EPTWHY FOREIGNERS ARE BETTER THAN KOREANS!
TL it's obvious why foreigners are better than Koreans, but I'm going to lay it out for you.
- Nicknames are more better-er
- Artosis is Arbrosis
- FUCK YEAH WHITE-RA
OUR NICKNAMES ARE LIKE THE BOSSESTER
Here is a quick sample of foreigner names and Korean names
Foreigners
- HuK + Show Spoiler +
![[image loading]](http://kpopchan.com/v/src/129906004346.gif)
- Artosis + Show Spoiler +
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/iO0Ys.gif)
- White-Ra + Show Spoiler +
![[image loading]](http://i53.tinypic.com/2mq50uv.gif)
Koreans
- Taeja
- MVP
- TheSTC
HuK
Look at these names, its obvious that this gives the foreigners an outright advantage! Seriously just wtf is a
HuK? You see that creativity, that creativity makes IdrA rage quit out of MLG gamesDO YOU SEE THAT SHIT, THAT SHIT IS GOOD SHIT! Even more so that that, this man has Top 3 Control. Seriously, his control is so good that even Idra admits it!
![[image loading]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m399eliIgI1r6j1muo1_500.jpg)
Hell, even Silversky made a banner saying it + Show Spoiler +
![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/SilverskY/Top3ControlBanner.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://www.gosugamers.net/warcraft/images/people/chrishukloranger_480.jpg)
Look at that man, move over NaDa 
Seriously, he makes good
![[image loading]](http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/9977/liquidhuktrollwink.gif)
Even with all of his dashing manliness, creativity and OUTRAGEOUS name choice, HuK still says E-Sports isn't too corporate. What a total boss, how can Koreans keep up with him?
Artosis
Seriously it has to be Tasteless for anyone not to think that this name is the absolute shit. It shows the creativity of someone who constantly builds way too few Pylons.
How the hell couldn't you see the pure unadulterated genius of this name,
Artosis, its like an artesian well and osmosis all in fucking one. He even created the means for a new form of art. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/NwL9K.png)
WHATS THE SCOUTER SAY VEGETA? IT'S OVER 1 PYLON!
How can you beat that? Trick question, you can't MWUHAHAHAH. I can't think of a single instance of anyone being able to overcome the power that is artosis, just look at his manly, manly laugh!.
oblig: ![[image loading]](http://t.qkme.me/3ogi51.jpg)
Whats more, Artosis is the handsomest nerd to ever walk the planet, seriously, its scientifically proven.
![[image loading]](http://www.askcorran.com/artosis.gif)
None of us could possibly want more than a day in the Life of Artosis, what a BOSS.
White-Ra
His name says it all, the grandady toss. Creativity level, Expert. Look at
White-Ra he oozes Special Tactics. He is the Che of our generation of creative nickname fighters.![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/w3A1T.png)
It's a never ending war between the forces of Duckload and Korea. But what are Special Tactics you ask? Lets let Incontrol explain. How can anyone beat that? Thats right, you can't! White-Ra is such a fucking nerd baller, seriously I see jesus in him.
![[image loading]](http://i55.tinypic.com/20s6a88.png)
Grandaddy toss is so Christ-like, I'm surprised he doesn't have a church yet. Seriously, Fuck Obama, White-Ra for POTUS 2013, I even have his propaganda ready.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/6d35j.jpg)
Hell White-Ra's been doing this since before it was cool, Hipster Jaedong has nothing on White-Ra
![[image loading]](http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c0.0.393.393/p403x403/556616_484603944897491_1725498756_n.jpg)
the koreans
Taeja is pretty ok, his results lately have been kind of lackluster. Besides, his best thread is just a copy of another meh
player's thread
MVP wins GSLs, yawn. Maybe if he made more art he could be the best player in the world for a large amount of time, spanning most of SCII's existence. With that said MVP's stuggles can only lead to him saying Protoss
at night.TheSTC's own name is the least original thing ever. It means Starcraft, the only thing that makes him even relavent now is the fact that he plays on a foreign team that used to have Top 3 Control himself on it
.Thanks TL, this took a bit to write lol.
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