• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 11:05
CET 16:05
KST 00:05
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt1: New Chaos0Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - Presented by Monster Energy5ByuL: The Forgotten Master of ZvT30Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book19Clem wins HomeStory Cup 289
Community News
Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool34Weekly Cups (March 9-15): herO, Clem, ByuN win42026 KungFu Cup Announcement6BGE Stara Zagora 2026 cancelled12Blizzard Classic Cup - Tastosis announced as captains18
StarCraft 2
General
Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool Potential Updates Coming to the SC2 CN Server Weekly Cups (March 2-8): ByuN overcomes PvT block Weekly Cups (August 25-31): Clem's Last Straw? Weekly Cups (March 9-15): herO, Clem, ByuN win
Tourneys
World University TeamLeague (500$+) | Signups Open RSL Season 4 announced for March-April Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament WardiTV Team League Season 10 KSL Week 87
Strategy
Custom Maps
Publishing has been re-enabled! [Feb 24th 2026]
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 517 Distant Threat Mutation # 516 Specter of Death Mutation # 515 Together Forever
Brood War
General
JaeDong's form before ASL [ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt1: New Chaos ASL21 General Discussion BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Gypsy to Korea
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL22] Open Qualifiers & Ladder Tours Small VOD Thread 2.0 IPSL Spring 2026 is here!
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Soma's 9 hatch build from ASL Game 2 Fighting Spirit mining rates
Other Games
General Games
General RTS Discussion Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Path of Exile Dawn of War IV
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion The Story of Wings Gaming
League of Legends
G2 just beat GenG in First stand
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Five o'clock TL Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas Vanilla Mini Mafia TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
YouTube Thread US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Canadian Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books [Manga] One Piece
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Cricket [SPORT] Formula 1 Discussion Tokyo Olympics 2021 Thread General nutrition recommendations
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Laptop capable of using Photoshop Lightroom?
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Money Laundering In Video Ga…
TrAiDoS
Iranian anarchists: organize…
XenOsky
FS++
Kraekkling
Shocked by a laser…
Spydermine0240
Unintentional protectionism…
Uldridge
ASL S21 English Commentary…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 2120 users

Checking out a hot piece of ass just saved my life

Blogs > Nydus Wurm
Post a Reply
Normal
Nydus Wurm
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States42 Posts
May 29 2012 20:12 GMT
#1
So, I'm working from home for the time being (page layout/consulting) and I stepped out to buy some beer. On my way home, this hot Asian girl was walking next to me, but I was walking a little faster, so she wound up behind me. When I crossed the street to get to my place, I decided to take one more look at her by taking longer than I needed to check the traffic. Never did I realize that this would change my life forever. You see, had I not looked that way for the extra time, I wouldn't have seen the (drunk?) idiot come flying down the street between the two cars in the normal lanes. Given that a big truck was blocking my view, I had no way of seeing this guy until the last minute. Had I not been looking at this beautiful woman, I would have already been crossing the street when this moron came through. No way he would have been able to stop on time. So, basically, I'm saying this: guys, check out those hot babes, it might just save your life someday.

****
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
May 29 2012 20:18 GMT
#2
It wasn't your time yet.
Greed leads to just about all losses.
Heh_
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Singapore2712 Posts
May 29 2012 20:18 GMT
#3
Wow. Never knew ogling could be such a life-changing event.
=Þ
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
May 29 2012 20:19 GMT
#4
but I've walked into quite a few things, because I was staring at a girl's ass.... >.<
liftlift > tsm
LucidityDark
Profile Joined October 2011
United Kingdom139 Posts
May 29 2012 20:24 GMT
#5
On May 30 2012 05:19 wei2coolman wrote:
but I've walked into quite a few things, because I was staring at a girl's ass.... >.<


Yes, but you haven't walked into a speeding car yet. I would follow the OP's advice
JerKy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Korea (South)3013 Posts
May 29 2012 20:33 GMT
#6
On May 30 2012 05:24 LucidityDark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 30 2012 05:19 wei2coolman wrote:
but I've walked into quite a few things, because I was staring at a girl's ass.... >.<


Yes, but you haven't walked into a speeding car yet. I would follow the OP's advice

I lol'd

I guess avoiding getting hit by a car is definitely worth risking receiving a good slap/kick from an offended young lady
You can type "StarCraft" with just your left hand.
Recognizable
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Netherlands1552 Posts
May 29 2012 20:38 GMT
#7
Yeah, or maybe, because of checking out that hot girl you won't pay attention to the road when crossing and die.
RubiksCube
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Germany259 Posts
May 29 2012 20:39 GMT
#8
You should've thanked her and told her, would've totally gotten you laid.
bre1010
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
71 Posts
May 29 2012 20:52 GMT
#9
If I ever get caught checking out a girl, I will refer her to this blog
Knap4life
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Slovenia333 Posts
May 29 2012 20:59 GMT
#10
Hot asian angels saving lifes.
jpak
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States5045 Posts
May 29 2012 21:02 GMT
#11
All I can say is...

