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I quit reading after a short while. Let your lady read this post and move back with your parent.
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The clever reforming of words into satire on chauvinists works so much better in the speech medium than text. I laugh at most all of Pyrion's YouTube commentary, and streamed ladder dialogue. In text, laying it on way too thick for the warning labels [THIS IS DEFINITELY SATIRE] and [IN CASE YOU MISSED LAST COMMENT, I'M GOING TO SAY AGAIN THIS IS DEFINITELY SATIRE] doesn't evoke witty ridicule of chauvinists ... it just makes for an eye-roll inducing read.
I'm going to request the next one in British Accent MP3 to do a super-scientific comparison. Some organization doing some wrong-headed publicity is one thing, some rather popular trying and ultimately failing to write a humorous satire on it is quite another, even given the subject is rich for it. It needs some more Swift-esque restraint ...
you're slowly led into believing the author is instead writing for an entirely opposite purpose
and you haven't finished the trip by the second sentence
because the funny wordplay won't bring you back to the pleasures of satire
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A bunch of rambling by a guy who overestimates the value of his own words. Cringeworthy.
Satire or not, this seems like hate speech. I don't know what you were trying to accomplish. But I feel terrible knowing that people like you exist.
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On July 04 2014 14:03 ElMeanYo wrote:
This poster has no idea of how the strengths of men-women are different but complementary.
Yes you are good at games, and most females are not. Men are programmed to conquer, defeat, achieve with one goal in mind and a lazer focus. This makes us good at singular tasks during things like games, sports, careers, etc.
Women are good at other things. They can sense when there is a threat to their families or person that is mostly invisible to men. It's like a 'sixth sense', or 'women's intuition' so-to-speak. They are great multi-taskers and can deal with many different little problems at once. They have a nurturing spirit that is a gift to the children they raise who are the next generation. Think little Johnny goes to dad when they get a boo-boo? No, it's mom they call for.
You think these skills are worthless? You are not thinking about the goals of a family unit. To raise the next generation. You have only your single male perspective. It is naive and it is clear you have not been in a long-term relationship with a female, let alone had the resposibility of raising kids and having the 'birds-eye-view' of how a family is run in the long term.
It takes both male and female to do this effectively, and together we are greater than the sum of the parts. Get out of your tiny little box and look at the bigger picture.
omg barffffffffffffffff, you cant be serious.
ya like I want to raise your family
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On July 05 2014 04:49 kyrixluvr wrote:Show nested quote +On July 04 2014 14:03 ElMeanYo wrote:
This poster has no idea of how the strengths of men-women are different but complementary.
Yes you are good at games, and most females are not. Men are programmed to conquer, defeat, achieve with one goal in mind and a lazer focus. This makes us good at singular tasks during things like games, sports, careers, etc.
Women are good at other things. They can sense when there is a threat to their families or person that is mostly invisible to men. It's like a 'sixth sense', or 'women's intuition' so-to-speak. They are great multi-taskers and can deal with many different little problems at once. They have a nurturing spirit that is a gift to the children they raise who are the next generation. Think little Johnny goes to dad when they get a boo-boo? No, it's mom they call for.
You think these skills are worthless? You are not thinking about the goals of a family unit. To raise the next generation. You have only your single male perspective. It is naive and it is clear you have not been in a long-term relationship with a female, let alone had the resposibility of raising kids and having the 'birds-eye-view' of how a family is run in the long term.
It takes both male and female to do this effectively, and together we are greater than the sum of the parts. Get out of your tiny little box and look at the bigger picture. omg barffffffffffffffff, you cant be serious. ya like I want to raise your family
I'm assuming you're a women. His point was not that women should raise a family. His point was that, in general, women have superior social skills, emotional intelligence, and a more sensitive touch. Unfortunately these skills do not transfer well to a RTS game. But that does not mean that women do not have a place in an RTS community.
If you would open your eyes you would see he was trying to defend women.
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On July 04 2014 02:13 kyrixluvr wrote:
this is hilarious, is this a parody on opinions that lead to the hearthstone tournament decision? Or are you a sad little man that stays inside all day watching lesbian porn and secretly wanting to partake?
hey whats so sad about that?
Oh, you like to see dick
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On July 05 2014 05:03 eightym wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2014 04:49 kyrixluvr wrote:On July 04 2014 14:03 ElMeanYo wrote:
This poster has no idea of how the strengths of men-women are different but complementary.
Yes you are good at games, and most females are not. Men are programmed to conquer, defeat, achieve with one goal in mind and a lazer focus. This makes us good at singular tasks during things like games, sports, careers, etc.
