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(Girl Blog) High School Heartache (Part 3) - Page 2

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BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
November 10 2012 19:17 GMT
#21
Great blog! Her flirting with someone else to make you jealous and you doing the same, priceless! XD
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
Jacobine
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States174 Posts
November 10 2012 19:46 GMT
#22
On November 11 2012 04:17 BigFan wrote:
Great blog! Her flirting with someone else to make you jealous and you doing the same, priceless! XD


Ya, that's another good point for high school guys. If a girl is screwing with your head, go flirt with someone that she hates.
"Resist that inner boner. - Day[9]"
metbull
Profile Joined April 2011
United States404 Posts
November 10 2012 19:55 GMT
#23
Well at least she didn't take you to see Spiderman 3....
I once had a shot at a girl who really liked me. Though after one date I determined I wasn't into her at all. So at the end of the night, when she was expecting a kiss, I lean in and give her a hug. Step back once, twice, then utter the phrase, "That's all you get," like I'm some stupid player. I get back into my car and drive home laughing to myself the entire way.
Jacobine
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States174 Posts
November 10 2012 20:55 GMT
#24
On November 11 2012 04:55 metbull wrote:
Well at least she didn't take you to see Spiderman 3....
I once had a shot at a girl who really liked me. Though after one date I determined I wasn't into her at all. So at the end of the night, when she was expecting a kiss, I lean in and give her a hug. Step back once, twice, then utter the phrase, "That's all you get," like I'm some stupid player. I get back into my car and drive home laughing to myself the entire way.


That is a gem of a quote. I wish I had thought of something half as brilliant. Instead.. I just got the awkward walk back into my house realizing that I really was a huge moron lol.
"Resist that inner boner. - Day[9]"
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
November 10 2012 22:03 GMT
#25
On November 11 2012 03:13 Garnet wrote:
Oh god you did it again... This feels like skipping through the talking part in porns to get to the action.

Show nested quote +
On November 11 2012 00:04 eviltomahawk wrote:
Oh man, I know EXACTLY how you feel.

You see, I was once making out with my then-girlfriend one night, and it was completely obvious that she wanted to have sex. She was dropping hints left and right about how she couldn't believe that she would lose her virginity to me. Finally, after she teased me about how "little eviltomahawk is getting hard," I stopped making out with her and fucking APOLOGIZED. And then I left. FUCK.

I never had an opportunity like that again. I managed to get one more kiss out of her before she broke up with me a month later.

And then I find out that she later dated my friend and had sex with him. And I'm still here with my virginity intact.

I don't believe this. I don't.

It's true.

Also, her family was out grocery shopping, so I wasn't sure about timing. I was unsure if it was too early in the relationship. And finally, I didn't have a condom. I was hoping to be ready the next time, but there was never a next time.
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Topin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Peru10110 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-12 00:24:37
November 12 2012 00:22 GMT
#26
On November 10 2012 12:08 B.I.G. wrote:
O my god you are the biggest idiot ever hahaha.. I also find it adorable that your parents are so actively trying to not cock block you haha


hahaahaha, oh man you made laugh with this lol

On November 11 2012 05:55 Jacobine wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2012 04:55 metbull wrote:
Well at least she didn't take you to see Spiderman 3....
I once had a shot at a girl who really liked me. Though after one date I determined I wasn't into her at all. So at the end of the night, when she was expecting a kiss, I lean in and give her a hug. Step back once, twice, then utter the phrase, "That's all you get," like I'm some stupid player. I get back into my car and drive home laughing to myself the entire way.


That is a gem of a quote. I wish I had thought of something half as brilliant. Instead.. I just got the awkward walk back into my house realizing that I really was a huge moron lol.



hahahaha this is why i love TL

On November 11 2012 00:04 eviltomahawk wrote:
Oh man, I know EXACTLY how you feel.

You see, I was once making out with my then-girlfriend one night, and it was completely obvious that she wanted to have sex. She was dropping hints left and right about how she couldn't believe that she would lose her virginity to me. Finally, after she teased me about how "little eviltomahawk is getting hard," I stopped making out with her and fucking APOLOGIZED. And then I left. FUCK.

I never had an opportunity like that again. I managed to get one more kiss out of her before she broke up with me a month later.

And then I find out that she later dated my friend and had sex with him. And I'm still here with my virginity intact.


no way man, i catn accept that, i cant

btw 5/5 man, always fun to read others disgraces
i would define my style between a mix of ByuN, Maru and MKP
Jacobine
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States174 Posts
November 12 2012 04:50 GMT
#27
On November 10 2012 12:08 B.I.G. wrote:
O my god you are the biggest idiot ever hahaha.. I also find it adorable that your parents are so actively trying to not cock block you haha


Ya I was really surprised that my parents so actively wanted me to get some action especially because their curfew rules screwed me over many many times over the years.
"Resist that inner boner. - Day[9]"
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
November 12 2012 09:34 GMT
#28
On November 12 2012 13:50 Jacobine wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 10 2012 12:08 B.I.G. wrote:
O my god you are the biggest idiot ever hahaha.. I also find it adorable that your parents are so actively trying to not cock block you haha


Ya I was really surprised that my parents so actively wanted me to get some action especially because their curfew rules screwed me over many many times over the years.

