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Daswollvieh
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
5553 Posts
July 25 2013 06:53 GMT
#21
Haha, decent humble-bragging, though.

"Help, I´m having too much sex, the women want my semen and loving me destroys them, but they do so anyway."

The stuff teenage novel trilogies are made of.
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20255 Posts
July 25 2013 07:03 GMT
#22
On July 25 2013 15:53 Daswollvieh wrote:
Haha, decent humble-bragging, though.

"Help, I´m having too much sex, the women want my semen and loving me destroys them, but they do so anyway."

The stuff teenage novel trilogies are made of.


Wouldn't really call it a brag blog per se. Sex is a relatively common experience in a persons lifetime but to blog about how fucking stupid/arrogant you are is special
Never Knows Best.
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
July 25 2013 08:11 GMT
#23
WOW
Dude this is harsh, even for my standards and i pretty much hate kids, but not even i would do this. Forced 2 people into having an Aborition, ouch brah ouch. Giving the 2nd lady in question a decision you or the baby, yet you don't want her even if she gets rid of the baby. OUCH, get some feels brah.

The only good thing to take from this is that your soldiers work...
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Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
July 25 2013 08:13 GMT
#24
If he does make up all these blogs and you guys still react like this.

I'd say his troll was winning -_-
Useless wet fish.
Burrfoot
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States1176 Posts
July 25 2013 10:10 GMT
#25
Well for the next one, just propose doing some role-play, and constrain her then go anal and never look back! Less risk, more options!
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Davlok-1847/career
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
July 25 2013 14:52 GMT
#26
Jesus fuck you're a bag of shit. What possible reason could you have for not wearing rubber?
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
Lebesgue
Profile Joined October 2008
4542 Posts
July 25 2013 16:16 GMT
#27
I hope you are a troll.

If not, you are both retarded and total douche.
sc2superfan101
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
3583 Posts
July 25 2013 16:21 GMT
#28
The hypocritical faux-outrage is strong in this thread.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
IamaGrapeMan
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada165 Posts
July 25 2013 16:50 GMT
#29
you're a douchebag
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
July 25 2013 16:58 GMT
#30
On July 25 2013 14:38 wingpawn wrote:
If it's troll, you should put more effort into it. If not, perhaps try not to put anything 'into it' at all.

This post needs a little more love. Just like OP needs a little less love.
This is our town, scrub
SliceAndDice
Profile Joined June 2013
27 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-25 17:03:45
July 25 2013 17:03 GMT
#31
redneck troll me more
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