Women are good at other things. They can sense when there is a threat to their families or person that is mostly invisible to men. It's like a 'sixth sense', or 'women's intuition' so-to-speak. They are great multi-taskers and can deal with many different little problems at once. They have a nurturing spirit that is a gift to the children they raise who are the next generation. Think little Johnny goes to dad when they get a boo-boo? No, it's mom they call for.
You think these skills are worthless? You are not thinking about the goals of a family unit. To raise the next generation. You have only your single male perspective. It is naive and it is clear you have not been in a long-term relationship with a female, let alone had the resposibility of raising kids and having the 'birds-eye-view' of how a family is run in the long term.
It takes both male and female to do this effectively, and together we are greater than the sum of the parts. Get out of your tiny little box and look at the bigger picture. omg barffffffffffffffff, you cant be serious. ya like I want to raise your family I'm assuming you're a women. His point was not that women should raise a family. His point was that, in general, women have superior social skills, emotional intelligence, and a more sensitive touch. Unfortunately these skills do not transfer well to a RTS game. But that does not mean that women do not have a place in an RTS community. If you would open your eyes you would see he was trying to defend women.
his intentions dont make his blanket statements about the genders any less barf worthy
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On July 05 2014 05:03 eightym wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2014 04:49 kyrixluvr wrote:On July 04 2014 14:03 ElMeanYo wrote:
This poster has no idea of how the strengths of men-women are different but complementary.
Yes you are good at games, and most females are not. Men are programmed to conquer, defeat, achieve with one goal in mind and a lazer focus. This makes us good at singular tasks during things like games, sports, careers, etc.
Women are good at other things. They can sense when there is a threat to their families or person that is mostly invisible to men. It's like a 'sixth sense', or 'women's intuition' so-to-speak. They are great multi-taskers and can deal with many different little problems at once. They have a nurturing spirit that is a gift to the children they raise who are the next generation. Think little Johnny goes to dad when they get a boo-boo? No, it's mom they call for.
You think these skills are worthless? You are not thinking about the goals of a family unit. To raise the next generation. You have only your single male perspective. It is naive and it is clear you have not been in a long-term relationship with a female, let alone had the resposibility of raising kids and having the 'birds-eye-view' of how a family is run in the long term.
It takes both male and female to do this effectively, and together we are greater than the sum of the parts. Get out of your tiny little box and look at the bigger picture. omg barffffffffffffffff, you cant be serious. ya like I want to raise your family I'm assuming you're a women. His point was not that women should raise a family. His point was that, in general, women have superior social skills, emotional intelligence, and a more sensitive touch. Unfortunately these skills do not transfer well to a RTS game. But that does not mean that women do not have a place in an RTS community. If you would open your eyes you would see he was trying to defend women.
HAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
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On July 05 2014 06:04 ComaDose wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2014 05:03 eightym wrote:On July 05 2014 04:49 kyrixluvr wrote:On July 04 2014 14:03 ElMeanYo wrote:
This poster has no idea of how the strengths of men-women are different but complementary.
Yes you are good at games, and most females are not. Men are programmed to conquer, defeat, achieve with one goal in mind and a lazer focus. This makes us good at singular tasks during things like games, sports, careers, etc.
Women are good at other things. They can sense when there is a threat to their families or person that is mostly invisible to men. It's like a 'sixth sense', or 'women's intuition' so-to-speak. They are great multi-taskers and can deal with many different little problems at once. They have a nurturing spirit that is a gift to the children they raise who are the next generation. Think little Johnny goes to dad when they get a boo-boo? No, it's mom they call for.
You think these skills are worthless? You are not thinking about the goals of a family unit. To raise the next generation. You have only your single male perspective. It is naive and it is clear you have not been in a long-term relationship with a female, let alone had the resposibility of raising kids and having the 'birds-eye-view' of how a family is run in the long term.
It takes both male and female to do this effectively, and together we are greater than the sum of the parts. Get out of your tiny little box and look at the bigger picture. omg barffffffffffffffff, you cant be serious. ya like I want to raise your family I'm assuming you're a women. His point was not that women should raise a family. His point was that, in general, women have superior social skills, emotional intelligence, and a more sensitive touch. Unfortunately these skills do not transfer well to a RTS game. But that does not mean that women do not have a place in an RTS community. If you would open your eyes you would see he was trying to defend women. his intentions dont make his blanket statements about the genders any less barf worthy
His points makes total sense. The only thing that is barf worthy is being ignorant of it.