My guess would be that they thought of her as a good person(not saying she isn't lol) and wanted you to get together with her. That or someone told them/they noticed that you like her and thought they are doing you a favor by allowing some leniency on your curfew.
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
Suddenly
Profile Joined January 2011
United States181 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-12 23:27:53
November 12 2012 23:25 GMT
#29
Hahahahaha a hug. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU 18 YEAR OLD JACOBINE!" had me laughing hard. I really want to read the next part right now! Keep up the good work.
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
November 13 2012 04:05 GMT
#30
On November 11 2012 04:46 Jacobine wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2012 04:17 BigFan wrote:
Great blog! Her flirting with someone else to make you jealous and you doing the same, priceless! XD


Ya, that's another good point for high school guys. If a girl is screwing with your head, go flirt with someone that she hates.

No, that's a terrible point. If a girl is screwing with you, fucking drop her. Don't lower yourself to the complete level of bullshit that you rage against. Rise above and move on. No one is worth much trouble, to be honest.
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Jacobine
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States174 Posts
November 13 2012 05:05 GMT
#31
On November 13 2012 13:05 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2012 04:46 Jacobine wrote:
On November 11 2012 04:17 BigFan wrote:
Great blog! Her flirting with someone else to make you jealous and you doing the same, priceless! XD


Ya, that's another good point for high school guys. If a girl is screwing with your head, go flirt with someone that she hates.

No, that's a terrible point. If a girl is screwing with you, fucking drop her. Don't lower yourself to the complete level of bullshit that you rage against. Rise above and move on. No one is worth much trouble, to be honest.


It wasn't so much as "get a girl to hang out with you" so much as a big fuck you to the girl, obviously wasn't very clear on my part
"Resist that inner boner. - Day[9]"
bre1010
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
71 Posts
November 13 2012 06:20 GMT
#32
On November 11 2012 00:04 eviltomahawk wrote:
You see, I was once making out with my then-girlfriend one night, and it was completely obvious that she wanted to have sex. She was dropping hints left and right about how she couldn't believe that she would lose her virginity to me. Finally, after she teased me about how "little eviltomahawk is getting hard," I stopped making out with her and fucking APOLOGIZED. And then I left. FUCK.


I read your post before reading your name. And was like, who calls a penis a little evil tomahawk?!
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9036 Posts
November 17 2012 19:28 GMT
#33
One week and no part 4?
Zuxo
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden395 Posts
November 17 2012 21:14 GMT
#34
On November 11 2012 04:55 metbull wrote:
Well at least she didn't take you to see Spiderman 3....
I once had a shot at a girl who really liked me. Though after one date I determined I wasn't into her at all. So at the end of the night, when she was expecting a kiss, I lean in and give her a hug. Step back once, twice, then utter the phrase, "That's all you get," like I'm some stupid player. I get back into my car and drive home laughing to myself the entire way.


Omg I am dying of laughter. Can't breathe... hahaahaah
I'm a mother******* lyrical wordsmith, mother******* genius
Jacobine
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States174 Posts
November 18 2012 05:19 GMT
#35
On November 18 2012 04:28 Garnet wrote:
One week and no part 4?


It'll be Monday or Tuesday because I have my final memo due and am spending a ton of time on that, but it's due Monday so hopefully I can write in then.
"Resist that inner boner. - Day[9]"
FatChunk
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada93 Posts
December 05 2012 16:09 GMT
#36
Hey. Jaco. Where ya been? its been a month since no part 4? hope you're doing good and getting your work done, looking forward to when u get the chance to write.
Jacobine
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States174 Posts
December 06 2012 00:23 GMT
#37
On December 06 2012 01:09 FatChunk wrote:
Hey. Jaco. Where ya been? its been a month since no part 4? hope you're doing good and getting your work done, looking forward to when u get the chance to write.


Law School Finals are taking up too much time. I am done next week w/ them and will probably post a week from friday or so. I've been spending 14+ hours a day for the last few weeks studying... so this hasn't been the highest of priorities. Hopefully it pays off lol.
"Resist that inner boner. - Day[9]"
droken
Profile Joined January 2012
Sweden126 Posts
December 06 2012 11:12 GMT
#38
On November 11 2012 00:04 eviltomahawk wrote:
Oh man, I know EXACTLY how you feel.

You see, I was once making out with my then-girlfriend one night, and it was completely obvious that she wanted to have sex. She was dropping hints left and right about how she couldn't believe that she would lose her virginity to me. Finally, after she teased me about how "little eviltomahawk is getting hard," I stopped making out with her and fucking APOLOGIZED. And then I left. FUCK.

I never had an opportunity like that again. I managed to get one more kiss out of her before she broke up with me a month later.

And then I find out that she later dated my friend and had sex with him. And I'm still here with my virginity intact.


"little eviltomahawk" made me lose it. I'm rolling around on the floor. God I love TL.

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