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Yoshi Kirishima
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States10383 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-31 21:39:35
March 31 2014 21:38 GMT
#41
Haha! I knew what was coming! <3 Archas nice read!

+ Show Spoiler +
You are one handsome nerd and I feel like after seeing what you look like I want to meet you in person even more.
Mid-master streaming MECH ONLY + commentary www.twitch.tv/yoshikirishima +++ "If all-in fails, all-in again."
Shebuha
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada1335 Posts
March 31 2014 21:44 GMT
#42
While I was reading I was actually just wondering why I should care if you're a girl or not. Are you important?
FalconHoof
Profile Joined December 2012
Canada183 Posts
March 31 2014 21:57 GMT
#43
Got me good. Can't believe anything you read on the internet for the next 24 hours or so lol. On another note this was fantasticallly well-written and articulate. Great job!
Masturbation this good deserves it's own foreplay.
NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
March 31 2014 22:32 GMT
#44
Bro you look like Lionel Messi
intricate, elaborate, articulate, crystallize, conceptualize, synthesize
vult
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States9400 Posts
March 31 2014 22:48 GMT
#45
Strange, yet remarkably satisfying for an April Fool's joke.
Well done.
I used to play random, but for you I play very specifically.
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-31 22:51:03
March 31 2014 22:50 GMT
#46
i thought, it was going to be an april fools but end a bit differently, so u would blog about how u were a guy trying to be a girl on a pokemon forum, but than u decide its better to stick to ur own gender and be a guy, and than at the very end u would post pics of urself but you would be a girl. (which would also explain why u go so quiet when i ask do u have a gf, when are getting a gf, why dont u have a gf T_T archaaaas)
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
March 31 2014 23:19 GMT
#47
Super pro April Fools. I think you may have overdone the whole "don't look at the pics" thing, though. People may be calling you a girl for years to come.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32165 Posts
March 31 2014 23:25 GMT
#48
I fucking hate when internet people are misleading about their identity.

SCREW YOU, OP
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9183 Posts
April 01 2014 00:25 GMT
#49
i expected this blog to be way different

and involve WC3 progamers.
Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
KadaverBB
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany25658 Posts
April 01 2014 00:38 GMT
#50
You still suck at portal.
AdministratorLaws change depending on who's making them, but justice is justice
PhoenixVoid
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Canada32761 Posts
April 01 2014 00:39 GMT
#51
I only wish I could apply this much effort to an early April Fool's blog like I do to my schoolwork.
I'm afraid of demented knife-wielding escaped lunatic libertarian zombie mutants
rebdomine
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
6040 Posts
April 01 2014 01:38 GMT
#52
I was mindfucked at first cause I recall hearing your voice via game chat on Pokemon and I recall it being way too deep to be a girl's voice.

Then I realized what date it was today.
"Just because you are correct doesn't mean you are right!"
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
April 01 2014 02:04 GMT
#53
On April 01 2014 09:25 itsjustatank wrote:
i expected this blog to be way different

and involve WC3 progamers.

The passion is gone.
On April 01 2014 09:38 KadaverBB wrote:
You still suck at portal.

Quiet, before I squish you with more blocks or continue to bonk into you in midair over an acid pool.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
aike
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1629 Posts
April 01 2014 03:15 GMT
#54
Hahaha epic.
Wahaha
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
April 01 2014 03:19 GMT
#55
I didn't read a thing jokes on you
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
April 01 2014 04:00 GMT
#56
You're not a very pretty girl , also Epoxide, your new icon is awesome :O.
User was warned for too many mimes.
stuchiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Fiddler's Green42661 Posts
April 01 2014 04:07 GMT
#57
More importantly are you a follower of Democracy or Anarchy?
Moderator
Rollin
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia1552 Posts
April 01 2014 04:28 GMT
#58
What was your old TL name? I remember when you changed it, but I can't remember what it was :/.
Throw off those chains of reason, and your prison disappears. | Check your posting frequency timeline: http://www.teamliquid.net/mytlnet/post_activity_img.php
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
April 01 2014 04:39 GMT
#59
On April 01 2014 13:28 Rollin wrote:
What was your old TL name? I remember when you changed it, but I can't remember what it was :/.

Aeres.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6192 Posts
April 01 2014 04:46 GMT
#60
On April 01 2014 13:39 Archas wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 01 2014 13:28 Rollin wrote:
What was your old TL name? I remember when you changed it, but I can't remember what it was :/.

Aeres.

I liked Aeres. He was a cool poster.
<3
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