I boarded a 797 from an umbilical of horseshoes. The waitress handed me a cocktail in a glass on ice. I did not sip from the glass as the plane taxied down the runway. Seating was limited to train cars and banisters, and there was little turbulence in the initial ascent. Passengers rose from their seats as the plane entered the clouds. The plane’s double-wide fuselage boasted an extra story and people on both levels removed items from overhead compartments. A round of applause went up from the bar as the first round of JTS Brown trickled from castrated spigots.

farvacola

United States18821 Posts

November 08 2014 14:57 GMT

ur a castrated spigot

YokoKano

United States612 Posts

November 08 2014 19:00 GMT

When I write I feel like I'm playing myself. It's a lot like telling your team of Halo players they'll enjoy the game by saying, "we're goin'ta space!"

YokoKano

United States612 Posts

November 08 2014 19:30 GMT

But seriously, I don't know what I think about this. It's not a pretty piece, and I don't like it.

AllHailHydraGod

80 Posts

November 08 2014 20:17 GMT

Oh, let me try

No problem. The world is self-assembling. You are the final piece of the puzzle, blessed with the privilege of abstaining from participating in its evolving functionality until the very last moment. You'll experience instantaneous enlightenment like a flashmob appearing out of nowhere without preparation. Everything there ever was to know will manifest as a loving embrace, assimilating you as its centerpiece. Your consciousness will perceive every single possibility, giving rise to every single possibility at a gargantuan resolution individually piercing your consciousness, like orgasms. Simple as wind blowing your golden long hair back as you surf the wave of existence.

banjoetheredskin

United States744 Posts

November 08 2014 21:44 GMT

I thought this would be about KT.Flash. Now that I see it's not, bonus points

kushm4sta

United States8878 Posts

November 09 2014 00:27 GMT

On November 09 2014 05:17 AllHailHydraGod wrote:
Oh, let me try

No problem. The world is self-assembling. You are the final piece of the puzzle, blessed with the privilege of abstaining from participating in its evolving functionality until the very last moment. You'll experience instantaneous enlightenment like a flashmob appearing out of nowhere without preparation. Everything there ever was to know will manifest as a loving embrace, assimilating you as its centerpiece. Your consciousness will perceive every single possibility, giving rise to every single possibility at a gargantuan resolution individually piercing your consciousness, like orgasms. Simple as wind blowing your golden long hair back as you surf the wave of existence.

I invented this thing. It’s called “light lettuce.” Here’s how it works. You go to subway and you ask for light lettuce. This solved a huge problem for me because normally they give way too much. So anyway one time a while ago I used this, and believe it or not the guy behind me uses it too! He fucking copied my thing. So I look at him like “wtf...”, and he looks at me for a second then looks away with this nervous expression on his face. Yeah, he knew exactly what he did. He was a fucking copycat.

ninazerg

United States7291 Posts

November 09 2014 02:30 GMT

Flash put his arm around Leta. "One day, you be a great Terran, too."

Leta looked down, despairingly. "I don't know anymore. It's so much work. I practice and I practice but it's... so difficult. I don't know what to do. I'm depressed and in a funk of some sort." Flash leaned in closer and ran his fingers through Leta's hair. "You're still beautiful to me, no matter what." Flash whispered lovingly into Leta's ear, and began kissing him gently on the neck. Leta let out a soft moan and fully embraced the feelings of love racing through his mind.

^ exactly 100 words

Pangpootata

1838 Posts

November 09 2014 05:44 GMT

Flash strutted up onto the stage. His flashy KT uniform bedazzling the audience. Then, it all happened in a flash. He took the lead through a flash of inspiration. His hellions flashing all around the map decimating workers. It was all over. The stage lights flashed brightly as the winner walked out of his booth. He grinned from ear to ear, flashing his pearly white teeth to the awestruck viewers. Anticipation flashed across the casters' faces. "What ceremony could he have prepared?" Suddenly, the studio was filled with loud gasps as the KT uniform fell to the floor. Flash flashed.

100 words.

My entry for the TL Flash Fiction contest.

YokoKano

United States612 Posts

November 09 2014 07:23 GMT

#10

From its perch in the glade a monarch butterfly gazed up with eyes wide as mana fountained from heaven and caromed down its back, caressing the tender stripling in viscous, arcing rivulets.

AllHailHydraGod

80 Posts

November 09 2014 10:24 GMT

#11

^ O.0

y u no get the rules of your own game?

YokoKano

United States612 Posts

November 09 2014 13:27 GMT

#12

timing, change, information of content, these things don't concern me. like a kid holding a wind spinner 100 words is only a maximum. luck in the initial crafting serves to give me pause, and in this matter i regret nothing.

AllHailHydraGod

80 Posts

November 09 2014 16:03 GMT

#13

Impossible to change the title to max 100 words now so you WILL conform!

Boonbag

France3318 Posts

November 09 2014 17:49 GMT

#14

god shouldn't be expressed through words

AllHailHydraGod

80 Posts

November 12 2014 10:33 GMT

#15

Apparently there won't be any fresh new entries arriving any time soon, so voting time!

Poll: Which 100-word flash-fiction did you like best?

Pangpootata's (5)

45%

AllHailHydraGod's (4)

36%

kushm4sta's (1)

9%

ninazerg's (1)

9%

OP's (0)

0%

11 total votes

Your vote: Which 100-word flash-fiction did you like best?

(Vote): OP's
(Vote): AllHailHydraGod's
(Vote): kushm4sta's
(Vote): ninazerg's
(Vote): Pangpootata's

[UoN]Sentinel

United States11320 Posts

November 14 2014 05:39 GMT

#16

Oooh I wanna try

I could no longer handle the excruciating pain, that, I came to realize, only I was responsible for. My hands trembled with the small white pills in hand. One gulp and it would be over. It wouldn't be heard by the nervous man standing outside the doorway. It would simply be one moment of quiet, painful truth, and then my insides spattered all over the bathroom floor. But a part of me realized that I could never take the coward's way out. I returned the laxatives to my pocket and squeezed out the log.

I'm never eating Indian food again.

Exactly 100 words!

Coriolis

United States1152 Posts

November 14 2014 06:29 GMT

#17

flash was good
flash crushed all of his opponents
he saw the world was good and created this thread to make sure everyone glorified him

Minely

60 Posts

March 16 2023 07:38 GMT

#18

A merry cunt's president spent all this large amount of time mining in EVE Online that e couldn't remember how the after-climb view looked like when bathing in sunshine: the mountains, the rivers and the valley's bragon accountants, small-now below; what a campfire smells like upon having been fed fresh meat --its fat sizzling like snares; at its sonic-correctness' superlative acoustic emancipation.
There, four hours of meditation into /in-ing into a forum mafia game where the informed are fresh returners from an aforementioned-like delight savouring camping sesh', heroes of scribal-creative might and writing-prompt-conforming magic would be read, and input provided.