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Blisse
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada3710 Posts
June 24 2014 07:39 GMT
#1
4 days ago i bought a bunch of apples and bananas to my apartment.

2 days ago i slapped 20+ fruit flies out of existence in my washroom.

i left the house and came back and more showed up all over my place, near the sink, in the washroom. i poured out cereal and found 2 of them. i go use the soap bar and they're fornicating. they seem to like the mirror too

today i'm going to war. i've put a bunch of jam and an apple core in a cup and put cellophane over it, then poked a bunch of holes. hopefully they go in and die slowly and painfully. tomorrow i'm going to buy fly traps. if that doesn't work, i might consider a flamethrower. there's like 100 of them.

i hate flies so much...


****
There is no one like you in the universe.
Complete
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1864 Posts
June 24 2014 08:13 GMT
#2
flamethrower would be excessive dude they're just flies
Blisse
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada3710 Posts
June 24 2014 08:16 GMT
#3
how about a lighter and axe spray?
There is no one like you in the universe.
btlVega
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany53 Posts
June 24 2014 08:44 GMT
#4
Insect Extermination 101

Fun fact about Fruit flies:
They are total Boozers. Well, they like the smell of it. They know where there is alcohol there is yeast, which is the prefered snack for there larvae.

Pro Tip:
Pour some hard alcohol (Vodka, Rum, Gin... anythin around 20 - 40% will do) in a wide glass. Preferably a red wine glass.
Let it sit by the flies for a day.
Laugh about flies drowning in booz.

Next time:
How to build ypur very own Fly-Shot with an rubber glove and some salt.
Bitches know me, I'm Jos 'LiquidRet' de Kroon. I drink, smoke and don't exercize.
hellokitty[hk]
Profile Joined June 2009
United States1309 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-24 09:00:19
June 24 2014 09:00 GMT
#5
5/5, where are you located?
People are imbeciles, lucky thing god made cats.
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6174 Posts
June 24 2014 09:09 GMT
#6
get some spiders and ants into your apartment. They're fruit fly's natural enemies.
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
June 24 2014 10:03 GMT
#7
On June 24 2014 16:39 Blisse wrote:
tomorrow i'm going to buy fly traps. if that doesn't work, i might consider a flamethrower. there's like 100 of them.


Hellbats and hellions can't attack air.
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B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
June 24 2014 10:13 GMT
#8
Know that Jesus walks with you in your blessed war against these minions of Satan young one.
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
June 24 2014 10:18 GMT
#9
On June 24 2014 19:13 B.I.G. wrote:
Know that Jesus walks with you in your blessed war against these minions of Satan young one.

amen
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Thereisnosaurus
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Australia1822 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-24 10:45:15
June 24 2014 10:44 GMT
#10
In australia we have this awesome solution to flies.




Spiders. Lots of spiders.


edit: bah should have read the post. trumped.
Poisonous Sheep counter Hydras
MoonfireSpam
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom1153 Posts
June 24 2014 10:59 GMT
#11
Yar I had this problem last night too. Trying to sleep and one fly kept divebombing my ears every 5 minutes.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24670 Posts
June 24 2014 11:07 GMT
#12
If you google you will quickly find the apple cider vinegar solution, which works pretty well.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
June 24 2014 12:50 GMT
#13
A friend of mine used to use his vacuum cleaner to fight them. I swear that guy had the fastest fruit flies I've ever seen by the end of summer.
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-24 14:56:16
June 24 2014 14:53 GMT
#14
On June 24 2014 21:50 r.Evo wrote:
A friend of mine used to use his vacuum cleaner to fight them. I swear that guy had the fastest fruit flies I've ever seen by the end of summer.


The idea that a fruit fly would permanently increase its speed in response to the threat of a vacuum cleaner is just so amusing to me

Anyway I was just about to suggest a vacuum cleaner. That is what I did when I had a fruit fly infestation in my room. The problem with traps is that they're localized in one area; fruit flies can get anywhere and may never come into proximity of the trap. Vacuum cleaners are fast, they're thorough, and they're effective.

Just take a vacuum cleaner, take off all the attachments so that its just a narrow tube, and then go through all the corners and crevices in your room (or wherever you have the problem). The good thing about fruit flies is that they're kind of slow, so if you see one running away you can still follow the fly and suck him back in .

I used a fairly powerful central vacuum, I'm not sure how one of those small portable ones would work. But I figure it would be powerful enough; I mean its just a fruit fly after all!

edit: Side benefit is you have a nice clean room after that too.
Deleuze
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom2102 Posts
June 24 2014 18:30 GMT
#15
Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
“An image of thought called philosophy has been formed historically and it effectively stops people from thinking.” ― Gilles Deleuze, Dialogues II
SynC[gm]
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States3127 Posts
June 25 2014 05:43 GMT
#16
I hate flies too, bro.

I yell at flies while casting games on stream. I feel your pain.
twitch.tv/dizzywee
MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2063 Posts
June 25 2014 12:22 GMT
#17
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/136741-kill-those-damned-housefiles
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Deleuze
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United Kingdom2102 Posts
June 25 2014 19:03 GMT
#18
On June 25 2014 21:22 MarlieChurphy wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/136741-kill-those-damned-housefiles


Genius
“An image of thought called philosophy has been formed historically and it effectively stops people from thinking.” ― Gilles Deleuze, Dialogues II
Psychonian
Profile Joined March 2012
United States2322 Posts
June 25 2014 22:33 GMT
#19
On June 25 2014 21:22 MarlieChurphy wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/136741-kill-those-damned-housefiles


omfg real charliemurphy?
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MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2063 Posts
June 26 2014 00:23 GMT
#20
On June 26 2014 07:33 Psychonian wrote:
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On June 25 2014 21:22 MarlieChurphy wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/136741-kill-those-damned-housefiles


omfg real charliemurphy?



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