DAT ASS!!
CJ Entusman #50! #1 클템 fan TL!
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
May 29 2012 21:04 GMT
#12
Did you then use it as a pickup line? If not I am giving you one star.
Omnipresent
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States871 Posts
May 29 2012 21:09 GMT
#13
Stopping to look at a beautiful woman might save your life. On the other hand...

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
Antylamon
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1981 Posts
May 29 2012 21:16 GMT
#14
On May 30 2012 06:09 Omnipresent wrote:
Stopping to look at a beautiful woman might save your life. On the other hand...

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

LMFAO

Anywho, I think it could go either way. OP just happened to get lucky and did the right one.
LaSt)ChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States2179 Posts
May 29 2012 21:31 GMT
#15
"hi, you just saved my life... seriously, i stopped to check you out and it saved me from getting ran over by a drunk driver.. can i buy you dinner?"
answer=yes, she couldn't say no
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10342 Posts
May 29 2012 21:36 GMT
#16
On May 30 2012 06:09 Omnipresent wrote:
Stopping to look at a beautiful woman might save your life. On the other hand...

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

oh god that was hilarious.

nice save. you should tell her what happened. ^.^
Writer#1 KT and FlaSh Fanboy || Woo Jung Ho Never Forget || Teamliquid Political Decision Desk
TL+ Member
Xenocide_Knight
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Korea (South)2625 Posts
May 29 2012 21:46 GMT
#17
This will be my excuse if I ever get caught.
Shine[Kal] #1 fan
DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
May 29 2012 21:47 GMT
#18
5/5 simply awesome.
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-29 23:04:57
May 29 2012 23:04 GMT
#19
I think this teaches me to make sure that there isn't a crazy drunk driver coming behind a big truck, perhaps by peeking out a bit (around the truck?) before completely walking through the intersection . All the same, I'm glad you're still with us.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
May 29 2012 23:07 GMT
#20
Now I can tell my girlfriend 'I WAS JUST TRYING TO STAY ALIVE!'
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-30 00:05:14
May 29 2012 23:09 GMT
#21
That's pretty freaking awesome as everybody else is saying. Hot dayum (in several ways).
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
May 30 2012 00:02 GMT
#22
This is easily one of the most awesome things I have ever heard lol, you totally should have just told her what happened.
"HotBid [11:45 AM]: i dunno i kinda like the big muta shooting smaller mutas out"
Leeoku
Profile Joined May 2010
1617 Posts
May 30 2012 01:12 GMT
#23
tell that to her. great way to pick her up
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
May 30 2012 01:39 GMT
#24
Holy fuck that must of been an ass worth dyi... no living for you could probably tell her that and she would probably enjoy knowing that her ass saved someones life
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
May 30 2012 01:41 GMT
#25
who knew chauvinism would be good for anything ^^
User was warned for too many mimes.
Chimpalimp
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1135 Posts
May 30 2012 01:59 GMT
#26
After reading the OP I had 2 impressions:
1. Ass is a lifesaver.
2. Why the hell didn't he turn his ass around and go use it as an oppertunity to talk to said female.
I like money. You like money too? We should hang out.
Balgrog
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1221 Posts
May 30 2012 02:20 GMT
#27
Hahaha now all men have good excuses to ogle.
The only way to attack structure is with chaos.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
May 30 2012 02:24 GMT
#28
I've been living a dangerous life full of chivalry and class by not staring at pretty girls. I suppose I'll have to change this for safety's sake.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Imperium11
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States279 Posts
May 30 2012 02:26 GMT
#29
On May 30 2012 05:12 Nydus Wurm wrote:
I decided to take one more look at her by taking longer than I needed to check the traffic.


Glad I'm not the only one who does this lol. Might be creepy, but I can just never resist those oh-not-so-subtle glances behind.

blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
May 30 2012 02:38 GMT
#30
On May 30 2012 06:09 Omnipresent wrote:
Stopping to look at a beautiful woman might save your life. On the other hand...

