• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 09:15
CEST 15:15
KST 22:15
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Tournament Spotlight: FEL Cracow 20257Power Rank - Esports World Cup 202577RSL Season 1 - Final Week9[ASL19] Finals Recap: Standing Tall15HomeStory Cup 27 - Info & Preview18
Community News
Google Play ASL (Season 20) Announced24BSL Team Wars - Bonyth, Dewalt, Hawk & Sziky teams10Weekly Cups (July 14-20): Final Check-up0Esports World Cup 2025 - Brackets Revealed19Weekly Cups (July 7-13): Classic continues to roll8
StarCraft 2
General
Power Rank - Esports World Cup 2025 Tournament Spotlight: FEL Cracow 2025 #1: Maru - Greatest Players of All Time I offer completely free coaching services What tournaments are world championships?
Tourneys
FEL Cracov 2025 (July 27) - $10,000 live event Esports World Cup 2025 $25,000 Streamerzone StarCraft Pro Series announced $5,000 WardiTV Summer Championship 2025 WardiTV Mondays
Strategy
How did i lose this ZvP, whats the proper response
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation #239 Bad Weather Mutation # 483 Kill Bot Wars Mutation # 482 Wheel of Misfortune Mutation # 481 Fear and Lava
Brood War
General
Google Play ASL (Season 20) Announced [Update] ShieldBattery: 2025 Redesign Dewalt's Show Matches in China BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ BW General Discussion
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL20] Non-Korean Championship 4x BSL + 4x China CSL Xiamen International Invitational [CSLPRO] It's CSLAN Season! - Last Chance
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers [G] Mineral Boosting Does 1 second matter in StarCraft?
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Total Annihilation Server - TAForever [MMORPG] Tree of Savior (Successor of Ragnarok) Path of Exile
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread UK Politics Mega-thread Stop Killing Games - European Citizens Initiative Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread
Fan Clubs
INnoVation Fan Club SKT1 Classic Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
[\m/] Heavy Metal Thread Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece Korean Music Discussion
Sports
Formula 1 Discussion 2024 - 2025 Football Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 NBA General Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Installation of Windows 10 suck at "just a moment" Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
TeamLiquid Team Shirt On Sale The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Ping To Win? Pings And Their…
TrAiDoS
momentary artworks from des…
tankgirl
from making sc maps to makin…
Husyelt
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Socialism Anyone?
GreenHorizons
Eight Anniversary as a TL…
Mizenhauer
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 667 users

ApocalypZe! [2/7]

Blogs > HataZStriker
Post a Reply
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
May 13 2013 02:36 GMT
#1

High Literature is about language, humanity, purple-green colored clouds, girls, poetry, joy, third century robots, love, evil tongues that give eternal pleasure, dead butterflies, marshmallow caves, swimming on velvet blankets, jumping on a lake, and everything that tickles the intellect, makes the heart feel sublime emotions, and opens your mind about life, truth, the universe, and all things bright and wonderful. It is my way of contributing my talent and my heart to TL. Enjoy!

Sorry guys if, I've been away far too long. I just finished reading your PMs and messages, and still there are maybe 50 more to read. You really warm my heart with your support and encouragement guys. Anyway, I have just concluded two national writing workshops. It took my mind off of the "The Sun Is Wet Under the River" series (sorry about that also, but I am resuming it soon), but fret not, I have written a sketch side project during the workshops (something that I encourage young and aspiring writers to do as well: always have a side writing project besides the big ones that you are working on), and I will share it with you here. It's an action thriller dystopiaesque story, and I hope you enjoy it. So cheers!

Part 1


ApocalypZe!



Planet Bx: Seriptides


I know who I want to take me home but there is no way to retaliate what has been done last night. There are places, places, places, and things too, that only something of his intellectual pedigree can fathom. Nonetheless, it is all available here.

