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August 20th 2014
Today was pretty freaking incredible, I think I will start from the end of it and go backward since something special needs to be done for such a momentous day.
Ok, So I'm at Dunkin' Donuts as usual (ugh, you'd think I actually like the coffee here for how many hours I've spent here writing these blogs for you people from this place). Alright so then I was walking through the city of Lynn, Massachusetts from my great aunt's place. Told her all about my day trip into Boston (which you are about to hear about), since the train had just brought us back to Lynn from Boston. Aight so now we are going to get into the action cuz right then I was on the train which is full of people, just people, everywhere, sitting in chairs. This one nigga was even reading a book. Man the train station was sick cuz like everyone took off as soon as the train schedule board updated with which track the next train was going to be on, so we're all like waiting and watching in a big crowd of 100 people or so. Waiting for trains is pretty tight and I am there with my Grandma making the pose of Michaelangelo's David. We get in front of the crowd so we can see the board more clearly.
Alright so we had just got the train station after walking all through the Boston Financial District. It was aight. Some dorks walking around in suits and ties, and the fucking coffee shop charges me $2.50 for a single shot of espresso -- unreal, I told that bitch at the register that Dunkin' Donuts espresso (Which tastes like shit) only cost 89 cents. Bitch was not all about hearing that and was like whatever when I told her -- can you believe that? Being like, all whatever, to a freaking customer!? Unreal. I've never heard of a place that doesn't treat its customers well.
Holy fuck I'm rolling through town (in reverse, remember) and my Grandma and I are walking out of the Boston Aquarium. That shit was awesome, they actually imported a giant ass coral reef and so it is set in the center of the Aquarium's building and is 4 stories tall. So there are fish and shit in there, obviously, but here's the thing you would never expect. A fucking giant turtle. Not only that, but I thought that turtles had to breathe air, right? But this fucking turtle is just crashed out on the floor of the squarium. Just like, asleep. Aight so we saw these sick-ass-sick burrowing eels, which look like the Alien chest burster from Alien 1. Moreover, there were a bunch of brain corals and half of those things look like penises. I have all of these pictures of dick corals that I can't share with ya'll cuz I don't have my phone properly set up. I'll fix this shit up with pictures later on sometime.
Aight we're still going backwards through this aquarium and this place is swarming with people. They love this shit. You wouldn't believe it but they had an electric eel that was 6 foot long and had like a 10inch diameter, that bitch was hooked up to a speaker so you could hear it using its electrical magic to detect its surroundings. A shock from that motherfucker will put you right to sleep. Dick Cheney would be fucked if he met one, cough, radical forum muslims, cough. Just put it in his bathtub, he'll confuse it for his giant black dildo and goto sit on it and then BLAMMO. Asleep.
Aight since we're going in reverse and you just may be confused, we're at the point where we are just entering the Aquarium and turns out we saw some seals and some little penguins that supposedly look like people. But turns out, I don't walk like I'm waiting for a dick to be put up my ass so I couldn't relate, fucking narb penguins.
Walking backwards we hit up the ACTUALY HARBOR where the actual Boston Tea Party took place. Incredible. They wanted to take us on an hour and fifteen minute guided tour. I was all prepared to take the tour and give them some feedback, I even gave them my credit card, cuz I thought they were going to pay me/credit me $25 to listen to their historical fallacies for an hour by some half-trained U.S. Patriot tour guide. Turns out I get the receipt and THEY charged ME $25! So I have 'em void the transaction and zoom, I'm gone.
Aight walking through town we had some coffee at a local shop (thank God, Boston has more than Dunkin' Donuts for coffee).
I had a dream and spent an hour writing that bitch down for posterity, I was thinking that you might read about it in my book down the road sometime.
I woke up.
Best Regards,
RG
