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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
January 15 2013 04:52 GMT
#1
Normally I don't write blogs on days that aren't Fridays/Saturdays, and normally I wouldn't write about anything that happens to my brothers, but this is an exception.
What exactly happened?


      Basically, shit went down. Two days ago, my brother called home to tell me and my brother that he had gotten harassed while on a trip by a security guard. The guard knocked on his door at night, questioned him about his Judaism, and reportedly harassed all the other kids who were on my old highschool's ski trip. I didn't want to write about this until it became news because the fucking FBI was called in by Homeland Security. Homeland-motherfucking-Security. Now you may be wondering why HS was called in and why the FBI were called in afterwards (and they came in fucking guns blazing LOL, they had a swat team or something similar according to my brother). The reason was because after he was done harassing the highschoolers about Judaism, he went to the area in which his school kept their Torah, and defiled it. Like he defaced the ever loving shit out of it: spat on it, wrote the word Satan enough times on it to be confused with a Pentacostal Preacher talking about the Anti-Christ, and in his Coup-de-Grace, tore it to pieces. Now, no bad deed goes unpunished in our new society with shiny new cameras. The guy fled the scene in the night after he was done being a security guard, and left my brother's school teachers befuddled, quite angry, and the hotel FUCKING FURIOUS. The Hotel called police, police called Homeland Security, and Homeland Security called the FBI because of the hate crime that had just occured. My brother calls me up on the phone to tell me part of the story, and then tells me that he has to get off the phone to be questioned by the FBI about it all. Two days later, they caught the guy and he is in the news. Holy. Fucking. Shit. Hatecrimes, unfortunately the guy wasn't creative enough to score points for defiling a torah, but he did get kudos for looking ultra-rape tastic in his mugshot. Here is the link for anyone who wants to know more or see I'm not bullshitting this.
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
January 15 2013 05:06 GMT
#2
Holy crap, that guy is freaky
EatThePath
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3943 Posts
January 15 2013 05:13 GMT
#3
This is depressing. Hotel manager throws a bitchfit at the local police (not state?) who bum it off on homeland security (bored feds) who, in this new era of "terrorism", get to cash in the antics of some yokel dumbass on getting FBI cavalry involved. What a joke.

Very exciting for your brother though. Cynicism aside, I hope he's okay.
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AgentW
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States7725 Posts
January 15 2013 05:19 GMT
#4
Pretty much the worst thing you can do to any religion is deface their scripture. What a dunderhead.

On a semi-related note, I had the Secret Service call me once. Shit my pants. Then the agent identified that it was for a job reference I forgot about. Most relieved I've probably ever felt.
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krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-15 05:24:37
January 15 2013 05:23 GMT
#5
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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
January 15 2013 05:24 GMT
#6
On January 15 2013 14:13 EatThePath wrote:
This is depressing. Hotel manager throws a bitchfit at the local police (not state?) who bum it off on homeland security (bored feds) who, in this new era of "terrorism", get to cash in the antics of some yokel dumbass on getting FBI cavalry involved. What a joke.

Very exciting for your brother though. Cynicism aside, I hope he's okay.

Yeah, it was a cornocopoeia of fail, but being honest, I think that adds to the hilarity of a wild goosechase for a dude who never really left the war when he came back home. Though, I guess he is throwing a bitch fit for a reason, considering how bad this publicity is now that the FBI got involved for his hotel.

Side note to Agent, that must have been scary as fuk. I'd have dropped my phone lol. What job did you interview for O.o
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felisconcolori
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States6168 Posts
January 15 2013 05:39 GMT
#7
So wait. Are you upset with THS, FBI, the Hotel management, or the dumbshit antisemitic security guard that appears to have started it? It's not entirely clear when I read that. (Well, I'm assuming the local yokel guard.) Also, I think it was the FBI and the (important distinction) Tennessee State Department of Homeland Security. (I have no idea why TN has a state "Homeland Security" agency. As to why the Feds, probably because of federal hate crime laws. Locals are more likely to pass it off because the Feds have better funding to actually prosecute.)
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AgentW
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States7725 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-15 05:40:35
January 15 2013 05:40 GMT
#8
On January 15 2013 14:24 docvoc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2013 14:13 EatThePath wrote:
This is depressing. Hotel manager throws a bitchfit at the local police (not state?) who bum it off on homeland security (bored feds) who, in this new era of "terrorism", get to cash in the antics of some yokel dumbass on getting FBI cavalry involved. What a joke.

Very exciting for your brother though. Cynicism aside, I hope he's okay.