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On July 05 2014 05:03 eightym wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2014 04:49 kyrixluvr wrote:On July 04 2014 14:03 ElMeanYo wrote:
This poster has no idea of how the strengths of men-women are different but complementary.
Yes you are good at games, and most females are not. Men are programmed to conquer, defeat, achieve with one goal in mind and a lazer focus. This makes us good at singular tasks during things like games, sports, careers, etc.
Women are good at other things. They can sense when there is a threat to their families or person that is mostly invisible to men. It's like a 'sixth sense', or 'women's intuition' so-to-speak. They are great multi-taskers and can deal with many different little problems at once. They have a nurturing spirit that is a gift to the children they raise who are the next generation. Think little Johnny goes to dad when they get a boo-boo? No, it's mom they call for.
You think these skills are worthless? You are not thinking about the goals of a family unit. To raise the next generation. You have only your single male perspective. It is naive and it is clear you have not been in a long-term relationship with a female, let alone had the resposibility of raising kids and having the 'birds-eye-view' of how a family is run in the long term.
It takes both male and female to do this effectively, and together we are greater than the sum of the parts. Get out of your tiny little box and look at the bigger picture. omg barffffffffffffffff, you cant be serious. ya like I want to raise your family I'm assuming you're a women. His point was not that women should raise a family. His point was that, in general, women have superior social skills, emotional intelligence, and a more sensitive touch. Unfortunately these skills do not transfer well to a RTS game. But that does not mean that women do not have a place in an RTS community. If you would open your eyes you would see he was trying to defend women.
Uh my eyes are opened. You are just pathetically blind in your own little world.
On July 05 2014 05:09 MrTortoise wrote:Show nested quote +On July 04 2014 02:13 kyrixluvr wrote:
this is hilarious, is this a parody on opinions that lead to the hearthstone tournament decision? Or are you a sad little man that stays inside all day watching lesbian porn and secretly wanting to partake? hey whats so sad about that? Oh, you like to see dick
I liked his blog, it was funny, I don't get how people don't understand it. The fact that it was "written poorly" is building on his character of being an uneducated sexist/dumbass; he wrote it poorly on purpose. And no thank you.. (the fuck?). 
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On July 05 2014 07:08 kyrixluvr wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2014 05:03 eightym wrote:On July 05 2014 04:49 kyrixluvr wrote:On July 04 2014 14:03 ElMeanYo wrote:
This poster has no idea of how the strengths of men-women are different but complementary.
Yes you are good at games, and most females are not. Men are programmed to conquer, defeat, achieve with one goal in mind and a lazer focus. This makes us good at singular tasks during things like games, sports, careers, etc.
Women are good at other things. They can sense when there is a threat to their families or person that is mostly invisible to men. It's like a 'sixth sense', or 'women's intuition' so-to-speak. They are great multi-taskers and can deal with many different little problems at once. They have a nurturing spirit that is a gift to the children they raise who are the next generation. Think little Johnny goes to dad when they get a boo-boo? No, it's mom they call for.
You think these skills are worthless? You are not thinking about the goals of a family unit. To raise the next generation. You have only your single male perspective. It is naive and it is clear you have not been in a long-term relationship with a female, let alone had the resposibility of raising kids and having the 'birds-eye-view' of how a family is run in the long term.
It takes both male and female to do this effectively, and together we are greater than the sum of the parts. Get out of your tiny little box and look at the bigger picture. omg barffffffffffffffff, you cant be serious. ya like I want to raise your family I'm assuming you're a women. His point was not that women should raise a family. His point was that, in general, women have superior social skills, emotional intelligence, and a more sensitive touch. Unfortunately these skills do not transfer well to a RTS game. But that does not mean that women do not have a place in an RTS community. If you would open your eyes you would see he was trying to defend women. No you are just pathetically blind in your own little world. Show nested quote +On July 05 2014 05:09 MrTortoise wrote:On July 04 2014 02:13 kyrixluvr wrote:
this is hilarious, is this a parody on opinions that lead to the hearthstone tournament decision? Or are you a sad little man that stays inside all day watching lesbian porn and secretly wanting to partake? hey whats so sad about that? Oh, you like to see dick I liked his blog, it was funny, I don't get how people don't understand it. The fact that it was "written poorly" is building his character of being an uneducated sexist/dumbass, he wrote it poorly on purpose. And no thank you I do not
Woah, can you not write without all those ad homineum attacks? Because that's what adults do, they argue the substance instead of getting all emotional. If you don't bring any facts and is purely bringing out emotions, you've lost already.
