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jax1492
Profile Joined November 2009
United States1632 Posts
September 09 2012 17:08 GMT
#21
this is hilarious lmao
PiGStarcraft
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Australia999 Posts
September 09 2012 17:37 GMT
#22
Dem lesbians. Half want to be in ya pants and the other half are sworn to stop it happening. Standard.
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Tamburlaine
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada288 Posts
September 09 2012 17:42 GMT
#23
And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling lesbians!
I like things.
fire_brand
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada1123 Posts
September 09 2012 18:21 GMT
#24
Sounds like they had good reason to keep you from any of the girls at the party.
Random player, pixel enthusiast, crappy illustrator, offlane/support
iRemNanT
Profile Joined March 2009
United States51 Posts
September 09 2012 23:13 GMT
#25
On September 10 2012 02:42 Tamburlaine wrote:
And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling lesbians!

Spit out some of my mountain dew, thanks you jerk! :p
LoL: RemNanT8 HoN: RemNanT
corpuscle
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States1967 Posts
September 10 2012 01:16 GMT
#26
On September 10 2012 02:42 Tamburlaine wrote:
And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling lesbians!


10/5
From the void I am born into wave and particle
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32154 Posts
September 14 2012 14:03 GMT
#27
On September 09 2012 22:28 vGl-CoW wrote:
*tries to say hello to cute girl winking in corner* *a defensive row of lesbian guards instantly blocks my path*

*attempts to turn around to talk to my buddy* *blocky lesbians cross their arms and sternly shake their heads at me*

*makes way to bathroom to have a pee* *lesbian guards on either side of doorway cross their lances to deny me access*

*tries to back up a bit* *immediately feel spears of lesbian guards pricking me in the back*

*collapses in fetal position, peeing myself, beset at all sides by phalanx of lesbian guards* aughhhhh


a phalanx of lesbian guards is the best mental image
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bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
September 14 2012 15:44 GMT
#28
On September 10 2012 02:42 Tamburlaine wrote:
And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling lesbians!

Thread redeemed!
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
September 14 2012 16:21 GMT
#29
Holy fuck, I can't believe I didn't know about this subforum for the first 3 years of my time here. With stories like this and StateofReverie's I missed out on so much entertainment haha.
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
Peanutbutter717
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States240 Posts
September 14 2012 17:56 GMT
#30
If she blinks she wants the D.
Marine -> masters
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
September 14 2012 18:31 GMT
#31
Her boyfriend is with her, and I don't like being a homewrecker. I still gaver her my number, anyhow.

I lol'd
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
EffervescentAureola
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States410 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-14 19:58:42
September 14 2012 19:56 GMT
#32
I liked the part where you were talking about the black lesbian chick with the cute face that plays skyrim.
And the fact that you thought she was from the hood, when she might live in an upper middle class household in the suburbs.
Ah stereotypes.
Aterons_toss
Profile Joined February 2011
Romania1275 Posts
September 14 2012 20:34 GMT
#33
Lesbian, always the lesbian guard
Also the economic crisi, the president and ( as previously mentioned ) the Canadians fault.
Thos are clearly the reasons you didn't get laid, yeap, as obvious as the light of day.
A good strategy means leaving your opponent room to make mistakes
GnarlyArbitrage
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
575 Posts
September 14 2012 21:03 GMT
#34
On September 15 2012 04:56 EffervescentAureola wrote:
I liked the part where you were talking about the black lesbian chick with the cute face that plays skyrim.
And the fact that you thought she was from the hood, when she might live in an upper middle class household in the suburbs.
Ah stereotypes.



I was drunk while typing that up, so I didn't realize I didn't type up that she had a skyrim bible that I was reading out of. Then again, in the game, you can go around robbing people, right?

But I guess if you guys fuck lesbians all the time, why not share your secrets? How do you prevent a lesbian from stealing your kill? Should I consult with Obama, who didn't actually fuck up the economy?

Then again, I care.
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
September 14 2012 21:40 GMT
#35
if you're being cockblocked by lesbians, then turn the game around. start picking up guys, and cockblock (twat swat) the girls right back. that oughta show em.

and it's win-win. even if it doesn't go perfectly and you don't get your first black chick, you might just get your first black guy.
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