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Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-26 17:39:01
July 12 2012 07:54 GMT
#1


**
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FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10330 Posts
July 12 2012 08:03 GMT
#2
All of the above.

Same problem with me right now actually
Writer#1 KT and FlaSh Fanboy || Woo Jung Ho Never Forget || Teamliquid Political Decision Desk
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Latrommi
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States222 Posts
July 12 2012 08:06 GMT
#3
Insert long blocks of text explaining how OP needs to man up by

a) growing some balls
b) growing some balls
c) growing some balls
Possibly the best thread ever http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=232912&currentpage=All
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
July 12 2012 08:12 GMT
#4
On July 12 2012 17:06 Latrommi wrote:
Insert long blocks of text explaining how OP needs to man up by

a) growing some balls
b) growing some balls
c) growing some balls


Yeah... but growing balls can be a little hard at first. Do you think I should grow some balls first, then slowly ease into growing some balls?
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JerKy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Korea (South)3013 Posts
July 12 2012 08:15 GMT
#5
I always say this in girl blogs: Confidence and swagger go a long way

Just be yourself, have a bit of fun, and hey at the end of the day if the girl doesnt like you for who you are, youre better off without her anyway

You seem to know the proper course of action (man up), so gluck to you sir
You can type "StarCraft" with just your left hand.
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
July 12 2012 08:32 GMT
#6
THIS IS SO SOUL CURSHING BUT IF I GET CLOSURE I WONT FEEL INCLINED TO DO ANYTHING. SO META RIGHT
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sluggaslamoo
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Australia4494 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-12 08:36:30
July 12 2012 08:35 GMT
#7
Insert "pro" advice like how you should just

a) touch her inappropriately
b) touch her inappropriately
b) touch her inappropriately

that will most likely get you a restraining order.
Come play Android Netrunner - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=409008
peidongyang
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada2084 Posts
July 12 2012 08:35 GMT
#8
Whatever you do please do not use date-rape drugs.

A little alcohol always helps. Just in strict moderation.
the throws never bothered me anyway
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
July 12 2012 08:37 GMT
#9
On July 12 2012 17:35 sluggaslamoo wrote:
Insert "pro" advice like how you should just

a) touch her inappropriately
b) touch her inappropriately
b) touch her inappropriately

that will most likely get you a restraining order.


DO U MEAN TOUCH HER ON THE AREOLA?
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JellowLight
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
60 Posts
July 12 2012 08:45 GMT
#10
So, you are making fun of girl blogs while you have written like half of them on these forums?
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-12 08:47:42
July 12 2012 08:47 GMT
#11
Another one of these "meta" blogs? sigh.

1/5 for misleading.

EDIT: Also, what the guy above me said.
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
July 12 2012 08:50 GMT
#12
Half? Anyway, the title realy isn't that misleading
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Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
July 12 2012 08:55 GMT
#13
Find her and just ask her out. DO IT. ^^
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
July 12 2012 09:12 GMT
#14
3/5, could have been done better but nice effort.

Best meta blog will always be quirky title, nothing has ever come close.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Lightwip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5497 Posts
July 12 2012 09:14 GMT
#15
You're in the friend zone, you should give up because you will always be inadequate. Don't even try.
If you are not Bisu, chances are I hate you.
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
July 12 2012 09:20 GMT
#16
On July 12 2012 16:54 Azera wrote:
I'LL BET OPTICALSHOT IS HELLA DISAPPOINTED


He's not the only one
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
nihoh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia978 Posts
July 12 2012 10:31 GMT
#17
I come to TL exclusively for G.Bs. Why are you ruining them for me?
Dont look at the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
July 12 2012 10:45 GMT
#18
On July 12 2012 19:31 nihoh wrote:
I come to TL exclusively for G.Bs. Why are you ruining them for me?


At least you can look forward to Blazinghand's upcoming girl blog. Sorry, won't disappoint next time.
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
July 12 2012 11:00 GMT
#19
shit lol I didn't even realise this was a meta blog. I thought all the talk of meta blog was just a front for Azera's emotional weakness and vulnerability. I guess I wouldn't have put it past the average TL netizen to make a genuine girl blog as random as this haha.
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
July 12 2012 11:05 GMT
#20
On July 12 2012 20:00 sc4k wrote:
shit lol I didn't even realise this was a meta blog. I thought all the talk of meta blog was just a front for Azera's emotional weakness and vulnerability. I guess I wouldn't have put it past the average TL netizen to make a genuine girl blog as random as this haha.


It kinda is, actually
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
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