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Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 10:16:38
July 21 2012 10:16 GMT
#1
So tonight was straight up awesome. Went to Farrell's Ice Cream and Mountasia tonight for my little cousin's birthday and I've been here like 3/4 times and have seen this really hot waitress every time and we smile at each other and shit but I never do anything. Anyways, I see her walking out as we walk in and smiles exchanged but I'm like damn... guess she's off work. Nope not off work just on break b/c I see her walk back in once we're seated.

Little side info on this place, every waitress there is hot. It's unreal considering it's attached to mountasia which is a little kid arcade/gokart/minigolf place but whatevs. Back to story.

So I'm like sweet today's the day dude, we're going for it (been working out since I first went to Farrell's and I think it shows). My waitress who I end up with is not her, but still insanely hot so it's hard to be bummed. So dinner is going great and my waitress is flashing me these out of this world smiles and making little tid bits of small talk with me so I'm like maybe you're just horny... chill the fuck out. So they come do the drums and shit for little dude's birthday and then we get ice cream and I think I make the dumbest mistake ever in my history of interaction with women.... I write on the back of the receipt "Thought you were cute XXX-XXX-XXXX".

Immediately after leaving the table I'm thinking to myself.... CUTE??!?! Of all the words you pick cute? I'm fuckin' 22 and cute is the go to. Sighhhhhh.......... To compound this mistake I now have to play with my cousin in the arcade (they had a marvel machine and it was 13 bucks for 2 hours unlimited... are you fucking kidding me WHERE YOU AT!!! needless to say little guy got creamed nonstop by me. no biggie) So anyways, we derp around in the arcade then go do minigolf and bumper cars then some more arcade until the place closes at 11 (announced by all the lights turning on apparently since everyone just left the place and I was standing there like wtf?)

That's when I realize I haven't had my phone on me this whole time........... SHIT! Get back to car, little dude is giving me shit b/c he turned 12 today and knows all about women or some shit and I have 3 missed calls from a private number so I'm like no.... NONONONONO! Decision time. I never check voicemails. I have a million of the fuckin things. WORTH IT. I sift through like 10 voicemails and finally hear her voice!

"Hey this is Allie sorry I called you so many times I accidentally hung up my number is XXX-XXX-XXXX give me a call back!"

Fuck. Yes.

Edit: TL;DR: That shit actually works.

****
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
BreakfastBurrito
Profile Joined November 2011
United States893 Posts
July 21 2012 10:27 GMT
#2
Good job man

I'm with you on the voicemails too, so annoying -_-
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Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 10:36:04
July 21 2012 10:30 GMT
#3
Gratz..

So there used to be a Mountasia just north of Atlanta when I was a kid. It was condemned or something I don't remember the details but definitely for the first thirty seconds I was thinking "the fuck mountasia still exists!?"

Anyway cool story.
Editing this in, sorry I think I've been ruined by girl blogs so I'm taking away from your good day. Cheers man. Remember to be cool and don't overdo it. She thinks you're cute but you still have to be a charming motherfucker
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
July 21 2012 10:33 GMT
#4
On July 21 2012 19:30 Probe1 wrote:
Gratz..

So there used to be a Mountasia just north of Atlanta when I was a kid. It was condemned or something I don't remember the details but definitely for the first thirty seconds I was thinking "the fuck mountasia still exists!?"

Anyway cool story.


Gogo SoCal
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
July 21 2012 10:46 GMT
#5
On July 21 2012 19:30 Probe1 wrote:
Gratz..

So there used to be a Mountasia just north of Atlanta when I was a kid. It was condemned or something I don't remember the details but definitely for the first thirty seconds I was thinking "the fuck mountasia still exists!?"

Anyway cool story.
Editing this in, sorry I think I've been ruined by girl blogs so I'm taking away from your good day. Cheers man. Remember to be cool and don't overdo it. She thinks you're cute but you still have to be a charming motherfucker


Note my sig, it's referencing TL lol
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
tests
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States160 Posts
July 21 2012 11:22 GMT
#6
Nice bro.

Looking to actually start a relationship, or one-night stand?
Time is money my friend.
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
July 21 2012 14:45 GMT
#7
I am a waiter and I have often fantasized about someone leaving their number for me. Sadly this has yet to happen.
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
July 21 2012 15:27 GMT
#8
Best thing about being married. I haven't had to check my voicemail in years. I just call back or ignore any number I don't recognize.
GhostOwl
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
766 Posts
July 21 2012 15:29 GMT
#9
get with her and then post your success story along with her pic on TL. win-win
Xova
Profile Joined November 2010
United States342 Posts
July 21 2012 16:00 GMT
#10
On July 21 2012 20:22 tests wrote:
Nice bro.

