EPTLesbians, I swear - Page 2
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jax1492
United States1632 Posts
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PiGStarcraft
Australia999 Posts
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Tamburlaine
Canada288 Posts
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fire_brand
Canada1123 Posts
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iRemNanT
United States51 Posts
On September 10 2012 02:42 Tamburlaine wrote: And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling lesbians! Spit out some of my mountain dew, thanks you jerk! :p | ||
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corpuscle
United States1967 Posts
On September 10 2012 02:42 Tamburlaine wrote: And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling lesbians! 10/5 | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32130 Posts
On September 09 2012 22:28 vGl-CoW wrote: *tries to say hello to cute girl winking in corner* *a defensive row of lesbian guards instantly blocks my path* *attempts to turn around to talk to my buddy* *blocky lesbians cross their arms and sternly shake their heads at me* *makes way to bathroom to have a pee* *lesbian guards on either side of doorway cross their lances to deny me access* *tries to back up a bit* *immediately feel spears of lesbian guards pricking me in the back* *collapses in fetal position, peeing myself, beset at all sides by phalanx of lesbian guards* aughhhhh a phalanx of lesbian guards is the best mental image | ||
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bonifaceviii
Canada2890 Posts
On September 10 2012 02:42 Tamburlaine wrote: And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling lesbians! Thread redeemed! | ||
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WarSame
Canada1950 Posts
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Peanutbutter717
United States240 Posts
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PassiveAce
United States18076 Posts
Her boyfriend is with her, and I don't like being a homewrecker. I still gaver her my number, anyhow. I lol'd | ||
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EffervescentAureola
United States410 Posts
And the fact that you thought she was from the hood, when she might live in an upper middle class household in the suburbs. Ah stereotypes. | ||
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Aterons_toss
Romania1275 Posts
Also the economic crisi, the president and ( as previously mentioned ) the Canadians fault. Thos are clearly the reasons you didn't get laid, yeap, as obvious as the light of day. | ||
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GnarlyArbitrage
575 Posts
On September 15 2012 04:56 EffervescentAureola wrote: I liked the part where you were talking about the black lesbian chick with the cute face that plays skyrim. And the fact that you thought she was from the hood, when she might live in an upper middle class household in the suburbs. Ah stereotypes. I was drunk while typing that up, so I didn't realize I didn't type up that she had a skyrim bible that I was reading out of. Then again, in the game, you can go around robbing people, right? But I guess if you guys fuck lesbians all the time, why not share your secrets? How do you prevent a lesbian from stealing your kill? Should I consult with Obama, who didn't actually fuck up the economy? Then again, I care. | ||
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starfries
Canada3508 Posts
and it's win-win. even if it doesn't go perfectly and you don't get your first black chick, you might just get your first black guy. | ||
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