He was not writing a request, or filling out a form for the fellows of the grand workshop to review. It is a quiet day afterall. The sad clouds fly past merrily across the sun. They are only merry as soon as they reach two inches close to the sun, that is if you are watching from the Northern Hemisphere in summer between 10:00 to 11:00 am. It has to be precisely at that point to witness the transformation. Some clouds even get trapped in trees.

No. It was nothing like that at all.

All the wait has come to a ring at the door. Bummer. The electricity is out. She has once again forgotten to pay the bills. So instead, we kicked the dog to alarm the people inside that we have arrived.

Let me take you down?

Are you going?

Strawberries please. Nothing. No thing. It's all a misunderstanding.

She sits down. There are no lights so they use a thousand candles to sufficiently light the room and perform the activity.

Open wide. She opens wide.

Wider. Ok. Is this the one, said them pointing the menacing looking forceps on the tooth just behind the molars. No. This one. No. This one. Maybe. What about this one?

Finally.

After identifying the impacted tooth, they proceed with the important task. Dr. Givens inject 25cc of anesthetics to the main artery. He gives it a tap to make sure.

Dr. Ibramovaskaia, a leading expert in agriculture and stress management applies topical ointment to the surface.

We are ready. Dr. Zeuss finally wears the gloves. Others look on curiously. Some are baffled. A few are confused.

One of them try to ejaculate a protestation, but it is too late.

Are you sure. Nod. He is sure.

The team open the legs to get a better look at the impacted rectal teeth. Without much ado, they remove it. There was no way to tell if this is where it all began, but she suddenly registers some crazy vitals. Could it be the drugs? Could it be the weather? The airconditioning?

Only her twin knows. I wish you were here. It's a gargantuan in the sand, resembling a backlit canopy, with holes in a letter. He is happy.


Children of Mens


Two hundred years into the war, THE WAR, and the warriors are weary. It has grown into a full-fledged war. It is calm and dry, It holds you like a heaven, and you lie. Unvariably lovely there, smaller and clearer as the years go by. Only that it doesn't. The body count is massive. Epic. Biblical.

Rumors of a new champion is spreading fast. Could it be him to end all this.

There are stories about his leaving his remote little to be the messiah.
So long, my honey, so long, he said unto thee, his lover. Too bad you had to drift away
'Cause I could use some company. Right here on this road, on this road I'm on today. I am so wet, yet only my handkerchief to spare. And of course, that dildo you bought me for my birthday. It is not bad at all. In fact it is a good day.

They say he is one of the Children of Mens - that: because of its legendary status, all carved out of the whispers and the stories of the old, once fought against the Mighty Giants of Antatilis.

This is a different war, I don't know why.

Having been born exactly on the same period as their mothers are having their monthly period, they are immune to blood or gore. The go where others have never gone before.

Soon enough, he was thinking of him. What kind of sword do I use to defeat such a strong, persistent, and endless plague. Then it hits him.

He laughs. After perfecting his strategy, he is finally at the epicenter of action. Two thousand of the undead around him, yet he barely makes an effort, more dancing than fighting, he swings and sways, gliding, fleeting in the air, heads roll, arms are cut off, he sings "Three Little Birds" as he goes on his rampage. He winks. More arrive.

In a second, twenty die. In another half second, a hundred more. And then it drops. A metallic bird from the sky. The prophet of doom. The object of his wink a few minutes earlier. A super-duper-mega nuclear missile. He makes his final leap, a leap of victory.

Finally. It is over.

It drops. Explosion. Everything is killed. All the fifty million of his enemy surrounding him? Killed. Everything is killed, including him, Ozaka, and the last of the Children of Mens is no more. Everything is killed - everything, except the remaining 99.99232% of the enemy which could be found plaguing all the other parts of the world. It is at best a molar victory.

The last of the Children of Mens is no more.