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On July 05 2014 07:12 Xiphos wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2014 07:08 kyrixluvr wrote:On July 05 2014 05:03 eightym wrote:On July 05 2014 04:49 kyrixluvr wrote:On July 04 2014 14:03 ElMeanYo wrote:
This poster has no idea of how the strengths of men-women are different but complementary.
Yes you are good at games, and most females are not. Men are programmed to conquer, defeat, achieve with one goal in mind and a lazer focus. This makes us good at singular tasks during things like games, sports, careers, etc.
Women are good at other things. They can sense when there is a threat to their families or person that is mostly invisible to men. It's like a 'sixth sense', or 'women's intuition' so-to-speak. They are great multi-taskers and can deal with many different little problems at once. They have a nurturing spirit that is a gift to the children they raise who are the next generation. Think little Johnny goes to dad when they get a boo-boo? No, it's mom they call for.
You think these skills are worthless? You are not thinking about the goals of a family unit. To raise the next generation. You have only your single male perspective. It is naive and it is clear you have not been in a long-term relationship with a female, let alone had the resposibility of raising kids and having the 'birds-eye-view' of how a family is run in the long term.
It takes both male and female to do this effectively, and together we are greater than the sum of the parts. Get out of your tiny little box and look at the bigger picture. omg barffffffffffffffff, you cant be serious. ya like I want to raise your family I'm assuming you're a women. His point was not that women should raise a family. His point was that, in general, women have superior social skills, emotional intelligence, and a more sensitive touch. Unfortunately these skills do not transfer well to a RTS game. But that does not mean that women do not have a place in an RTS community. If you would open your eyes you would see he was trying to defend women. No you are just pathetically blind in your own little world. On July 05 2014 05:09 MrTortoise wrote:On July 04 2014 02:13 kyrixluvr wrote:
this is hilarious, is this a parody on opinions that lead to the hearthstone tournament decision? Or are you a sad little man that stays inside all day watching lesbian porn and secretly wanting to partake? hey whats so sad about that? Oh, you like to see dick I liked his blog, it was funny, I don't get how people don't understand it. The fact that it was "written poorly" is building his character of being an uneducated sexist/dumbass, he wrote it poorly on purpose. And no thank you I do not Woah, can you not write without all those ad homineum attacks? Because that's what adults do, they argue the substance instead of getting all emotional. If you don't bring any facts and is purely bringing out emotions, you've lost already.
uhh scroll up two posts, you already defeated yourself..
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On July 05 2014 07:18 kyrixluvr wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2014 07:12 Xiphos wrote:On July 05 2014 07:08 kyrixluvr wrote:On July 05 2014 05:03 eightym wrote:On July 05 2014 04:49 kyrixluvr wrote:On July 04 2014 14:03 ElMeanYo wrote:
This poster has no idea of how the strengths of men-women are different but complementary.
Yes you are good at games, and most females are not. Men are programmed to conquer, defeat, achieve with one goal in mind and a lazer focus. This makes us good at singular tasks during things like games, sports, careers, etc.
Women are good at other things. They can sense when there is a threat to their families or person that is mostly invisible to men. It's like a 'sixth sense', or 'women's intuition' so-to-speak. They are great multi-taskers and can deal with many different little problems at once. They have a nurturing spirit that is a gift to the children they raise who are the next generation. Think little Johnny goes to dad when they get a boo-boo? No, it's mom they call for.
You think these skills are worthless? You are not thinking about the goals of a family unit. To raise the next generation. You have only your single male perspective. It is naive and it is clear you have not been in a long-term relationship with a female, let alone had the resposibility of raising kids and having the 'birds-eye-view' of how a family is run in the long term.
It takes both male and female to do this effectively, and together we are greater than the sum of the parts. Get out of your tiny little box and look at the bigger picture. omg barffffffffffffffff, you cant be serious. ya like I want to raise your family I'm assuming you're a women. His point was not that women should raise a family. His point was that, in general, women have superior social skills, emotional intelligence, and a more sensitive touch. Unfortunately these skills do not transfer well to a RTS game. But that does not mean that women do not have a place in an RTS community. If you would open your eyes you would see he was trying to defend women. No you are just pathetically blind in your own little world. On July 05 2014 05:09 MrTortoise wrote:On July 04 2014 02:13 kyrixluvr wrote:
this is hilarious, is this a parody on opinions that lead to the hearthstone tournament decision? Or are you a sad little man that stays inside all day watching lesbian porn and secretly wanting to partake? hey whats so sad about that? Oh, you like to see dick I liked his blog, it was funny, I don't get how people don't understand it. The fact that it was "written poorly" is building his character of being an uneducated sexist/dumbass, he wrote it poorly on purpose. And no thank you I do not Woah, can you not write without all those ad homineum attacks? Because that's what adults do, they argue the substance instead of getting all emotional. If you don't bring any facts and is purely bringing out emotions, you've lost already. uhh scroll up two posts, you already defeated yourself..
