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Kurumi
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Poland6130 Posts
March 28 2013 23:16 GMT
#1
OH MAN I WAITED SO LONG FOR THAT
I GOT MY OWN "MANUAL OF ADULTHOOD"
damn that's a pretty big read
it is rules for adults
and how to treat younger people and what not to say and stuff
actually
the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on pages are blank
and the last page says
"Soon you will have to write such a book for yourself"
I wonder how I'll do.

***
I work alone. // Visit TL Mafia subforum!
1Dhalism
Profile Joined June 2012
862 Posts
March 28 2013 23:21 GMT
#2
grats. Live long and prosper!
And in the immortal words of dimaga "Big Health"
PhoenixVoid
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Canada32743 Posts
March 28 2013 23:27 GMT
#3
I'm turning 18 in two days, I'll be seeing you in the adulthood section soon

Happy birthday fellow TL'er.
I'm afraid of demented knife-wielding escaped lunatic libertarian zombie mutants
IRL_Sinister
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Ireland621 Posts
March 28 2013 23:38 GMT
#4
On March 29 2013 08:27 PhoenixVoid wrote:
I'm turning 18 in two days, I'll be seeing you in the adulthood section soon

Happy birthday fellow TL'er.


Hopefully you live in a state that is 18+, then
blubbdavid
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Switzerland2412 Posts
March 28 2013 23:43 GMT
#5
grats. Should not take long till you get the PM from staff with the link to the "Mature" part of TL.
What do you desire? Money? Glory? Power? Revenge? Or something that surpasses all other? Whatever you desire - that is here. Tower of God ¦¦Nutella, drink of the Gods
Psychonian
Profile Joined March 2012
United States2322 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-28 23:58:06
March 28 2013 23:57 GMT
#6
Congrats hahaha

On March 29 2013 08:43 blubbdavid wrote:
grats. Should not take long till you get the PM from staff with the link to the "Mature" part of TL.


..
Joke, or real? I think it's a joke but i might be wrong lol.
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NB
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Netherlands12045 Posts
March 29 2013 00:03 GMT
#7
http://i.imgur.com/saYLOZa.gif

Congrats! Now dont go on and knock yourself out with alcohol and cigarettes, they are bad for you xD
Im daed. Follow me @TL_NB
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
March 29 2013 00:05 GMT
#8
On March 29 2013 08:57 Psychonian wrote:
Congrats hahaha

Show nested quote +
On March 29 2013 08:43 blubbdavid wrote:
grats. Should not take long till you get the PM from staff with the link to the "Mature" part of TL.


..
Joke, or real? I think it's a joke but i might be wrong lol.

Uh, wait. Is the mature section not common knowledge by now?
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
March 29 2013 00:08 GMT
#9
On March 29 2013 08:57 Psychonian wrote:
Congrats hahaha

Show nested quote +
On March 29 2013 08:43 blubbdavid wrote:
grats. Should not take long till you get the PM from staff with the link to the "Mature" part of TL.


..
Joke, or real? I think it's a joke but i might be wrong lol.


It's real.

Nada's body is just the tip of the iceberg
"When the geyser died, a probe came out" - SirJolt
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
March 29 2013 00:14 GMT
#10
Yay! Stó lat!
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
March 29 2013 00:18 GMT
#11
Ya I have a section that says mature... it should pop up any day for you
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
March 29 2013 00:19 GMT
#12
Manual of Adulthood? I never got one. Were they short when I turned 18?
Please PM me with any songs you like that you think I haven't heard before!
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
March 29 2013 00:24 GMT
#13
On March 29 2013 09:08 fabiano wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2013 08:57 Psychonian wrote:
Congrats hahaha

On March 29 2013 08:43 blubbdavid wrote:
grats. Should not take long till you get the PM from staff with the link to the "Mature" part of TL.


..
Joke, or real? I think it's a joke but i might be wrong lol.


It's real.

Nada's body is just the tip of the iceberg

I wasn't invited, and I'm 18 :,(.
User was warned for too many mimes.
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-29 01:51:35
March 29 2013 01:45 GMT
#14
On March 29 2013 09:24 docvoc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2013 09:08 fabiano wrote:
On March 29 2013 08:57 Psychonian wrote:
Congrats hahaha

On March 29 2013 08:43 blubbdavid wrote:
grats. Should not take long till you get the PM from staff with the link to the "Mature" part of TL.


..
Joke, or real? I think it's a joke but i might be wrong lol.


It's real.

Nada's body is just the tip of the iceberg

I wasn't invited, and I'm 18 :,(.

He's in Poland. They're allowed to do that at 18. In US it isn't legal until 21.

Also, congrats on your manual. I started using the Man Pages when I turned 18 too.
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
March 29 2013 04:26 GMT
#15
Oh my. I forgot about that 18-thing. You're the man now, dawg! Learn to enjoy whiskey. Vodka is for alcoholics.
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
March 29 2013 04:43 GMT
#16
Happy birthday! Don't forget to do drugs!
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
DropBear
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia4376 Posts
March 29 2013 06:12 GMT
#17
Happy birthday Kurumi! I have faith that you will write something offbeat but profound.
Sucker for nostalgia
Butterednuts
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States859 Posts
March 29 2013 13:11 GMT
#18
Happy Birthday. Enjoy watching porn for the first time.


Because you didn't watch it before today, right?
Chameleons Cast No Shadows
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
March 29 2013 13:21 GMT
#19
Hahhahaa, those posts made my day !

I remember the day I got my PM link to Mature forum section from TL. Damn, that was 8 years ago.
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