EPTso like last week im playing sc2 in my room and the sun is shining in my window and im like 'haha its night time in Aiur get it right'
and my mom walks in the room and shes like 'who are you talking too'
and im like 'umm my imaganary ghost friend'
and she liek 'i thought your emaginary friend was a marauder
and im like 'ya he was but he farted alot so i traded him for a female ghost’
of course that wasnt the real reason i traded for a female ghost
cause farting is funny the real reason shold be pretty obvious duh
haha
so my moms liek 'do you know what time it is'
and im like 'umm time for you to leave my room and let me get promoted to silver?'
and shes like 'nope its school time'
omg wtf
and im like 'i feel kinda sick cough cough'
and shes like 'ok get in bed then school starts tomorrow morning'
and im like 'oh i thought you meant it started today wow i feel
better its a mericle'
so tommorrow comes around and my mom is like yelkling from the
stairs 'get up time for breakfast'
and im like 'when Desert Oasis freezes over'
and my dad yells 'one... two...'
and im like zealot charge down the stairs and sit down at the
table
and my moms like 'omg'
and my dads like 'umm son, why dont you go back up to your room
and put some boxers and a t-shrit on or something?'
and im like 'doh, ok. lol'
so after a grumpy morning im standing at the buss stop and j-mo
shows up and im like 'hail, j-me' and hes like 'hail, skater'
and were like 'hehe'
and some other neighborhood kids show up and and jockguy jason
shows up too
and jasons like 'dude give me ur lunch money'
and im like 'i dont have any, Auir chef custom is for nubs I play 4v4'
and hes like 'wtf'
and j-mos like 'dude you shouldnt pick on ppl smarter than u'
so jason is like 'whatever' and leaves me alone
so we get to school and its all blah blah blah boring and i sleep
a little and then math class starts and we have a new math teacher
and omg wtf she is so hot!!
so class is getting started and im all sitting up strait and shes
talking about math but all i heer is 'skater gnome i love u'
and i whisper 'i love you too'
and j-mos like 'ur imaginary ghost friend again?'
and im like 'um ya sure'
so then i hear her say 'ok class who can tell me about fractions?'
and im thinking 'omg i know all about this'
so im like 'me me me'
and shes liek 'ok' and smiles at me
so i stand up and clear my throut and im liek 'their 3 diffrent
factions in the universe, zerg, amarine and protoss and I play
protoss 4v4 because they are the rulest and build gates
but I was thinking bout going zerg so I cud spread my
fungl growth on sum ghosts.’
and then i sat down and i was nodding and grinning and looking
around the class cause that was REELY smooth
and everyones liek 'dude wtf r u talking about?'
and hotmathteacher_01 is like 'thats very nice but i think were
talking about fractions, not factions, please see me after class'
omg wtf this REELY sucks ass
and my imagniary ghost friend is like 'thats ok hun i still love
u'
and im like 'i know'
so the bell rings later and im walking slowly up to her desk and j-
mo's like 'good luck man' and im like 'ya thanks'
and i get the the desk and shes like 'that was quite a speech you
made'
and im like 'ya sorry i wont do it again'
and she laughed and said 'oh no your not in trouble. it just
sounds like you play sc2
and i light up and im like 'omg u play sc2??!!?'
and shes like 'no, but my husband does'
and im like 'ohh ur married'
and shes like 'ya'
and im like 'k, that sucks'
and shes like 'aww im sure youll make some girl very happy someday'
and shes like 'hey maybe you can meet him in game sometime he’s master zerg'
and im liek 'OMG can he help me'
and she laughs again and im like /drool and shes like 'youll have
to talk to him about that'
and im like 'omg mrs klien your are the rulest!'
and shes like 'careful skater, your starting to become a teachers
pet'
and im like 'woof woof!'
and shes like 'run along now or you'll be late to class'
so i run out and im thinking 'omg its true. guys who play sc2
always get the hottest women. lucky lucky me
