banned .. mmm?).
As to why it would be allowed to stay in "broader" view (as if being in "closed threads" makes it hardER to find), one would say that is because the "issue" is of interest to members/users/admins.
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JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
May 23 2015 15:22 GMT
#22
On May 23 2015 05:42 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2015 19:40 Bojas wrote:
Why did he get banned?


There are four points. A, B, C, D. Point A and B are separate by an undefined amount of distance, as are C and D. There is a line extending from point A to point B. There is another line extending from point C to point D. Assuming that these two lines run parallel and are not on top of one another, they will never intersect. Now suppose one or both of the lines is not straight, but is a curve. If both lines are curved slightly, they should intersect, unless they curve away from one another. However, if the distance between the parallel lines is undefined, you would need to draw a parabola of infinite curvature for both lines to even have a chance for them to theoretically intercept. DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW? DO YOU?


What about the imaginary components of A B C and D?
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Hryul
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Austria2609 Posts
May 24 2015 13:47 GMT
#23
On May 24 2015 00:22 JieXian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 23 2015 05:42 ninazerg wrote:
On May 22 2015 19:40 Bojas wrote:
Why did he get banned?


There are four points. A, B, C, D. Point A and B are separate by an undefined amount of distance, as are C and D. There is a line extending from point A to point B. There is another line extending from point C to point D. Assuming that these two lines run parallel and are not on top of one another, they will never intersect. Now suppose one or both of the lines is not straight, but is a curve. If both lines are curved slightly, they should intersect, unless they curve away from one another. However, if the distance between the parallel lines is undefined, you would need to draw a parabola of infinite curvature for both lines to even have a chance for them to theoretically intercept. DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW? DO YOU?


What about the imaginary components of A B C and D?

doesn't matter because C is isomorphic to R^2
Countdown to victory: 1 200!
iVLosK!
Profile Joined December 2012
Djibouti545 Posts
May 24 2015 22:57 GMT
#24
Je Suis YokoKano!
Gut verloren, etwas verloren; Ehre verloren, viel verloren; Mut verloren, alles verloren.
Kashll
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1117 Posts
May 25 2015 02:50 GMT
#25
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50641 Posts
May 25 2015 03:19 GMT
#26
On May 25 2015 11:50 Kashll wrote:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


calm your tits, it was a 2 day ban and its already run out, hes back.

I swear its like people don't read the ban list.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States13991 Posts
May 25 2015 11:13 GMT
#27
On May 25 2015 12:19 BLinD-RawR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 25 2015 11:50 Kashll wrote:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


calm your tits, it was a 2 day ban and its already run out, hes back.

I swear its like people don't read the ban list.

BR....there ARE people that dont frequent the abl thread...
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Hryul
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Austria2609 Posts
May 25 2015 20:23 GMT
#28
On May 25 2015 12:19 BLinD-RawR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 25 2015 11:50 Kashll wrote:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


calm your tits, it was a 2 day ban and its already run out, hes back.

I swear its like people don't read the ban list.

people in the ABL:
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always waiting for the next innocent victim to fall prey to THE HAMMER.
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Bannt
Profile Joined November 2010
United States73 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-25 21:47:30
May 25 2015 21:47 GMT
#29


I swear its like people don't read the ban list.


this is hilarious
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50641 Posts
May 26 2015 04:32 GMT
#30
On May 25 2015 20:13 Cricketer12 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 25 2015 12:19 BLinD-RawR wrote:
On May 25 2015 11:50 Kashll wrote:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


calm your tits, it was a 2 day ban and its already run out, hes back.

I swear its like people don't read the ban list.

BR....there ARE people that dont frequent the abl thread...

I'm talking about the list itself not the discussion thread
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States13991 Posts
May 26 2015 08:15 GMT
#31
On May 26 2015 13:32 BLinD-RawR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 25 2015 20:13 Cricketer12 wrote:
On May 25 2015 12:19 BLinD-RawR wrote:
On May 25 2015 11:50 Kashll wrote:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


calm your tits, it was a 2 day ban and its already run out, hes back.

I swear its like people don't read the ban list.

BR....there ARE people that dont frequent the abl thread...

I'm talking about the list itself not the discussion thread

I feel like even fewer people check the list thread no? For example I personally never check the list because I know someone else usually Kyris will bring it up in discussion thread
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50641 Posts
May 26 2015 08:23 GMT
#32
On May 26 2015 17:15 Cricketer12 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2015 13:32 BLinD-RawR wrote:
On May 25 2015 20:13 Cricketer12 wrote:
On May 25 2015 12:19 BLinD-RawR wrote:
On May 25 2015 11:50 Kashll wrote:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


calm your tits, it was a 2 day ban and its already run out, hes back.

I swear its like people don't read the ban list.

BR....there ARE people that dont frequent the abl thread...

I'm talking about the list itself not the discussion thread

I feel like even fewer people check the list thread no? For example I personally never check the list because I know someone else usually Kyris will bring it up in discussion thread


if someone you know suddenly got banned, would you not check why and for how long(if temp)?
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
Kashll
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1117 Posts
May 26 2015 19:42 GMT
#33
On May 25 2015 12:19 BLinD-RawR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 25 2015 11:50 Kashll wrote:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


calm your tits, it was a 2 day ban and its already run out, hes back.

I swear its like people don't read the ban list.


Phew, thanks I needed that dose of calm reassurance.
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
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