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Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
March 31 2014 16:52 GMT
#21
On April 01 2014 01:49 ii.blitzkrieg wrote:
Well, you look like a lesbian so... it all evens out in the end?

hot
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
March 31 2014 17:08 GMT
#22
Rofl this felt weird from the start cause I always thought you were a guy.

Nice April fools
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
[MD]Frostbite
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Canada292 Posts
March 31 2014 18:02 GMT
#23
On April 01 2014 01:48 Archas wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 01:41 Nuf wrote:
I read it all, saw the pictures.
I still don't know if the person is a guy or a girl. Legit. Lol.
Not sure what the april's fool joke is - the pictures, or the text. I suck I guess haha

TL;DR: + Show Spoiler +
I'm a guy, wrote a blog for April Fools about actually being a girl and pretending to be a guy.


I was confused as hell until I read this. >.<
White-Ra, the godfather Protoss
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
March 31 2014 18:07 GMT
#24
You got me
AdministratorBreak the chains
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
March 31 2014 18:29 GMT
#25
Don't worry Archas I can't think any less of you. Well played tho
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-31 18:35:58
March 31 2014 18:35 GMT
#26
Is that a fedora?

e. It's not. Thank god
https://steamcommunity.com/id/*tlusernamehere*/
insectoceanx
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States331 Posts
March 31 2014 18:56 GMT
#27
We all know girl= guy in real life anyway. But seriously how hard is it to get someone to hold a sign for you? Archas is really Osama posting from an underground fortress. Happy April fools!
ffadicted
Profile Joined January 2011
United States3545 Posts
March 31 2014 19:06 GMT
#28
I legit thought you were a lesbian in the first pic lol
SooYoung-Noona!
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-31 19:28:52
March 31 2014 19:28 GMT
#29
I feel bad for archas the lesbian...

But lets be real, how are you supposed to deal with mega staples if you had the physique of a girl?

Please don't hurt me white knights
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
March 31 2014 19:29 GMT
#30
this was more confusing than anything else
I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders - PM for a quote
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
March 31 2014 19:30 GMT
#31
On April 01 2014 03:56 insectoceanx wrote:
We all know girl= guy in real life anyway. But seriously how hard is it to get someone to hold a sign for you? Archas is really Osama posting from an underground fortress. Happy April fools!

I'm home alone. ._.

On April 01 2014 04:06 ffadicted wrote:
I legit thought you were a lesbian in the first pic lol

Is it the smile? I was just trying to get weird faces for every shot...
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
March 31 2014 19:36 GMT
#32
Requesting my username be changed to Lesbian. Thanks.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
March 31 2014 19:37 GMT
#33
On April 01 2014 04:36 Archas wrote:
Requesting my username be changed to Lesbian. Thanks.


PLEASE BASE GOD, Grant this man his wish! At least for a day
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
Asha
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom38257 Posts
March 31 2014 19:46 GMT
#34
The key is using a girl's name in the first place.
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
March 31 2014 19:52 GMT
#35
wat
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
March 31 2014 20:02 GMT
#36
it's not even april 1st wtf
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Thaniri
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
1264 Posts
March 31 2014 20:03 GMT
#37
It was a good read and commentary on a real issue on the internet and in life alike.

I (hopefully) learned my lesson and know I shouldn't get mixed up in these discussions when they are serious. Perhaps even this comment is a mistake.

Happy April Fools!
pNRG
Profile Joined February 2012
United States333 Posts
March 31 2014 20:17 GMT
#38
This was cringe-inducing.
"He's like a Kakuna with Flamestrike." - Artosis 25.7.2014 \\ "Sometimes you gotta' be manly to get out of the group stage, Reynad." -Artosis 17.10.2014 \\ “There goes your dream of a frivolous lawsuit with a brewing company.” – Tasteless 26.8.2015
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
March 31 2014 21:12 GMT
#39
;_; how do you have so much time
Writer
NukeD
Profile Joined October 2010
Croatia1612 Posts
March 31 2014 21:32 GMT
#40
What did I just read
sorry for dem one liners
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