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Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-13 17:10:19
February 13 2013 16:52 GMT
#1
It’s Valentines day so I guess I should write about the love of my life. Lately it’s been pretty hard going but we’re still hanging in there. Moving in with someone is probably the hardest part of any relationship. I miss having my own space, but I do feel bloody lucky to have found a girl like her.

So we met about a year ago. Cute as hell. Spotted her while I was in hospital visiting my best mate, she was hanging out with some of her nurse friends, though I only had eyes for her. I was a bit nervous to approach but she seemed like a cool chick so I got her name (Mina) and we hung out for a bit. I did most of the talking, though I wasn’t sure how much she understood, it was just wonderful to meet someone whose presence alone made me this giddy. This chick was like no one I’d ever met. I’ve had lesser highs on ecstasy. Took her back to my place a few weeks later and we ended up sleeping together. Those first few weeks I didn’t get much rest, between work and losing sleep to her (totally worth it), I turned into a bit of a zombie.

Once she’d moved in I wasn’t sure if Mina really liked me. We have a bit of an age gap but I doubt that's ever bothered her much. We’d often have a bit of a clash on what to watch (she’s a bit of a K-pop addict) and we both started to get frustrated at her lack of English. Luckily I’m a major fan of pretty Asian girls so I was willing to put up with it. I’m steadily learning the language but most of it’s still gibberish to me.

Now we’ve been together for over a year it’s more the cultural differences. She expects me to treat her like a princess and do literally everything. It’s just really tiring. I’ve never met someone so spoilt. She always wants to share food and whatever I’m having inevitably ends up on her plate. I’ve always been a bit selfish in this regard, I want to eat what I order and if she gets some boring crap then wants to share I’m simply not up for it. Often these arguments over food will end in tears. We argue a lot see. Dating is a cakewalk compared to living together. She hates it when I’m on SC, always nagging and screaming at me to get off the computer. Other times she wants to play and will employ the most horrendous facedesk-worthy mouse and keyboard control that’d make a wood leaguer cry themselves to sleep.

To be honest, I just really love her style. Although I'm sometimes embarrassed to take her out as she’s a bit of a show off when it comes to her body. She’ll often go around the house in just a top or panties, can’t complain really. I’m lucky to have a girl like her. I tell her she’s pretty all the time but she just ignores me. Sometimes I worry that she’s depressed, she’s just so freaking moody. One second she’ll be skyhigh and beaming the next moment it’ll be like she’s facing infestor broodlord without a mothership.

Anyhow, she’s literally the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen, with the cutest bum, a pretty flat-chest by Asian standards but chubby where it counts. She’s also got fairly short hair for a chick, which she’s trying to grow out, though it does kinda suit her as it is.

When I look at some of the lists in this thread I realise she’s not what I would've expected as my ideal girl but I still adore her to pieces. Just goes to show you don’t have to go searching for someone who fills a set of ‘attractiveness’ criteria, some people are just made for you.

Respect for the last guy who posted a pic, so here's a recent one from her birthday.
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Desires
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada63 Posts
February 13 2013 17:00 GMT
#2
We aren't talking about the baby in the picture right? Cuz that would be a pretty large age gap... not to mention probably illegal.
Serpest
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States603 Posts
February 13 2013 17:02 GMT
#3
5/5 for awesome twist. Never saw it coming.
A person that attempts to diagnose themselves has a fool for a doctor and a bigger fool for a patient.
Imperium11
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States279 Posts
February 13 2013 17:07 GMT
#4
Grrrr so clever I never saw it coming.
isleyofthenorth
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Austria894 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-13 17:12:25
February 13 2013 17:07 GMT
#5
On February 14 2013 01:52 Scarecrow wrote:
a pretty flat-chest by Asian standards

since asian girls are already pretty flat-chested, am I right in assuming that my manboobs probably dwarf her udders by a significant margin? :D

E: just realised there was a picture. and sadly for me its true
Ryalnos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1946 Posts
February 13 2013 17:09 GMT
#6
These blogs are the best. Not the first one like it I've seen, but it's not overdone yet!

Rereading it though some of it is a little weird given the twist at the end 0.o
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
February 13 2013 17:23 GMT
#7
On February 14 2013 02:00 Desires wrote:
We aren't talking about the baby in the picture right? Cuz that would be a pretty large age gap... not to mention probably illegal.

