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dGHaiL
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States177 Posts
July 01 2012 08:52 GMT
#21
On July 01 2012 17:49 Azera wrote:
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On July 01 2012 17:46 dGHaiL wrote:
My dad found out my girlfriend and I were having sex the summer following my graduation from high school.

He woke me up on a Saturday, and told me he found the dog chewing on a used condom in the middle of our family room.

He said thankfully my mother wasn't there, or she would have skinned me alive. Personally, he was thankful we were at least being safe.

Apparently, the dog had dug through my trash, and torn the condom out of a bunch of toilet paper I had wrapped it in.

Your dad will forget about this quickly. I've been there before, my friend.


Your dog swallowed.


If you're looking for a host family to visit the states, you could stay with us.

Meet my dog, she's very friendly. Lots of kisses.
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
July 01 2012 09:00 GMT
#22
On July 01 2012 17:52 dGHaiL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2012 17:49 Azera wrote:
On July 01 2012 17:46 dGHaiL wrote:
My dad found out my girlfriend and I were having sex the summer following my graduation from high school.

He woke me up on a Saturday, and told me he found the dog chewing on a used condom in the middle of our family room.

He said thankfully my mother wasn't there, or she would have skinned me alive. Personally, he was thankful we were at least being safe.

Apparently, the dog had dug through my trash, and torn the condom out of a bunch of toilet paper I had wrapped it in.

Your dad will forget about this quickly. I've been there before, my friend.


Your dog swallowed.


If you're looking for a host family to visit the states, you could stay with us.

Meet my dog, she's very friendly. Lots of kisses.


Ah, that will be a long time more :D
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
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