Yeah, it was a cornocopoeia of fail, but being honest, I think that adds to the hilarity of a wild goosechase for a dude who never really left the war when he came back home. Though, I guess he is throwing a bitch fit for a reason, considering how bad this publicity is now that the FBI got involved for his hotel.

Side note to Agent, that must have been scary as fuk. I'd have dropped my phone lol. What job did you interview for O.o

My friend was trying to get an internship and he used me as a character reference. He asked me like four months before they called, so I had completely forgotten. He got the internship. I jokingly ask him if he's assassinated any world leaders recently whenever I see him.
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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
January 15 2013 05:43 GMT
#9
On January 15 2013 14:39 felisconcolori wrote:
So wait. Are you upset with THS, FBI, the Hotel management, or the dumbshit antisemitic security guard that appears to have started it? It's not entirely clear when I read that. (Well, I'm assuming the local yokel guard.) Also, I think it was the FBI and the (important distinction) Tennessee State Department of Homeland Security. (I have no idea why TN has a state "Homeland Security" agency. As to why the Feds, probably because of federal hate crime laws. Locals are more likely to pass it off because the Feds have better funding to actually prosecute.)

I'm not angry at anyone lol, the guys was a supposedly a good dude and a vet until he just like went off the deep and went on a spree of weird harassment and a hate crime. Though I was confused that we have our own Homeland Security devision, then again I live in the part of Tennessee that isn't as much Tennessee compared to Knoxville and Nashville so I can't really talk. I wrote this hastily haha, I just saw the new come out, my friends were going insane on Facebook about it though, it was non-stop statuses about how they were WTF-ing around the hotel for like a straight up day.
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Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
January 15 2013 05:53 GMT
#10
What the heck, this is so random.

Why the fuck would you deface a Torah.

What the fuck did a roll of paper ever do to you. Not to mention that those things are fucking hand-written.

God damnit.
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Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
January 15 2013 06:03 GMT
#11
Definitely he should have been arrested for harassment, but seems pretty bizarre that Homeland Security and the FBI need be called in.
SagaZ
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
France3460 Posts
January 15 2013 06:07 GMT
#12
hahaha good read, good that your friend is ok
but damn, your country really have alot of maney to throw like this
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AFKing
Profile Joined January 2013
128 Posts
January 15 2013 06:08 GMT
#13
More like Fun Bureau of Investigation
felisconcolori
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States6168 Posts
January 15 2013 06:14 GMT
#14
On January 15 2013 14:43 docvoc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2013 14:39 felisconcolori wrote:
So wait. Are you upset with THS, FBI, the Hotel management, or the dumbshit antisemitic security guard that appears to have started it? It's not entirely clear when I read that. (Well, I'm assuming the local yokel guard.) Also, I think it was the FBI and the (important distinction) Tennessee State Department of Homeland Security. (I have no idea why TN has a state "Homeland Security" agency. As to why the Feds, probably because of federal hate crime laws. Locals are more likely to pass it off because the Feds have better funding to actually prosecute.)

I'm not angry at anyone lol, the guys was a supposedly a good dude and a vet until he just like went off the deep and went on a spree of weird harassment and a hate crime. Though I was confused that we have our own Homeland Security devision, then again I live in the part of Tennessee that isn't as much Tennessee compared to Knoxville and Nashville so I can't really talk. I wrote this hastily haha, I just saw the new come out, my friends were going insane on Facebook about it though, it was non-stop statuses about how they were WTF-ing around the hotel for like a straight up day.


Yeah, it sounded a little bit but I think I see now it was probably more WTF. Yeah, I don't know why some states have gone all crazy with adding counterpart agencies for homeland security or tacking it on to other agencies as an appendage. Craziness. Then again, some states have their own "foreign affairs" (aka Dept of State) agencies, which is bloody ridiculous legally.

If and when he goes to trial, though, some of the people on the trip may wind up getting called to testify - but hopefully the douchebag (yeah, vet with medals, still) gets put away somewhere and maybe gets some help with his douchebaggedness.
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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
January 15 2013 06:24 GMT
#15
On January 15 2013 15:08 AFKing wrote:
More like Fun Bureau of Investigation

That makes the FBI seem so cuddly, like a red panda . They had this guy tracked down in hours, so I'm guessing they pulled the old facial recognition software trick on him for funzies.
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HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
January 15 2013 07:19 GMT
#16
Doesn't sound like hatecrime to me, just a man trying to practice his belief. Man, we satanists never get a break.

