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NeuroticPsychosis
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States322 Posts
October 10 2013 14:47 GMT
#21
On October 10 2013 21:58 N.geNuity wrote:
lost all credibility at don't watch porn bit. Well, for someone of your writing style anyways using those reasons.


This strikes me as all sorts of confusing. What about my writing style makes you think I watch porn??
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DavoS
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States4605 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-10 15:21:41
October 10 2013 15:19 GMT
#22
On October 10 2013 14:22 Capped wrote:
When will kids learn its not cool to make shit up.

Or

Punch girls in the mouth and say they deserve to be assaulted because they showed an interest in your sorry ass.

The bit about signing boobs and asses sorta gave you away. Just slightly though. Better luck next time


Honestly it's not that unbelievable. I figured my first semester at college would be me hiding in my room playing Dota and living in the library (especially because I'm transferring in as a junior). And I wound up at a party pretty much every night before classes, every weekend has had a hilarious party, and after being single for over a year and a half I kissed two girls within two weeks and started dating one of them.
College be crazy.

Edit: although I agree with the skepticism about the detailed account of being wasted, as well as the glaring hypocrisies towards women and sex.
"KDA is actually the most useless stat in the game" Aui_2000
woreyour
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
582 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-10 16:32:28
October 10 2013 15:28 GMT
#23
it is okay bro, u had me entertained but this is not project X material.

you must have watched a lot of teen movies to fabricate this, think of another idea and hollywood might take it.

You blew it when you mentioned the black guy jock stereotype, better writing next time and aim for a more realistic story
I am so sexy.. I sometimes romance myself..
EJK
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States1302 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-10 16:06:34
October 10 2013 16:05 GMT
#24
lost all credibility after you "logged onto iccup".

But i read on.


And it just got worse T_T oh you have some long years of college ahead of ya if you don't know how to party

edit: also stop being so fucking scared of black people, they are the friendliest and chillest people in the world
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45161 Posts
October 10 2013 16:46 GMT
#25
That was an amazing, hilarious read, even though it's clearly fabricated (or over-exaggerated to the point of incredulity).

Thoroughly entertained. 4/5 (because some things were just too overdone).
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Chubs01
Profile Joined February 2013
United States25 Posts
October 10 2013 17:43 GMT
#26
Hmm... Once upon a time I considered making a blog similar to this about my first weekend living on campus at Kent State University, and how terrible of an idea it was to move into my dorm on my birthday, and the downward spiraling train wreck of a birthday party it turned into. but thanks for reminding me why I didn't try! Also...

"I don't even watch porn because I feel it's degrading to women."

Ya lost all hopes of me believing you right there champ (and somewhere around the story about the second or third girl).
N.geNuity
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States5112 Posts
October 10 2013 17:54 GMT
#27
On October 10 2013 23:47 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 10 2013 21:58 N.geNuity wrote:
lost all credibility at don't watch porn bit. Well, for someone of your writing style anyways using those reasons.


This strikes me as all sorts of confusing. What about my writing style makes you think I watch porn??

For the reasons you listed i what I meant to say (essentially sob3k's post)

you probably watch porn anyways, as most males do, but you maynot. But that would be out out of force of habit, etc, rather than some actual moral sense of yours.
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LaNague
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany9118 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-10 18:14:20
October 10 2013 18:12 GMT
#28
MY FIRST WEEK AT UNIVERSITY


met some nice people
had beer together
had some discussions
then we studied together for 3 years






oh, also you are a racist virgin that punches women apparently.
-Kaiser-
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada932 Posts
October 10 2013 19:32 GMT
#29
One of the more successful trolls in the recent history of Blogs.
3 Hatch Before Cool
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
October 10 2013 19:40 GMT
#30
Who writes blogs this long. Barely even skimmed it.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
October 10 2013 19:49 GMT
#31
sounds like a stateofreverie blog.

even Revenge of the nerds wasnt THAT cheesy man.
The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open. - Zappa
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
October 10 2013 20:31 GMT
#32
Even though it is obviously fake, it is good writing, and that makes for good blogs! 4/5
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WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
October 11 2013 02:42 GMT
#33
On October 11 2013 04:49 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:
sounds like a stateofreverie blog.

even Revenge of the nerds wasnt THAT cheesy man.

That's what I was thinking, even from the title. Shit son, looks like SoR's alt.
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
October 11 2013 03:47 GMT
#34
Hey man, ignore the naysayers half this forums still in hs. This is just what college is these days, enjoy it
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
October 11 2013 09:57 GMT
#35
Haha this was eminently readable for some reason, kind of like if you got to see the inner thinkings of the 'nerdy' guy in one of those road trip kind of films.
BeiHuoJingHua
Profile Joined April 2013
32 Posts
October 11 2013 13:38 GMT
#36
I realized halfway through that you weren't just pretending to be a nerd who thinks he's better than the rest, you actually are one lolll

enjoy college
Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
October 11 2013 13:48 GMT
#37
Enjoyable read, way too radical to pass as a "My First Month of College" though.
I think esports is pretty nice.
guN-viCe
Profile Joined March 2010
United States687 Posts
October 11 2013 15:51 GMT
#38
This paints you as quite a douche.
Never give up, never surrender!!! ~~ Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence -Sagan
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
October 14 2013 23:28 GMT
#39
definitely trolling lol
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
October 14 2013 23:35 GMT
#40
On October 15 2013 08:28 mizU wrote:
definitely trolling lol

the only conclusion to which I can arrive here :|
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
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