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Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
June 28 2013 10:47 GMT
#1
So it's been a pretty freaking day for the last 2 hours. Someone in telecommunication company fucked something up and :

1. Our phone number is not working, which means that anyone who wants to have a talk with me or any of my collegues is not able to do it.
2. All of the calls incoming to company "Platan", which is placed in the same city but owns a totally different number are redirected to us.

So I've been sitting there like a moron for last 2 hours, answering phones from people who wants to call Platan and I have to explain them there is a central problem and it's being fixed atm.

Sick day, lol.

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739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
June 28 2013 10:48 GMT
#2
Oh wait, I have another call.
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ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12345 Posts
June 28 2013 10:54 GMT
#3
omg perfect prank chance
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739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
June 28 2013 10:59 GMT
#4
Well that's what I thought at first, hahaha !

"Yes sir, I can offer You 75% discount, it's Your lucky day"

LOL
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ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12345 Posts
June 28 2013 11:07 GMT
#5
"thanks for calling Platan pizza, can I take your order?"
this would confuse the hell out of them lol
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Taryssa
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1628 Posts
June 28 2013 11:08 GMT
#6
Oh god you could make the next day entire hell for that company by impersonating a Platan rep
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
June 28 2013 11:12 GMT
#7
The funny thing is that Platan is a company, which takes care of telecommunication as well (at least partially) as some routers, servers and other things. Impersonating Platan rep would be fucking funny, I admit but I guess I have no heart to fuck them up.

Unless it will come out that someone from Platan accidentaly ordered calls-redirection to our company. Then I'd get my sweet revenge !
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739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
June 28 2013 11:12 GMT
#8
On June 28 2013 20:07 ETisME wrote:
"thanks for calling Platan pizza, can I take your order?"
this would confuse the hell out of them lol

Hahaha no shit, I'm totally trying this out !
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Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51463 Posts
June 28 2013 11:18 GMT
#9
Lol. Sounds annoying after the first 1hour though haha. I know i would be pissed off so much after the first 6 calls.
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739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
June 28 2013 11:26 GMT
#10
First 5 calls I was like "what the hell is going on"?
Next 5 calls I was like "haha, this is fucking funny"
Another 50 calls I was like "fucking shit, fix this asap"
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packrat386
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States5077 Posts
June 28 2013 11:26 GMT
#11
Lol, you should just answer that this number is under investigation by InterPol in your most offical voice possible.
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Sayle
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom3685 Posts
June 28 2013 11:42 GMT
#12
Why don't you just unplug your phone. That's what I do even when nothing's broken :D
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
June 28 2013 11:45 GMT
#13
Because there are 3 phones and ... You never know when will they fix it ^^ So I just don't want to unplug my dear little customers, haha.
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Burrfoot
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States1176 Posts
June 28 2013 11:50 GMT
#14
Would have been more interesting if the two companies were heated competitors, then you could answer all the calls with "I regret to inform you that we are going out of business and redirecting all our customers to: your company" heh
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739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
June 28 2013 11:57 GMT
#15
On June 28 2013 20:50 Burrfoot wrote:
Would have been more interesting if the two companies were heated competitors, then you could answer all the calls with "I regret to inform you that we are going out of business and redirecting all our customers to: your company" heh

Hah, yeah, that would be a totally dick move. And I guess they would freaking kill me if they got the information about such a situation, lol.
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Taryssa
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1628 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-28 12:15:53
June 28 2013 12:15 GMT
#16
In the US that would almost be grounds for promotion in our ridiculous telecom call centers.

It's a good portion of their job to just try in as many ways possible to nickle and dime you to death while trying to retain your business at all costs.
Mistakes
Profile Joined February 2011
United States1102 Posts
June 28 2013 19:50 GMT
#17
Rofl. I get random calls from who knows where probably 2-3 times a week and I'm allliekwtfphonecompanyyy. I can't imagine getting like 50 a day. xD
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