Parents sleeping in the same bed as the baby is pretty standard in Korea. Hopefully that's not too illegal.

For those who might be wondering she's Korean-Australian and a Protoss-Zerg hybrid based on the parents.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
Kaeru
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Sweden552 Posts
February 13 2013 17:31 GMT
#8
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Provocateur
Profile Joined October 2010
Sweden1665 Posts
February 13 2013 17:48 GMT
#9
Well played sir ^^
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
February 13 2013 18:12 GMT
#10
Thanks for making the girlblog invasion a bit better. <3
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
February 13 2013 18:24 GMT
#11
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OgreFish
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States19 Posts
February 13 2013 19:06 GMT
#12
Lol, wasn't expecting that.
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
February 13 2013 19:12 GMT
#13
Well played, good sir. It really got me by surprise.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
February 13 2013 19:15 GMT
#14
LOL this is great. It all comes together at the end, and even pokes fun at the relationships where the guy is just way too judgmental or complaining about stupid stuff.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
NKB
Profile Joined February 2012
United Kingdom608 Posts
February 13 2013 19:22 GMT
#15
That was not the ending that I was expecting Well played, well played
Some times you just gotta wish...
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
February 13 2013 21:10 GMT
#16
A gorgeous baby , very cute dude.
User was warned for too many mimes.
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31494 Posts
February 13 2013 21:21 GMT
#17
Well done, I never saw it coming.
Maybe I'm biased because of my recent acquisiton but I'm all about baby shit lately.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
solidbebe
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Netherlands4921 Posts
February 13 2013 21:25 GMT
#18
Lol Im so dumb, I still thought it was about a woman even after checking the picture. Then after reading through half the comments I realised I'm an idiot -___-.

Anyways, very nice blog
That's the 2nd time in a week I've seen someone sig a quote from this GD and I have never witnessed a sig quote happen in my TL history ever before. -Najda
I_Love_Katheryn
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
United States41 Posts
February 13 2013 21:33 GMT
#19
This was very well done Clever
You've been here in the dark for way too long, do you remember how it felt in the sunlight? You're still smiling through the pain you're hiding in, but everyone can see that something's just not right.
Ushio
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada868 Posts
February 13 2013 22:01 GMT
#20
Are you M.Night shamamamalan?
http://myanimelist.net/profile/billng
Kasaraki
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Denmark7115 Posts
February 13 2013 23:18 GMT
#21
Well done, op. Well done. :p
Topin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Peru10081 Posts
February 14 2013 01:20 GMT
#22
On February 14 2013 07:01 Ushio wrote:
Are you M.Night shamamamalan?

hahahahaha this! nice twist :3
i would define my style between a mix of ByuN, Maru and MKP
mierin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States4943 Posts
February 14 2013 01:48 GMT
#23
On February 14 2013 07:01 Ushio wrote:
Are you M.Night shamamamalan?


Hahahaha perfect post.
JD, Stork, Calm, Hyuk Fighting!
Chimpalimp
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1135 Posts
February 14 2013 02:47 GMT
#24
Adorable baby and hilarious blog. What a pleasant surprise in a girl blog.
I like money. You like money too? We should hang out.
Maynarde
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia1286 Posts
February 14 2013 03:09 GMT
#25
Very nice Tom :D Warmed the heart <3
CommentatorAustralian SC2 Caster | Twitter: @MaynardeSC2 | Twitch: twitch.tv/maynarde
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
February 14 2013 03:53 GMT
#26
On February 14 2013 10:48 mierin wrote:
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On February 14 2013 07:01 Ushio wrote:
Are you M.Night shamamamalan?


Hahahaha perfect post.

LOL though I think this was much much superior to the work shyamalan has done, actually.

So good.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Cowpieguy
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States97 Posts
February 14 2013 04:10 GMT
#27
God, that was awesome. I sometimes dream of being able to write clever things like this.
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
February 14 2013 05:11 GMT
#28
I was thinking it was a baby for a while but then I remembered you said you slept with her but I forgot the double meaning of slept. XD Clever.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50218 Posts
February 14 2013 06:10 GMT
#29
well played my friend well played.
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