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YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-16 03:03:57
January 16 2015 03:02 GMT
#1
Suppose every time you press the "4" key you upload some of your data to iCloud. And every time you press the "6" key iCloud sequences itself. But only certain operators can press the "3" key, like they have the keys.

And, every time you press the "2" key you gain 7-terabytes of memory on Microsoft "OneDrive".

I'm so tired right now. I can't reach from the "4" key to the "2" key, so I'll never really get to experience the thrill of Microsoft "OneDrive".

I have a lot more to say about this architecture so I'm just reserving the space.

**
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YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
January 16 2015 03:05 GMT
#2
No, this isn't some encryption for a super secret key binding that revolutionizes SCBW Zerg.
IQ 155.905638752
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
January 16 2015 03:13 GMT
#3
This thread isn't about ggzerg.
wtf

Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3391 Posts
January 16 2015 03:21 GMT
#4
I was expecting a grudge match Very Disappointed.
김택용 Fighting!
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
January 16 2015 03:23 GMT
#5
I too expected a grudgematch. >.<
ModeratorI am still alive, somehow
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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 16 2015 05:31 GMT
#6
This thread needs moar grudgematch
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10737 Posts
January 16 2015 07:49 GMT
#7
LOL , Thought we had a GM on our hands too there folks, GGzerG still the GM reigning champion.

WTF are you even talking about dude? Did you call me here to give me a hit of some of that amazing shit your smoking?
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LoneYoShi
Profile Blog Joined June 2014
France1348 Posts
January 16 2015 09:04 GMT
#8
Man, that thrill of MicroSoft OneDrive must really be something.

WTF is this blog. Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one browsing the blog section of TL not stoned or drunk out of my mind...
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
January 16 2015 09:13 GMT
#9
On January 16 2015 16:49 GGzerG wrote:
LOL , Thought we had a GM on our hands too there folks, GGzerG still the GM reigning champion.

WTF are you even talking about dude? Did you call me here to give me a hit of some of that amazing shit your smoking?

I also was confused at first until I had to reread this blog at least 3 times to know it wasn't about you GGzerG lol.
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SoSexy
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Italy3725 Posts
January 16 2015 11:57 GMT
#10
>check blogs
>see YokoKano as author
>insta 5/5
Dating thread on TL LUL
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
January 16 2015 12:22 GMT
#11
ha, don't speak to soon. i'm a pretty self-critical author, which resulted in some really good writing, but it's not the entirety of my work!
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virpi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany3599 Posts
January 16 2015 12:28 GMT
#12
On January 16 2015 21:22 YokoKano wrote:
i'm a pretty self-critical author, which resulted in some really good writing, but it's not the entirety of my work!

If you were a pretty self-critical author, you would sell your keyboard.
first we make expand, then we defense it.
MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2065 Posts
January 16 2015 14:31 GMT
#13
I rarely rate blogs, but when I do, I mark it 1, Donny.
RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
ImbaTosS
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom1716 Posts
January 16 2015 15:53 GMT
#14
Wait... What??
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puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3137 Posts
January 16 2015 17:06 GMT
#15
Please challenge GGzerg to a GM now.
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
aRyuujin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5049 Posts
January 16 2015 17:46 GMT
#16
so lost
can i get my estro logo back pls
GeckoXp
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Germany2016 Posts
January 16 2015 18:01 GMT
#17
On January 17 2015 02:06 puppykiller wrote:
Please challenge GGzerg to a GM now.


You'd first have to learn how to write like a 5 year old autistic child, so the message can be understood by the American halfwit. Not really worth the time.

User was temp banned for this post.
Elyvilon
Profile Joined August 2008
United States13143 Posts
January 16 2015 18:05 GMT
#18
On January 16 2015 12:13 SnowFantasy wrote:
This thread isn't about ggzerg.
wtf


seriously, so disappointing
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NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
January 16 2015 18:12 GMT
#19
I came here expectant. Left disappointed.
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c3rberUs
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Japan11286 Posts
January 16 2015 19:31 GMT
#20
Kinda funny that GGzerG himself expected a GM.
WriterMovie, 진영화 : "StarCraft will never die".
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
January 16 2015 19:39 GMT
#21
Thank you. 5/5
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10737 Posts
January 17 2015 04:06 GMT
#22
On January 17 2015 04:31 c3rberUs wrote:
Kinda funny that GGzerG himself expected a GM.


If only you knew how many blogs have been made about me demanding grudge matches....I thought it was just another incoming....
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
c3rberUs
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Japan11286 Posts
January 17 2015 04:39 GMT
#23
On January 17 2015 13:06 GGzerG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2015 04:31 c3rberUs wrote:
Kinda funny that GGzerG himself expected a GM.


If only you knew how many blogs have been made about me demanding grudge matches....I thought it was just another incoming....

I know that hehe. Just found your reaction funny.
WriterMovie, 진영화 : "StarCraft will never die".
Gamegene
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States8308 Posts
January 17 2015 05:26 GMT
#24
On January 17 2015 03:01 GeckoXp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2015 02:06 puppykiller wrote:
Please challenge GGzerg to a GM now.


You'd first have to learn how to write like a 5 year old autistic child, so the message can be understood by the American halfwit. Not really worth the time.

User was temp banned for this post.


cmon man there are better things to insult him about rather than just being american
Throw on your favorite jacket and you're good to roll. Stroll through the trees and let your miseries go.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 17 2015 05:59 GMT
#25
On January 17 2015 13:06 GGzerG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2015 04:31 c3rberUs wrote:
Kinda funny that GGzerG himself expected a GM.


If only you knew how many blogs have been made about me demanding grudge matches....I thought it was just another incoming....


Like...2?
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10737 Posts
January 17 2015 07:57 GMT
#26
On January 17 2015 14:59 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2015 13:06 GGzerG wrote:
On January 17 2015 04:31 c3rberUs wrote:
Kinda funny that GGzerG himself expected a GM.


If only you knew how many blogs have been made about me demanding grudge matches....I thought it was just another incoming....


Like...2?


People grudge match me on other websites too Nina please chill out, like the vibe and oprah's fan websites.

and 200 on TL
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
FlyingSteaks
Profile Joined April 2012
Brazil433 Posts
January 19 2015 05:26 GMT
#27
Why is this rated so low
Boonbag
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France3318 Posts
January 19 2015 09:15 GMT
#28
that ban
Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States13998 Posts
January 21 2015 03:06 GMT
#29
On January 16 2015 12:23 The_Templar wrote:
I too expected a grudgematch. >.<

very much disappoint
Engage, Zero target Engage, Engage, Kagari target Engage, Engage.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 21 2015 05:14 GMT
#30
On January 17 2015 16:57 GGzerG wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 17 2015 14:59 ninazerg wrote:
On January 17 2015 13:06 GGzerG wrote:
On January 17 2015 04:31 c3rberUs wrote:
Kinda funny that GGzerG himself expected a GM.


If only you knew how many blogs have been made about me demanding grudge matches....I thought it was just another incoming....


Like...2?


People grudge match me on other websites too Nina please chill out, like the vibe and oprah's fan websites.

and 200 on TL


So my friend Ty2 (depressedone) was telling me recently that he challenged you and that you decided to decline. Are you afraid or just too busy stacking that paper?
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
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