Looking to actually start a relationship, or one-night stand?


Waiter here, I had 2 tables late at night since I was closing one was 3 cute girls in a booth, and other was 2 fat chicks sitting at a table. They all leave at the same time and my manager gathers all my checks off the tables so I can do my outs. Well to my surprise there was a number on the back of one of the checks, I'm like fuck yeah! I didnt even think to look at the table number, and when I did I was highly dissapointed. It was one of the big girls numbers...I guess that wouldnt be a problem, but im 5'8" and 120 pounds so it doesnt really work.
If you're a Starcraft fan, you're an Lim Yo Hwan fan.
eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
July 21 2012 16:48 GMT
#11
On July 22 2012 01:00 Xova wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2012 20:22 tests wrote:
Nice bro.

Looking to actually start a relationship, or one-night stand?


Waiter here, I had 2 tables late at night since I was closing one was 3 cute girls in a booth, and other was 2 fat chicks sitting at a table. They all leave at the same time and my manager gathers all my checks off the tables so I can do my outs. Well to my surprise there was a number on the back of one of the checks, I'm like fuck yeah! I didnt even think to look at the table number, and when I did I was highly dissapointed. It was one of the big girls numbers...I guess that wouldnt be a problem, but im 5'8" and 120 pounds so it doesnt really work.


Big girls need lovin too man! Unless she has a hideous face, I'd go for it. At the end of the day its just another experience for you to have!
Black[CAT]
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Malaysia2589 Posts
July 21 2012 18:33 GMT
#12
Hmm, I should try this. I thought that this method has already been outdated.
You mean ESPORTS isnt a synonym for SC2? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -Proud owner of a Filco Majestouch 2 with Cherry Blue Switches- BW or SC2? Why not both?
Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
July 21 2012 18:51 GMT
#13
On July 22 2012 01:48 eXigent. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2012 01:00 Xova wrote:
On July 21 2012 20:22 tests wrote:
Nice bro.

Looking to actually start a relationship, or one-night stand?


Waiter here, I had 2 tables late at night since I was closing one was 3 cute girls in a booth, and other was 2 fat chicks sitting at a table. They all leave at the same time and my manager gathers all my checks off the tables so I can do my outs. Well to my surprise there was a number on the back of one of the checks, I'm like fuck yeah! I didnt even think to look at the table number, and when I did I was highly dissapointed. It was one of the big girls numbers...I guess that wouldnt be a problem, but im 5'8" and 120 pounds so it doesnt really work.


Big girls need lovin too man! Unless she has a hideous face, I'd go for it. At the end of the day its just another experience for you to have!


lol I'd rather go without than with a fatty. But that's personal preference I suppose.
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 19:44:47
July 21 2012 19:42 GMT
#14
On July 22 2012 03:33 Black[CAT] wrote:
Hmm, I should try this. I thought that this method has already been outdated.


You and me both

On July 21 2012 20:22 tests wrote:
Nice bro.

Looking to actually start a relationship, or one-night stand?


Don't really know. Don't know her yet. If she's a bitch probably one night stand but she seemed awful nice so if something develops out of this I'm game. I'm certainly not trying to fuck on the first date (though I don't have the willpower to say no if she's down lol)

On July 22 2012 00:29 GhostOwl wrote:
get with her and then post your success story along with her pic on TL. win-win


lol
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22415 Posts
July 21 2012 21:16 GMT
#15
Just don't tell her you fakeclaimed afterwards.

Nice win there.
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
July 21 2012 23:01 GMT
#16
On July 22 2012 06:16 Vivax wrote:
Just don't tell her you fakeclaimed afterwards.

Nice win there.


Hehehe... it was a good day all around Don't forget that you won, too! (With absolutely no help from me T_T)
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 22 2012 01:52 GMT
#17
5/5 for success :D
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Entropic
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2837 Posts
July 22 2012 02:34 GMT
#18
Is it bad that I after reading that I mainly thought of dat der marvel???

anyways, you done good, hope it turns out great.
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
July 22 2012 06:23 GMT
#19
Update: Date for tomorrow night to see TDKR after dinner at a classy joint (Olive Garden... don't judge me)

BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
July 22 2012 06:38 GMT
#20
Good on you for putting yourself out there.

LOL. Can't count how many times my friends/family asked "did you get my voicemail?" Nope. What was it about?
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
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