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Why you shouldn't qq about girls

Blogs > Shady Sands
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Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-09 10:29:16
October 09 2012 09:12 GMT
#1
Girls are really easy to understand.

[image loading]
That pink arrow is waking up with the girlfriend who will do your laundry and falling asleep with the aspiring girlfriend makes you tiramisu every you visit. The blue arrow is getting friend-zoned ten times by the same girl over a period of six years.


So instead of qqing about le femme, just learn the hustle instead

E: I'm not saying there aren't good girls out there. I'm saying, spending time looking for them is how people get hurt.

But if you can find that girl who likes you when you have nothing, then that means you've found the one who you can trust when you have everything.

Just don't qq when it doesn't happen because chances are it won't

**
Что?
TOCHMY
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden1692 Posts
October 09 2012 09:20 GMT
#2
I'm so confused my brain hurts : (
Yoona <3 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Look! It's Totoro! ☉.☉☂
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
October 09 2012 09:23 GMT
#3
On October 09 2012 18:20 TOCHMY wrote:
I'm so confused my brain hurts : (


How about

Money + Respectability = More sex and less angst regarding women?
Что?
Ahzz
Profile Joined May 2007
Finland780 Posts
October 09 2012 09:24 GMT
#4
Please teach me more about life. The depth of your wisdom cannot be matched even by the deepest of well's!
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
October 09 2012 09:24 GMT
#5
I agree with your sentiment but not with your facts. The reasons governing female attraction extend far beyond a mere two axis chart.
Legalize drugs and murder.
Vod.kaholic
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1052 Posts
October 09 2012 09:27 GMT
#6
I like how many meta-responses and thoughts can go on during a single night with regard to girl blogs. It's a goddamn epidemic...but an entertaining one.
._. \: |: /: .-. :\ :| :/ ._. They see me rolling...
TOCHMY
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden1692 Posts
October 09 2012 09:29 GMT
#7
On October 09 2012 18:23 Shady Sands wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 09 2012 18:20 TOCHMY wrote:
I'm so confused my brain hurts : (


How about

Money + Respectability = More sex and less angst regarding women?

That explains it. Reading graphs has never been one of my stronger abilities.
Yoona <3 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Look! It's Totoro! ☉.☉☂
Recognizable
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Netherlands1552 Posts
October 09 2012 09:37 GMT
#8
On October 09 2012 18:29 TOCHMY wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 09 2012 18:23 Shady Sands wrote:
On October 09 2012 18:20 TOCHMY wrote:
I'm so confused my brain hurts : (


How about

Money + Respectability = More sex and less angst regarding women?

That explains it. Reading graphs has never been one of my stronger abilities.


No, I can see why you were confused. The information on the graph just doesn't make any sense.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
October 09 2012 09:57 GMT
#9
On October 09 2012 18:37 Recognizable wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 09 2012 18:29 TOCHMY wrote:
On October 09 2012 18:23 Shady Sands wrote:
On October 09 2012 18:20 TOCHMY wrote:
I'm so confused my brain hurts : (


How about

Money + Respectability = More sex and less angst regarding women?

That explains it. Reading graphs has never been one of my stronger abilities.


No, I can see why you were confused. The information on the graph just doesn't make any sense.

What doesn't make sense?
Что?
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
October 09 2012 09:59 GMT
#10
is the non-equivalent placement of the red and blue arrows intentional? ie. is money more important than respectability when it comes to laying women?
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vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
October 09 2012 10:00 GMT
#11
Hahahaha

Fucking whores

I hate humanity (men too)
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
October 09 2012 10:10 GMT
#12
On October 09 2012 18:59 phosphorylation wrote:
is the non-equivalent placement of the red and blue arrows intentional? ie. is money more important than respectability when it comes to laying women?

no, it's not intentional

ofc diff girls respond to diff incentives

the poorer the girl, the more likely she wants money

the richer the girl, the more likely she wants respectability

if she has everything she could ever want... good luck (you'll need it)

but honestly, finding women is just about filling a need, that's it.

you gotta think of yourself as a provider... but not only that, as a provider who has the choice and not the obligation to provide--someone who isn't emotionally bound to be there but can provide huge amounts of stuff when he is. that's how to snag them
Что?
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-09 10:19:01
October 09 2012 10:13 GMT
#13
btw, I learned this lesson when I watched 蜗居, this Chinese TV drama, and my gf at the time hugged me tight and said "你是我的宋思明" (you are my Song Siming, a character from the show).

Internally, I was sympathizing a lot more with the happy go lucky kid Xiaobei, but when she said that, that's when the lightbulb went off and I realized the simplest way to get a girl to like you is to go to China and "serve the people"

EDIT: proof

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-10-02/in-china-mistresses-and-corruption-go-hand-in-hand.html

The stories abound: from the corrupt official in Fujian who, in 2002, held the first (and only) annual competition to judge which of his 22 mistresses was most pleasing, to Liu Zhijun, the former railway minister deposed in 2011 for allegedly embezzling the equivalent of millions of dollars -- and maintaining a relatively modest 18 mistresses.


This is just the same in the States... the number of college girls I knew who went out on paid dinners with older guys for 500$ a pop... the number of guys who can fool around with anyone so long as they keep paying their wife's American Express Black Card...
Что?
Tommie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
China658 Posts
October 09 2012 10:16 GMT
#14
This is so true. Money and respect are everything in this world.
Being a ho doesn't automatically make you "immoral" or a bad person, but it does make you a ho.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15365 Posts
October 09 2012 10:32 GMT
#15
On October 09 2012 19:16 Tommie wrote:
This is so true. Money and respect are everything in this world.

I like how you match your signature to your posting. Good job!
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kusto
Profile Joined November 2010
Russian Federation823 Posts
October 09 2012 10:41 GMT
#16
I can simplify it even more: Confidence bordering on arrogance. That's it.
the game is the game
Cuddle
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden1345 Posts
October 09 2012 10:43 GMT
#17
There's just too many assumptions about both males and females (and their stereotypes) here that I don't even know if this was done in satire or if you're serious. I'm confused.
Grend
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1600 Posts
October 09 2012 11:06 GMT
#18
I think Shady is on to something.
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Eiii
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2566 Posts
October 09 2012 11:23 GMT
#19
Is this the end of girl blogs? Has the Girl Problem been solved?
:3
Integra
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden5626 Posts
October 09 2012 11:27 GMT
#20
Thought of this as a joke until I saw the "high official in china" data point. Now i will forever and ever consider this as the truth!
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