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Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-22 12:48:10
April 22 2014 11:32 GMT
#1
Edit: Why not some music to kick things off?





Sorry this is so late Drav!

Hi friends, one or two of you know me, most of you probably don't but anyways:

I'm Tim, or Targe here, this post is basically to explain where I've been for the last two months for those of you who don't know (most of you probably don't care anyway but whatever).

This was written for the most part on a 22 hour long coach journey so forgive me if it's not well written, inconsistent or whatever.

To start off, this is me:

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and this


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Those few of you who know me knew I had been looking for a job in the alps for some time, I found one. I've been working in the kitchen of a hotel restaurant in the italian alps in order to snowboard. I got payed around 300 pounds (500$) /mo and worked about 60 hours a week, one in every three weeks I worked the night shift where I would work 11:30pm to 7:00am and cook breakfast for around 80 people solo. Not the best job and definitely not the easiest.

Here's the village:

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Why would I want to do this? I fucking. love. snowboarding.

Like, fucking, absolutely love it.

You know that passion you all feel for Dota, for sc2, BW or LoL or whatever? That's how I feel about snowboarding. Obviously I love playing Dota 'till 6am and chilling on teamspeak as much as the rest of you nerds but it just doesn't compare for me. I even used to ride my bike for three quarters of an hour, take a tram then walk for 20 mins with my snowboard, boots and ski clothes to the local snowdome just so I could go.

I am a park rider (park rat, snowboarder thug, whatever you want to call us) which means I live in the park, I like throwing down spins, grabs and hitting jibs like nothing else, for this I have a park board, it's shorter, lighter and more flexible than regular snowboards, here she is:

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She's called Stacey, she's a 2013 Rome SDS Artifact 153 with 2012 Drake Reload bindings and she replaced Stacey's mum (a 2012 Amplid Dopamine 153) when Stacey's mum broke last year RIP.

Stacey's mum:



Anyways after arriving in Italy I obviously made a massive effort to go to the local park every day and just have fun shredding, I pushed other people to come try it too, quite a few hadn't gone because they were apprehensive over the jumps or just hadn't felt like going. By the time we left though I had convinced quite a few people to start going and a few even became park regulars, they started to throw tricks and push themselves and some people were saying 'I'm glad Tim came or I wouldn't have bothered to do this'. In the last week we even built a jump where we got half the hotel staff hitting it, pushing eachother and throwing down (nothing beats this in snowboarding, nothing. there is nothing like just chilling with your mates with an atmosphere like that).

In my short time out there I progressed massively in my riding, I never expected to get so much done, I went out there wanting to land my first 720 and did much more than that, here's a list of new tricks I landed since I went out: + Show Spoiler +
Nollie Frontflip, Backside 720, Cab 360, Frontside 360, Backside 360 crail grab, Backside 360 method grab, Half Cab transfer, Blunt stall, Blunt stall 180 out, Front board to switch, Flatland Nose-butter 180 to 180 out, Flatland 180 to Nose-press 180 out, Flatland Cab 360 and a few other things that aren't really big enough to mention
I even broke my speed record by reaching 109.6km/h on my board.

+ Show Spoiler +
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My journey there wasn't bad for the most part; I woke up at 4 am, hopped into the car and my dad drove me to Gatwick airport where my flight etc. had been sorted out, my bag was overweight and an awkward shape (snowboard bag) but it just got waived through without a problem because my flight had been sorted by the company. The journey back though, has been fucking. awful. to start off I had a two hour coach journey down the mountain where we were supposed to meet up with another bus load of people coming from a different resort, they were about 40 mins late, then within an hour of setting off for the second time we ran out of hydraulic fluid and had to pull over for an hour to let the bus cool down. The bus completely broke down at the next toll booth where two fire engines were immediately deployed and the bus was then towed to the side, fuck, ok. so we have to wait 2 hours for some AA rescue van to deliver us some hydraulic fuel to fix the bus (it's getting late now, everyone's getting tired). AA guy arrives, SICK, we're going home. NOPE LOL. The bus is fucked, let's ring the head office and try to get a new bus sorted out (we're at the mont blanc tunnel so it's going to take hours for a bus to come from anywhere). oh wait, gl sorting out anything with the head office at 10pm on a saturday night during bank holiday weekend. Finally we get a bus sorted which arrives at 1am and we finally set off (it's currently 2pm at the time of writing and the ferry to cross the channel has only just set off, I was meant to have arrived at gatwick airport at 9am this morning).

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Dover finally!


Here's two clips from my season, I wish I could upload the whole edit but I'm waiting for a timelapse from a friend so I can't render it yet:





This is also my 5K post if I didn't fuck that up (not that that's a milestone or anything) and I'm also gonna use it to celebrate my 2 years at TL which happened whilst I was away, as usual you're an awesome community who's even more awesome for being willing to play with me despite my flaws and obvious lack of skill.

Shoutouts: I'm not going to do individual shoutouts for fear of forgetting someone so I'm just gonna do groups

#tl.dota2, you're awesome, stay being awesome. (see how hard is that comeh?)
#tlplus and tplus generally, I love you all, you're all great (even you ponera)
Kotanos, despite not being a TL member and being from up north you're alright.

That's about that, thanks guys, Targe out

(oh look I've been travelling for over 24 hours solid now)

p.s. tell me to wear a helmet and ill fukn dek u m8
++++++++++++


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11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
seom
Profile Joined January 2013
South Africa491 Posts
April 22 2014 12:46 GMT
#2
you should wear a helmet m8.
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
April 22 2014 12:48 GMT
#3
use ur midas
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
April 22 2014 12:54 GMT
#4
I tried snowboarding once. I sucked at it. skiing was much easier. Also, you should probably wear a helmet. and only ponera, not even ponera
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TL+ Member
Gosi
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Sweden9072 Posts
April 22 2014 12:55 GMT
#5
SPAWN TREEEEEEEEES
[13:40] <Qbek> gosi i dreanmt about you
IAmWithStupid
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
Russian Federation1016 Posts
April 22 2014 13:11 GMT
#6
On April 22 2014 20:32 Targe wrote:
Why would I want to do this? I fucking. love. snowboarding.

