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Burrfoot
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States1176 Posts
October 23 2013 13:46 GMT
#1
My brother and his wife are trying to expand their small business and the title was the comment he made when describing how hard it was to find good help in CA.

To explain his comment, I should mention his wife is HUGE on feng shui nut, to the point of making an already difficulty CA house search last 8 years, renaming their child, and now progressed into giving up having another child because their window of birthing into a zodiac compatible with her had passed.

Anyways, rabbits. Not actual rabbits, just folks born in certain time frames.

Apparently they are good workers and compatible with my brothers wife, so I can only imagine how those interviews go.

"Hi, are you a rabbit?"

"No"

"Thanks for applying"

"What?"

"Yes"

/facepalm

*****
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Davlok-1847/career
theBALLS
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Singapore2935 Posts
October 23 2013 13:52 GMT
#2
Where is she from? China?
If you lose the stick, you'll always have theBALLS.
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
October 23 2013 14:08 GMT
#3
I'm surprised he was willing to put up with that to marry her. Few people have the ability to tolerate excessively radical and excessively stupid beliefs, especially when it causes objective harm to you.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
Burrfoot
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States1176 Posts
October 23 2013 14:15 GMT
#4
Yes, very Chinese wife.

And changing your belief system probably happens a lot in marriage in the form of religion/faith and what that means for their kids. So I'm not too surprised at stuff my bro says now, but this last one just stood out to me heh. I can see having your house point a certain direction to optimize natural light and reduce mold or whatnot. My son is a dragon so auntie already doesn't like him!

http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Davlok-1847/career
icydergosu
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
528 Posts
October 23 2013 14:29 GMT
#5
The horrible things that would happen if somebody would dare to lie during their interview.
I am the Punishment of God. If you had not commited great sins, god would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
HeeroFX
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States2704 Posts
October 23 2013 14:40 GMT
#6
On October 23 2013 23:08 AnachronisticAnarchy wrote:
I'm surprised he was willing to put up with that to marry her. Few people have the ability to tolerate excessively radical and excessively stupid beliefs, especially when it causes objective harm to you.



she must be A. really Hot B. really good in bed C. he actually really likes her D. all of the above.
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-23 17:10:35
October 23 2013 17:09 GMT
#7
Let me just get my can of worms opener...

+ Show Spoiler +
Just as stupid as burning/talking bushes and or snakes/ living in a whale / arks filled with all species of the planet etc etc etc. Only seems weirder because we're not as used to it.
11 years and counting- TL #680
doubleupgradeobbies!
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Australia1187 Posts
October 23 2013 17:55 GMT
#8
Do they advertise the position? Do the advertisements state that applicants have to be rabbits?

Because if not, that would be a massive dick move, since roughly 11/12th of all applicants would have been automatically ineligible and making them go in for an interview would be a massive waste of time.
If so, I can't imagine someone reading "must be born in the year of the rabbit" and thinking to themselves: 'hmm this sounds like a good place to work, this employer doesn't sound bat shit insane at all'
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AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
October 23 2013 21:20 GMT
#9
On October 24 2013 02:55 doubleupgradeobbies! wrote:
Do they advertise the position? Do the advertisements state that applicants have to be rabbits?

Because if not, that would be a massive dick move, since roughly 11/12th of all applicants would have been automatically ineligible and making them go in for an interview would be a massive waste of time.
If so, I can't imagine someone reading "must be born in the year of the rabbit" and thinking to themselves: 'hmm this sounds like a good place to work, this employer doesn't sound bat shit insane at all'

I would like to know this too. For science.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
ZeaL.
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5955 Posts
October 23 2013 23:41 GMT
#10
Damn, I'm off by a year. I know a bunch of rabbits in LA though if'n he needs a rabbit that needs work.
sths
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
Australia192 Posts
October 24 2013 00:26 GMT
#11
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https://www.taskrabbit.com/


Rabbits, rabbits everywhere.....
Mithhaike
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Singapore2759 Posts
October 24 2013 02:26 GMT
#12
im born in 1987, im a rabbit. hire me?
Mew Mew Pew Pew
Burrfoot
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States1176 Posts
October 24 2013 11:22 GMT
#13
On October 24 2013 02:55 doubleupgradeobbies! wrote:
Do they advertise the position? Do the advertisements state that applicants have to be rabbits?

Because if not, that would be a massive dick move, since roughly 11/12th of all applicants would have been automatically ineligible and making them go in for an interview would be a massive waste of time.
If so, I can't imagine someone reading "must be born in the year of the rabbit" and thinking to themselves: 'hmm this sounds like a good place to work, this employer doesn't sound bat shit insane at all'


Not sure, it's not a real "business" persay, like 401k + benefits,, etc and her english isn't all that good, plus she refuses to get a drivers license, so I'm assuming they want to hire some older folks with lots of spare time, and attention to detail. Just rabbit details.
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Davlok-1847/career
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