Do Hotels usually have security cameras in every room? Could be a publicity stunt; he seemed ok, then writes Satan on a Torah which should feel rather illogical even under influence.
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Kuni
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Austria765 Posts
January 15 2013 08:08 GMT
#17
Ah well, destruction of property never is a nice thing. But that mugshot is pretty nice, he really looks scary :-)
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emythrel
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Kingdom2599 Posts
January 15 2013 08:41 GMT
#18
On January 15 2013 14:40 AgentW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2013 14:24 docvoc wrote:
On January 15 2013 14:13 EatThePath wrote:
This is depressing. Hotel manager throws a bitchfit at the local police (not state?) who bum it off on homeland security (bored feds) who, in this new era of "terrorism", get to cash in the antics of some yokel dumbass on getting FBI cavalry involved. What a joke.

Very exciting for your brother though. Cynicism aside, I hope he's okay.

Yeah, it was a cornocopoeia of fail, but being honest, I think that adds to the hilarity of a wild goosechase for a dude who never really left the war when he came back home. Though, I guess he is throwing a bitch fit for a reason, considering how bad this publicity is now that the FBI got involved for his hotel.

Side note to Agent, that must have been scary as fuk. I'd have dropped my phone lol. What job did you interview for O.o

My friend was trying to get an internship and he used me as a character reference. He asked me like four months before they called, so I had completely forgotten. He got the internship. I jokingly ask him if he's assassinated any world leaders recently whenever I see him.


Better joke would be to ask him if hes smoked a spliff with the President since the secret service mainly protect politicians and diplomats ;p
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AgentW
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States7725 Posts
January 15 2013 12:17 GMT
#19
On January 15 2013 17:41 emythrel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2013 14:40 AgentW wrote:
On January 15 2013 14:24 docvoc wrote:
On January 15 2013 14:13 EatThePath wrote:
This is depressing. Hotel manager throws a bitchfit at the local police (not state?) who bum it off on homeland security (bored feds) who, in this new era of "terrorism", get to cash in the antics of some yokel dumbass on getting FBI cavalry involved. What a joke.

Very exciting for your brother though. Cynicism aside, I hope he's okay.

Yeah, it was a cornocopoeia of fail, but being honest, I think that adds to the hilarity of a wild goosechase for a dude who never really left the war when he came back home. Though, I guess he is throwing a bitch fit for a reason, considering how bad this publicity is now that the FBI got involved for his hotel.

Side note to Agent, that must have been scary as fuk. I'd have dropped my phone lol. What job did you interview for O.o

My friend was trying to get an internship and he used me as a character reference. He asked me like four months before they called, so I had completely forgotten. He got the internship. I jokingly ask him if he's assassinated any world leaders recently whenever I see him.


Better joke would be to ask him if hes smoked a spliff with the President since the secret service mainly protect politicians and diplomats ;p

Yeah, I don't think I'm supposed to tell people what he does, but he isn't a bodyguard type. A neighbor used to be, and those stories were hilarious, but that's one for another time.
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VenomBRA
Profile Joined September 2010
Netherlands168 Posts
January 15 2013 16:32 GMT
#20
Damn, it seems they pulled the article out
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arcticStorm
Profile Joined January 2009
United States295 Posts
January 15 2013 16:43 GMT
#21
On January 16 2013 01:32 VenomBRA wrote:
Damn, it seems they pulled the article out


Here's a link that works: http://www.jacksonsun.com/article/20130114/NEWS01/130114030/Local-Jewish-believers-react-news-vandalism-religious-items
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3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
January 15 2013 22:56 GMT
#22
The face of that man reminds me so much of Frankenstein.

As for the OP, at least you can't question the FBI's seriousness when they investigate anymore.
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liberal
Profile Joined November 2011
1116 Posts
January 15 2013 23:26 GMT
#23
Sounds like another example of untreated mental illness to me instead of just standard bigotry. It is rampant in the US these days unfortunately.
Brindled
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States508 Posts
January 16 2013 02:23 GMT
#24
Holy cow man. That is some crazy cray. Kinda hurts a bit being a Jew myself. ><
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VenomBRA
Profile Joined September 2010
Netherlands168 Posts
January 16 2013 11:27 GMT
#25
On January 16 2013 01:43 arcticStorm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2013 01:32 VenomBRA wrote:
Damn, it seems they pulled the article out


Here's a link that works: http://www.jacksonsun.com/article/20130114/NEWS01/130114030/Local-Jewish-believers-react-news-vandalism-religious-items

Thanks for the link! It is indeed such a creepy mug shot
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