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Girl Blog
Hi guys its meat again…
So the past year I have been in this class with this chick, lets call her J. We didn’t talk at all during the first quarter put during the second quarter we became quite close. Now it’s the third quarter and this is were the story begins.
So we had a bet that whoever got the lowest grade on our ochem test would have to treat the other person. So all going well, we talk about every night to every other night and I usually walk her to her car. So tonight instead of me initiating the conversation like usual I get a semi drunk text from her saying she wanted to see me. She’s all the way in ballard and im in north seattle without a car. I make some plans to go see her at like 11 at night to go get some gillato. However some stuff ends up happening and I can’t go and meet her.
Some background: Im almost 19 and shes 23.
Anyway so I get another drunk text saying that she she will come over since I can’t go to her. However I tell her that she’s a little bit tipsy and that I’ll see her tomorrow. The real reason I didn’t want her to come over was because my parents are home. You know those stereotypical religious parents that believe all girls are the devil. I gots those parents. So I didn’t exactly want them to meet at 11:30 at night. Its not like I have friends over that late anyway.
I guess I’m at a loss of how to handle this situation, On one hand it seems quite obvious that she wants the D. However, I still have to manage the situation with my parents. This isn’t some yolo fuck it moment were I tell them this. Believe me, I have tried and that won’t work. I’m kind of resigned to waiting until I move out in a year or two for anything to really happen.
I think the safe bet is to see what happens tomorrow and play it by ear. I also like this girl, if that helps.
  
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Only thing to do here: dump your parents and move out
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Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
I think you need to go "spend time" at hers maybeh? Like when you see her next....arrange time to go to hers or hang around near hers? Then your parents are out of the picture and your with her? No point wasting an obvious YEEEEHAAA moment just cuz your parents are .... blocking you!
Another thing to note here....Alcohol + her = fun for you....put that down in your memory bank somewhere! Will come in handy!
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Something in this story doesn't add up. Whats the problem of taking her to a closeby cheap hotel?
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Do what you want with girls, not what you think is right. 90% of the time what you think is right is the wrong answer.
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Just drop everything next time and stay at hers. For now at least you can blame your parents for being uptight (though you are 19, they don't own you). Anyway, sounds like you're in as long as you don't make too many more excuses.
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You're 19, this shouldn't really be an issue...
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so you cant see her tonight, just do her tomorrow lol. now you know she wants it, so it's not exactly hard.
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dont miss the bus next time????
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It seems like an easy choice here. Stay at her place for a night, see how it goes, take the walk of shame the next morning. EZPZ.
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youre 19, move out already!
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Yo Meat, I know what you're talkin about. Do this: tell J you really did want to see her. Explain the situation with your parents. She was 19 once too, she knows how it is. Find a work around.
Have you guys gone out on that date yet?? Who won the bet?
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i weep for your unused penis op
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Get your parents to catch you watching gay porn. They will think you are gay. Then like 2 days later you gotta tell them that you were just experimenting and there is this girl you like. Since they are mega-religious they will be glad that you are straight and let you see whatever girl you like. Worked for my buddy albeit he still has a couple of scars from when his parents beat him but its worth it for love <3.
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On May 01 2013 00:26 Spicy_Curry wrote:
Get your parents to catch you watching gay porn. They will think you are gay. Then like 2 days later you gotta tell them that you were just experimenting and there is this girl you like. Since they are mega-religious they will be glad that you are straight and let you see whatever girl you like. Worked for my buddy albeit he still has a couple of scars from when his parents beat him but its worth it for love <3.
This comment was a roller-coaster ride.
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On May 01 2013 00:26 Spicy_Curry wrote:
Get your parents to catch you watching gay porn. They will think you are gay. Then like 2 days later you gotta tell them that you were just experimenting and there is this girl you like. Since they are mega-religious they will be glad that you are straight and let you see whatever girl you like. Worked for my buddy albeit he still has a couple of scars from when his parents beat him but its worth it for love <3.
Hahahahaha god damnit man i lold
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On May 01 2013 00:26 Spicy_Curry wrote:
Get your parents to catch you watching gay porn. They will think you are gay. Then like 2 days later you gotta tell them that you were just experimenting and there is this girl you like. Since they are mega-religious they will be glad that you are straight and let you see whatever girl you like. Worked for my buddy albeit he still has a couple of scars from when his parents beat him but its worth it for love <3.
i endorse this plan
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On April 30 2013 22:40 FFGenerations wrote:
dont miss the bus next time????
This guy is a fucking prophet!
Haha, well see how it goes today. And as for hanging out at her place., we pretty much do that. Thanks for the advice guys. If it really does go to hell, ill try the gayporn thing.
On April 30 2013 23:56 Carbonyl wrote:
Yo Meat, I know what you're talkin about. Do this: tell J you really did want to see her. Explain the situation with your parents. She was 19 once too, she knows how it is. Find a work around.
Have you guys gone out on that date yet?? Who won the bet?
Our date is wednesday. She won so i have to pay ^^
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I still don't get why so many girl blog authors insist on giving their girls a fake name, but then never use it once. You haven't named her "J" you named her [pronoun].
C'mon, didn't your teachers ever make you read elements of style?
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On May 01 2013 01:07 MysteryMeat1 wrote:This guy is a fucking prophet! Haha, well see how it goes today. And as for hanging out at her place., we pretty much do that. Thanks for the advice guys. If it really does go to hell, ill try the gayporn thing.
Holy shit.. amazing guess.
If your parents don't believe you're gay after seeing you watch gay porn, we will need a volunteer for a more physical demonstration. For... Science experimentation the good of TL.
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On May 01 2013 02:32 obesechicken13 wrote:Show nested quote +On May 01 2013 01:07 MysteryMeat1 wrote:On April 30 2013 22:40 FFGenerations wrote:
dont miss the bus next time???? This guy is a fucking prophet! Haha, well see how it goes today. And as for hanging out at her place., we pretty much do that. Thanks for the advice guys. If it really does go to hell, ill try the gayporn thing. Holy shit.. amazing guess. If your parents don't believe you're gay after seeing you watch gay porn, we will need a volunteer for a more physical demonstration. For... Science experimentation the good of TL.
I think bestiallity is worse than being homo. Also its more comfortable to have a rainbow dash sex doll than pretend to have sex with a dude or some shit.
On May 01 2013 01:38 jrkirby wrote:
I still don't get why so many girl blog authors insist on giving their girls a fake name, but then never use it once. You haven't named her "J" you named her [pronoun].
C'mon, didn't your teachers ever make you read elements of style?
Nope, From now on, all of my girl blogs I will call them her, to avoid confusion
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What's worth more, her moaning your name during an hours long session of hot sweaty sex, or your parents living the illusion that a 19 years old guy doesn't know what he can use his weiner for?
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United States12607 Posts
I haven't finished reading but your first problem is that you're spelling gelato "gillato". let's go here.
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United States12607 Posts
oh man, a how to work around my parents blog. I sympathize man. that is a tough one. there's no getting around the fact that you are hamstrung by living under the same roof as them. until you are prepared to move out there's nothing that can be done. maybe the reason that she didn't want to invite you over is that she also lives with her folks.
do you have a car? what about a station wagon?
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Netherlands6187 Posts
I'm curious as to how this all turned out Mystery. Didn't see you on irc today so I couldn't ask!
I do feel the pain of being carless though. It sucks having to reply on other people to take you places.
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