Like, fucking, absolutely love it.

I know that feel, bro. Every time I visit mountains I think I should quit my job, find one somewhere on the sawmill and stay in the mountains for the rest of my life...
Insert wise words here
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
April 22 2014 14:00 GMT
#7
I gotta get better at snowboarding, I don't think I'll ever get to the tricks level, but I wanna get to the black diamond level of riding so badly. There's no place to go snowboarding though in the south . I might just stick to hockey haha. I know what you're talking about though, that feeling of just like NEEDING to snowboard or for me play hockey/guitar. Video games are awesome, but they don't give the same feel.
User was warned for too many mimes.
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
April 22 2014 15:25 GMT
#8


finally finished my season edit

docvoc i look at tricks as a natural progression from piste riding.

Shellshock whilst I agree that helmets are sensible I believe they give people a false sense of security where they believe they are totally safe from harm.
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
April 22 2014 16:07 GMT
#9
Where are the fucking DETAILS on the swedish COWORKERS
ヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノDELETE ICEFROGヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(
Andre
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Slovenia3523 Posts
April 22 2014 16:12 GMT
#10
u gotta sk8

but snowboarding is ok too
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
April 22 2014 16:57 GMT
#11
On April 23 2014 01:07 Comeh wrote:
Where are the fucking DETAILS on the swedish COWORKERS

you mean the girls?
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
April 22 2014 17:01 GMT
#12
On April 23 2014 01:57 ahswtini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 23 2014 01:07 Comeh wrote:
Where are the fucking DETAILS on the swedish COWORKERS

you mean the girls?

Exactly! What the fuck its a blog and he REMOVES the details about the GIRLS!!!!
ヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノDELETE ICEFROGヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
April 22 2014 17:14 GMT
#13
That area looks amazing


I see the land of fading sun and rising mountains, and I finally feel that I have found my home
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
April 22 2014 17:28 GMT
#14
If you want to know about girls then ask in irc!
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
April 22 2014 17:46 GMT
#15
Cool blog man. Love it when someone is really passionate about something.
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
April 22 2014 22:45 GMT
#16
On April 23 2014 02:28 Targe wrote:
If you want to know about girls then ask in irc!

Hahahahahahahahaahahahhahahaahahhahaahahahhaahahahahahahaha

I don't blame you
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
April 22 2014 23:22 GMT
#17
pls dont make fun of me moreno
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
zerghook
Profile Joined June 2011
Sweden15 Posts
April 23 2014 08:45 GMT
#18
Cool blog mate. Can I ask what company you are working for and where in Italy you are working?
Yeah...
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
April 23 2014 08:49 GMT
#19
needs more girlblog
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
Qbek
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Poland12923 Posts
April 23 2014 09:04 GMT
#20
3/5 I learned nothing new, all you did is descent deeper into the trench. I guess you are close to the bottom now so it's like a halfpipe?
This space left intentionally dank /)3(\ http://i.imgur.com/RmeEUcF.png
zezamer
Profile Joined March 2011
Finland5701 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-23 09:45:34
April 23 2014 09:45 GMT
#21
welcome back

and no GIRLS ?
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-23 12:06:53
April 23 2014 12:05 GMT
#22
THE GIRLS R IN DA IRC OMG U NOT REED

On April 23 2014 17:45 zerghook wrote:
Cool blog mate. Can I ask what company you are working for and where in Italy you are working?



pm'ed
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
April 23 2014 12:33 GMT
#23
irc is for 30 year olds
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
April 23 2014 12:49 GMT
#24
pls im like the youngest here
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
April 23 2014 14:10 GMT
#25
On April 23 2014 21:33 lichter wrote:
irc is for 30 year olds

and the Illuminati
Moderatorhttp://i.imgur.com/U4xwqmD.png
TL+ Member
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50637 Posts
April 23 2014 15:49 GMT
#26
On April 23 2014 23:10 Shellshock wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 23 2014 21:33 lichter wrote:
irc is for 30 year olds

and the Illuminati

no thats skype.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6191 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-23 16:45:19
April 23 2014 16:42 GMT
#27
On April 23 2014 21:49 Targe wrote:
pls im like the youngest here

no, that is kollin...

Edit: nice blog Targe, I've 5 starred it. Stacey looks nice. And these people said it wasn't a girl blog! Sheesh. It was all about Stacey's and your trip to Italy.
<3
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
April 23 2014 17:07 GMT
#28
thx drav i tried to giv people girl blog but they didnt understand my love for stacey
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
April 24 2014 11:00 GMT
#29
Who's stacey?
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
April 24 2014 11:41 GMT
#30
READ THE BLOG
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
April 24 2014 11:52 GMT
#31
nobody really reads blogs unless they are by Shauni or NeuroticPsychosis
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
April 24 2014 12:24 GMT
#32
Stacey disappoints 1/10
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
April 24 2014 12:53 GMT
#33
pls, stacey is a TL supporter who likes to party
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
amazingxkcd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
April 24 2014 15:30 GMT
#34
On April 24 2014 00:49 BLinD-RawR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 23 2014 23:10 Shellshock wrote:
On April 23 2014 21:33 lichter wrote:
irc is for 30 year olds

and the Illuminati

no thats skype.


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