[Fiction] TLHQ - new employees.

Just a normal day at TLHQ...

R1CH: So, is our newbie here for his interview yet?
Hot_Bid: Yeah, he's already at work with tofucake's puzzle.
R1CH: I hope he didn't make it too easy this time...
Hot_Bid: I looked it over, and I didn't understand one word so...
R1CH: Good. That means it just might take the kid more than five minutes to complete without a cheat sheet.
Hot_Bid: ....

Shortly after R1CH walks out to observe the new kid at work in comes Heyoka...

Heyoka: Hey guys! Meow wants to know if he can join us an artist...
Nazgul: You already told him no... right?
Heyoka: Well...
Hot_Bid: well what?
Heyoka: I kinda told him he could...
Nazgul: You did WHAT?!?
Heyoka: I told him he could join us as an...
Nazgul: I know that already... but why in the world didn't you at least speak to us first?!?
Heyoka: I thought you guys would be thrilled! He adds a cute touch to his art and I remember how you guys all used to cuddle with him and share your deepest darkest-
Nazgul: That's enough! Look, he can stay, but if he doesn't provide us with anything the fans like he will be thrown back onto the streets faster than he can say 'meow'!
Heyoka: Yes sir...

R1CH walks into the interview room, where tofu cake is observing a young kid with some weird superhero costume on...


Art by ~dryponder @deviantart.net

R1CH: This some kinda joke?
Kid: He said the exact same thing.
tofucake: He's completing a new ninjapants puzzle I designed.
R1CH: That still doesn't explain why he is in tights...
Kid: Nor does it explain why CharlieMurphy was brought back.
R1CH: Point taken.
Kid: Finished.
R1CH: how long was that?
tofucake: ....10 minutes.
R1CH: See, this is why I make the puzzles.
tofucake: Fine, you can test him. *exits*
R1CH: Alright kid, what's your name?
Kid: I'm SuperBatman.
R1CH: Yeah well... ever thought of changing it to something less wordy?
Kid: Like what?
R1CH: Like Jack. Or Joe. Everybody loves a good Joe.
Kid: fine, I'll take on the name Jack.
R1CH: So, do you actually have superpowers?
Jack: Yeah. I can change shape and turn into multiple shapes with different textures and what not.
R1CH: Oh? Would you mind going outside and demonstrating for me?
Jack: Sure.


a short bit of questioning and a solved puzzle to implement a new report system with additional features later...

R1CH: K. You get the job. Just... get real clothes kid.
Jack: Sure. How's this?



R1CH: You would.
Jack: Hell yes I would.
R1CH: Look.. just get some regular shorts and a T-Shirt and get to work with 2Pac and watch out for his ban hammer.
Jack: What?
R1CH: Nothing. Now get a move on!

Heyoka: Ok now here's the mouse
Meow: *plays with mouse*
Heyoka: You sure you're feeling ok?
Meow: Meow.
Heyoka: Ok then... well this is *CENSORED PROGRAM NAME* which we use to create all our shirt designs. Nazgul wants your best work so good luck! If you have any questions ask KadaverBB. He loves to help.
Meow: Meow!

A couple days later...
*Nazgul peers at the computer screen*
Nazgul: This is your work? Amazing!
Meow: Meow! :D
Nazgul: OK, you can stay *gives belly rub*. You know once I saw R1CH and Hot_Bid-
*Heyoka walks in* Heyoka: Umm.... what are you doing?
Nazgul: *sigh* Just get back to work... >.>

Meow was later fired for unknown reasons, and his work was given to Heyoka to throw in the archives.
Jack soon faced the banhammer. When asked for comment, 2Pacalypse- only stated that "I have my reasons."

Visitors to the TLHQ often hear multiple hurried splashes of water out in the distance. There has also been a decrease in the mouse and rat population in surrounding buildings.