(...to be continued...)
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
yepenaxa
Profile Joined July 2011
Belarus2280 Posts
May 13 2013 02:45 GMT
#2
looooool
War. Bloody War.
KadaverBB
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany25657 Posts
May 13 2013 02:46 GMT
#3
Moved to blogs.
AdministratorLaws change depending on who's making them, but justice is justice
HataZStriker
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
United States72 Posts
May 13 2013 02:48 GMT
#4
On May 13 2013 11:46 KadaverBB wrote:
Moved to blogs.

Nice. Thanks!
http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/goodreads
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
May 13 2013 10:20 GMT
#5
I love how you managed to post this in the wrong section (again) to avoid being 1-starred into oblivion.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
AUFKLARUNG
Profile Joined March 2012
Germany245 Posts
May 13 2013 12:15 GMT
#6
A Philip Larkin poetry!

You should really start taking this seriously. I feel that you are restraining or trolling yourself.
This one though, is a misfire. You could do better.
What happened to the "Sun" story?
Heartscry
Profile Joined May 2012
United Kingdom291 Posts
May 13 2013 12:20 GMT
#7
Agony as usual mate, but keep it up all the same!

"Dr. Zeuss wears the gloves" might be the oddest line so far
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
FEL
09:00
Cracow 2025
Clem vs Krystianer
uThermal vs SKillousLIVE!
Reynor vs MaNa
Lambo vs Gerald
ComeBackTV 1476
RotterdaM1430
IndyStarCraft 441
WardiTV222
CranKy Ducklings182
Rex121
3DClanTV 87
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
RotterdaM 1430
IndyStarCraft 441
Rex 121
BRAT_OK 70
ProTech67
MindelVK 28
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 51349
Horang2 7684
Hyuk 2497
EffOrt 1662
Barracks 1063
Larva 780
BeSt 754
firebathero 549
Soulkey 459
Stork 439
[ Show more ]
Hyun 368
Last 286
Rush 223
Dewaltoss 87
Movie 68
Sharp 65
Shine 57
sorry 54
sas.Sziky 48
Free 48
Sea.KH 38
sSak 38
Shinee 34
zelot 24
yabsab 14
ajuk12(nOOB) 13
Terrorterran 8
Dota 2
qojqva3673
XcaliburYe542
Gorgc0
League of Legends
febbydoto17
Counter-Strike
sgares317
oskar182
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor361
Other Games
B2W.Neo1802
Beastyqt898
Hui .337
DeMusliM200
Fuzer 160
QueenE48
Organizations
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 17 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Berry_CruncH323
• tFFMrPink 22
• HeavenSC 2
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• sooper7s
• intothetv
• Migwel
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
StarCraft: Brood War
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• C_a_k_e 3864
• WagamamaTV940
League of Legends
• Nemesis2402
• Jankos1246
Upcoming Events
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
45m
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
4h 45m
Bonyth vs Zhanhun
Dewalt vs Mihu
Hawk vs Sziky
Sziky vs QiaoGege
Mihu vs Hawk
Zhanhun vs Dewalt
Fengzi vs Bonyth
Sparkling Tuna Cup
1d 20h
WardiTV European League
2 days
Online Event
2 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
3 days
The PondCast
3 days
Replay Cast
4 days
Korean StarCraft League
5 days
CranKy Ducklings
5 days
[ Show More ]
Sparkling Tuna Cup
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

CSLPRO Last Chance 2025
Esports World Cup 2025
Murky Cup #2

Ongoing

Copa Latinoamericana 4
Jiahua Invitational
BSL 20 Non-Korean Championship
BSL 20 Team Wars
FEL Cracov 2025
CC Div. A S7
Underdog Cup #2
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 7
IEM Dallas 2025
PGL Astana 2025
Asian Champions League '25

Upcoming

ASL Season 20: Qualifier #1
ASL Season 20: Qualifier #2
ASL Season 20
CSLPRO Chat StarLAN 3
BSL Season 21
RSL Revival: Season 2
Maestros of the Game
SEL Season 2 Championship
WardiTV Summer 2025
uThermal 2v2 Main Event
HCC Europe
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.