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


LOL thank you, that was hilarious :D
When I think of something else, something will go here
HyperionDreamer
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada1528 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-30 03:03:46
May 30 2012 03:03 GMT
#31
On May 30 2012 11:38 blade55555 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 30 2012 06:09 Omnipresent wrote:
Stopping to look at a beautiful woman might save your life. On the other hand...

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


LOL thank you, that was hilarious :D

LOL GG NO RE

What do you do after this if you're that guy? Forget the girl, she's obviously going to be lolzing at you, but like how do you extract yourself from that position with the gate dropped on you?

Drive the car fowards and break off the arm thingy?


Edit: I'm going to check out some ass on the way to work tomorrow. It's supposed to be 35 degrees, so there'll be lots of joggers on my route to the office.
BW4life! Jaedong ~ Savior ~ Shine ; "drowning sorrows in late night infomercials" - bnYsooch
Soender
Profile Joined May 2012
Denmark9 Posts
May 30 2012 12:31 GMT
#32
Haha, awesome dude!
You should have thanked that babe for being so hot and save your life.

Nice tip. Always look at hot babes.
Training hard to accomplish my goal of life. SC2 pro, gogo! :D
Boundz(DarKo)
Profile Joined March 2009
5311 Posts
May 30 2012 13:35 GMT
#33
dat gas
Vod.kaholic
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1052 Posts
May 30 2012 15:15 GMT
#34
Great, now I have a good excuse to ogle! Thanks OP!
._. \: |: /: .-. :\ :| :/ ._. They see me rolling...
Nightsz
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada398 Posts
May 30 2012 15:54 GMT
#35
Kind of reminds me of that seinfeld episode. Except checking out a girls boob ending up crashing their car lol
DawN883
Profile Joined November 2011
Sweden558 Posts
May 30 2012 16:02 GMT
#36
Yo girl your ass just saved my life. We should get togheter.

She would probably just give you the flat hand in the face
If the dead are not raised, Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we die
Normal
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 55m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
LamboSC2 227
trigger 53
Vindicta 33
DivinesiaTV 30
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 52640
Sea 12309
Calm 3220
Jaedong 1645
Mini 852
Larva 631
Hyuk 474
Shuttle 442
Light 344
Flash 327
[ Show more ]
EffOrt 270
Soma 247
Rush 233
BeSt 230
firebathero 229
actioN 155
hero 136
JulyZerg 61
Sea.KH 54
Aegong 37
Yoon 32
sorry 29
Nal_rA 25
GoRush 23
IntoTheRainbow 21
Free 19
Shine 18
zelot 18
910 17
SilentControl 10
Terrorterran 10
ivOry 7
eros_byul 1
Dota 2
Gorgc6513
BananaSlamJamma47
League of Legends
JimRising 398
Counter-Strike
fl0m4372
Fnx 2750
Super Smash Bros
hungrybox405
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor175
Liquid`Hasu69
Other Games
singsing2622
B2W.Neo991
Liquid`RaSZi968
DeMusliM454
Beastyqt203
Fuzer 188
Hui .170
Happy160
Rex34
Organizations
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream61
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 13 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Berry_CruncH285
• iHatsuTV 9
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Jankos4894
Upcoming Events
LAN Event
55m
BSL
4h 55m
Replay Cast
17h 55m
Afreeca Starleague
18h 55m
Sharp vs Scan
Rain vs Mong
Wardi Open
20h 55m
Monday Night Weeklies
1d 1h
Sparkling Tuna Cup
1d 18h
Afreeca Starleague
1d 18h
Soulkey vs Ample
JyJ vs sSak
Replay Cast
2 days
Afreeca Starleague
2 days
hero vs YSC
Larva vs Shine
[ Show More ]
Kung Fu Cup
2 days
Replay Cast
3 days
KCM Race Survival
3 days
The PondCast
3 days
WardiTV Team League
3 days
Replay Cast
4 days
WardiTV Team League
4 days
RSL Revival
5 days
Cure vs Zoun
herO vs Rogue
WardiTV Team League
5 days
Platinum Heroes Events
5 days
BSL
6 days
RSL Revival
6 days
ByuN vs Maru
MaxPax vs TriGGeR
WardiTV Team League
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Jeongseon Sooper Cup
WardiTV Winter 2026
Underdog Cup #3

Ongoing

KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 1
BSL Season 22
CSL Elite League 2026
RSL Revival: Season 4
Nations Cup 2026
NationLESS Cup
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual

Upcoming

ASL Season 21
Acropolis #4 - TS6
2026 Changsha Offline CUP
CSL 2026 SPRING (S20)
CSL Season 20: Qualifier 1
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
CCT Season 3 Global Finals
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.