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Most Awkward night of my life. - Page 2

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Marti
Profile Joined August 2011
552 Posts
March 09 2013 19:34 GMT
#21
On March 09 2013 19:14 Maxtor wrote:
I am then asked to grab his ass

Best part
#adun giveafuck - - - "Did this guy just randomly finger me?" - Sayle
ziggurat
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada847 Posts
March 09 2013 20:38 GMT
#22
Awesome blog. Thanks for sharing. BTW you never said if the girls were hot, which seems like a pretty relevant part of the story...
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
March 09 2013 20:42 GMT
#23
Oh yes, China. That policeman saw an opportunity and he took it, what a guy! :D
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
March 09 2013 21:14 GMT
#24
What the fuck!!!
isleyofthenorth
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Austria894 Posts
March 10 2013 00:37 GMT
#25
5/5 would read again
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
March 10 2013 13:09 GMT
#26
On March 10 2013 03:41 REDBLUEGREEN wrote:
At first this story made no sense.
Then I just exchanged your role from UK man to japanese schoolgirl archetype, obedient, doesn't know how to say no properly, scared of a foreign city at night and voila this is the perfect script for a perverted japanese rape porn.

sorry

not enough tentacles.
OP couldnt you just get a nice girl for yourself? Pretty ironic that he grabs your dick and asks if you are the one that's gay haha
Kaeru
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Sweden552 Posts
March 10 2013 16:41 GMT
#27
--- Nuked ---
phANT1m
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
South Africa535 Posts
March 15 2013 11:24 GMT
#28
this was omfg hilarious. Luckily you were not undressed forcefully.
teamsolid
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada3668 Posts
March 16 2013 02:01 GMT
#29
Are you married or a devout Christian? I don't see why not just go along with it.... who really cares its one night
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
March 16 2013 02:28 GMT
#30
finally, a blog that lives fully up to its title.
Buy prints of my photographs at Redbubble -> http://www.redbubble.com/people/shoenberg3
N.geNuity
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States5112 Posts
March 16 2013 02:52 GMT
#31
now that was a story
iu, seungah, yura, taeyeon, hyosung, lizzy, suji, sojin, jia, ji eun, eunji, soya, younha, jiyeon, fiestar, sinb, jung myung hoon godtier. BW FOREVERR
Maxtor
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom273 Posts
March 16 2013 22:20 GMT
#32
On March 16 2013 11:01 teamsolid wrote:
Are you married or a devout Christian? I don't see why not just go along with it.... who really cares its one night


No, neither, but as far as I'm aware many of these girls are forced/pressured into the job, especially considering the location I was in.
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
March 17 2013 02:14 GMT
#33
wow you just pissed off a chinese cop...
not a good idea
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
htn2481
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Vietnam117 Posts
March 17 2013 18:13 GMT
#34
5/5 good times. Pretty sure this is what pedo's do to their victims, I think the term is "grooming". He was trying to get you aroused and then have a three way with a prostitute then later have you all to himself if all went according to plan. His persistence shows he wasn't there for the girls because if he were he'd just say "yay more for me!" rather than force you to watch and/or participate. Anyways, if anything happened he would have taped it secretly so he could blackmail you into becoming his sex slave.

Good news: You have a great story to tell.
LML
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Germany1793 Posts
March 17 2013 23:39 GMT
#35
I would have been horrified, who knows what he could have done to you for not joining in.
LML
fidelity
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden410 Posts
March 20 2013 23:21 GMT
#36
This is the most hilarious thing I've read in ages. I feel for you man, but you got an amazing story out of it ^^
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