No, you are again not being factual. I've proved that if you ignoring the differences, then you are in fact ignorant which is true definitely.
Please put on your logical pants on before arguing.
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On July 04 2014 05:04 ninazerg wrote:
*touches your eSports*
Ruined, yo.
I was waiting for this :D 10/10 did not disappoint.
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Pretty sure this was satire. Don't know why people are so mad. Might not be good satire, but it's satire.
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On July 05 2014 07:23 Xiphos wrote:Show nested quote +On July 05 2014 07:18 kyrixluvr wrote:On July 05 2014 07:12 Xiphos wrote:On July 05 2014 07:08 kyrixluvr wrote:On July 05 2014 05:03 eightym wrote:On July 05 2014 04:49 kyrixluvr wrote:On July 04 2014 14:03 ElMeanYo wrote:
This poster has no idea of how the strengths of men-women are different but complementary.
Yes you are good at games, and most females are not. Men are programmed to conquer, defeat, achieve with one goal in mind and a lazer focus. This makes us good at singular tasks during things like games, sports, careers, etc.
Women are good at other things. They can sense when there is a threat to their families or person that is mostly invisible to men. It's like a 'sixth sense', or 'women's intuition' so-to-speak. They are great multi-taskers and can deal with many different little problems at once. They have a nurturing spirit that is a gift to the children they raise who are the next generation. Think little Johnny goes to dad when they get a boo-boo? No, it's mom they call for.
You think these skills are worthless? You are not thinking about the goals of a family unit. To raise the next generation. You have only your single male perspective. It is naive and it is clear you have not been in a long-term relationship with a female, let alone had the resposibility of raising kids and having the 'birds-eye-view' of how a family is run in the long term.
It takes both male and female to do this effectively, and together we are greater than the sum of the parts. Get out of your tiny little box and look at the bigger picture. omg barffffffffffffffff, you cant be serious. ya like I want to raise your family I'm assuming you're a women. His point was not that women should raise a family. His point was that, in general, women have superior social skills, emotional intelligence, and a more sensitive touch. Unfortunately these skills do not transfer well to a RTS game. But that does not mean that women do not have a place in an RTS community. If you would open your eyes you would see he was trying to defend women. No you are just pathetically blind in your own little world. On July 05 2014 05:09 MrTortoise wrote:On July 04 2014 02:13 kyrixluvr wrote:
this is hilarious, is this a parody on opinions that lead to the hearthstone tournament decision? Or are you a sad little man that stays inside all day watching lesbian porn and secretly wanting to partake? hey whats so sad about that? Oh, you like to see dick I liked his blog, it was funny, I don't get how people don't understand it. The fact that it was "written poorly" is building his character of being an uneducated sexist/dumbass, he wrote it poorly on purpose. And no thank you I do not Woah, can you not write without all those ad homineum attacks? Because that's what adults do, they argue the substance instead of getting all emotional. If you don't bring any facts and is purely bringing out emotions, you've lost already. uhh scroll up two posts, you already defeated yourself.. No, you are again not being factual. I've proved that if you ignoring the differences, then you are in fact ignorant which is true definitely. Please put on your logical pants on before arguing.
Sorry, I cant help it, you are just programmed to dominate me. You are superior at arguing with the use of your lazer focus, you are programmed to achieve the goal of being correct. But I can use my sixth sense to protect my family against your words! “MOM DAD ASHLEY LOOKOUT! IT’S TL AGAIN.” (I have been playing StarCraft while I’m doing all of this by the way).So let my nurturing spirit guide you to calmness in your vicious dominance against me. I’m here to take care of you, when you are young, in middle age, also when you get old. If you have a boo boo Xiphos, don’t go to your dad.. I’m here for you hunny. We need to think about our family unit so I can do my job, and raise our next generation. Do you think team liquid will still be around then? I’d like to think so.
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Can anyone explain the point of this blog and why it is featured? Is it supposed to be funny or what? Just a little confused here.
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