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Checking out a hot piece of ass just saved my life

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Nydus Wurm
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States42 Posts
May 29 2012 20:12 GMT
#1
So, I'm working from home for the time being (page layout/consulting) and I stepped out to buy some beer. On my way home, this hot Asian girl was walking next to me, but I was walking a little faster, so she wound up behind me. When I crossed the street to get to my place, I decided to take one more look at her by taking longer than I needed to check the traffic. Never did I realize that this would change my life forever. You see, had I not looked that way for the extra time, I wouldn't have seen the (drunk?) idiot come flying down the street between the two cars in the normal lanes. Given that a big truck was blocking my view, I had no way of seeing this guy until the last minute. Had I not been looking at this beautiful woman, I would have already been crossing the street when this moron came through. No way he would have been able to stop on time. So, basically, I'm saying this: guys, check out those hot babes, it might just save your life someday.

****
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
May 29 2012 20:18 GMT
#2
It wasn't your time yet.
Greed leads to just about all losses.
Heh_
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Singapore2712 Posts
May 29 2012 20:18 GMT
#3
Wow. Never knew ogling could be such a life-changing event.
=Þ
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
May 29 2012 20:19 GMT
#4
but I've walked into quite a few things, because I was staring at a girl's ass.... >.<
liftlift > tsm
LucidityDark
Profile Joined October 2011
United Kingdom139 Posts
May 29 2012 20:24 GMT
#5
On May 30 2012 05:19 wei2coolman wrote:
but I've walked into quite a few things, because I was staring at a girl's ass.... >.<


Yes, but you haven't walked into a speeding car yet. I would follow the OP's advice
JerKy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Korea (South)3013 Posts
May 29 2012 20:33 GMT
#6
On May 30 2012 05:24 LucidityDark wrote:
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On May 30 2012 05:19 wei2coolman wrote:
but I've walked into quite a few things, because I was staring at a girl's ass.... >.<


Yes, but you haven't walked into a speeding car yet. I would follow the OP's advice

I lol'd

I guess avoiding getting hit by a car is definitely worth risking receiving a good slap/kick from an offended young lady
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Recognizable
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Netherlands1552 Posts
May 29 2012 20:38 GMT
#7
Yeah, or maybe, because of checking out that hot girl you won't pay attention to the road when crossing and die.
RubiksCube
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Germany259 Posts
May 29 2012 20:39 GMT
#8
You should've thanked her and told her, would've totally gotten you laid.
bre1010
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
71 Posts
May 29 2012 20:52 GMT
#9
If I ever get caught checking out a girl, I will refer her to this blog
Knap4life
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Slovenia333 Posts
May 29 2012 20:59 GMT
#10
Hot asian angels saving lifes.
jpak
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States5045 Posts
May 29 2012 21:02 GMT
#11
All I can say is...

DAT ASS!!
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EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
May 29 2012 21:04 GMT
#12
Did you then use it as a pickup line? If not I am giving you one star.
Omnipresent
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States871 Posts
May 29 2012 21:09 GMT
#13
Stopping to look at a beautiful woman might save your life. On the other hand...

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Antylamon
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1981 Posts
May 29 2012 21:16 GMT
#14
On May 30 2012 06:09 Omnipresent wrote:
Stopping to look at a beautiful woman might save your life. On the other hand...

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[image loading]

LMFAO

Anywho, I think it could go either way. OP just happened to get lucky and did the right one.
LaSt)ChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States2179 Posts
May 29 2012 21:31 GMT
#15
"hi, you just saved my life... seriously, i stopped to check you out and it saved me from getting ran over by a drunk driver.. can i buy you dinner?"
answer=yes, she couldn't say no
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10219 Posts
May 29 2012 21:36 GMT
#16
On May 30 2012 06:09 Omnipresent wrote:
Stopping to look at a beautiful woman might save your life. On the other hand...

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oh god that was hilarious.

nice save. you should tell her what happened. ^.^
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Xenocide_Knight
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Korea (South)2625 Posts
May 29 2012 21:46 GMT
#17
This will be my excuse if I ever get caught.
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DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
May 29 2012 21:47 GMT
#18
5/5 simply awesome.
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radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-29 23:04:57
May 29 2012 23:04 GMT
#19
I think this teaches me to make sure that there isn't a crazy drunk driver coming behind a big truck, perhaps by peeking out a bit (around the truck?) before completely walking through the intersection . All the same, I'm glad you're still with us.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
May 29 2012 23:07 GMT
#20
Now I can tell my girlfriend 'I WAS JUST TRYING TO STAY ALIVE!'
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-30 00:05:14
May 29 2012 23:09 GMT
#21
That's pretty freaking awesome as everybody else is saying. Hot dayum (in several ways).
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Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
May 30 2012 00:02 GMT
#22
This is easily one of the most awesome things I have ever heard lol, you totally should have just told her what happened.
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Leeoku
Profile Joined May 2010
1617 Posts
May 30 2012 01:12 GMT
#23
tell that to her. great way to pick her up
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
May 30 2012 01:39 GMT
#24
Holy fuck that must of been an ass worth dyi... no living for you could probably tell her that and she would probably enjoy knowing that her ass saved someones life
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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
May 30 2012 01:41 GMT
#25
who knew chauvinism would be good for anything ^^
User was warned for too many mimes.
Chimpalimp
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1135 Posts
May 30 2012 01:59 GMT
#26
After reading the OP I had 2 impressions:
1. Ass is a lifesaver.
2. Why the hell didn't he turn his ass around and go use it as an oppertunity to talk to said female.
I like money. You like money too? We should hang out.
Balgrog
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1221 Posts
May 30 2012 02:20 GMT
#27
Hahaha now all men have good excuses to ogle.
The only way to attack structure is with chaos.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
May 30 2012 02:24 GMT
#28
I've been living a dangerous life full of chivalry and class by not staring at pretty girls. I suppose I'll have to change this for safety's sake.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Imperium11
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States279 Posts
May 30 2012 02:26 GMT
#29
On May 30 2012 05:12 Nydus Wurm wrote:
I decided to take one more look at her by taking longer than I needed to check the traffic.


Glad I'm not the only one who does this lol. Might be creepy, but I can just never resist those oh-not-so-subtle glances behind.

blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
May 30 2012 02:38 GMT
#30
On May 30 2012 06:09 Omnipresent wrote:
Stopping to look at a beautiful woman might save your life. On the other hand...

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LOL thank you, that was hilarious :D
When I think of something else, something will go here
HyperionDreamer
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada1528 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-30 03:03:46
May 30 2012 03:03 GMT
#31
On May 30 2012 11:38 blade55555 wrote:
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On May 30 2012 06:09 Omnipresent wrote:
Stopping to look at a beautiful woman might save your life. On the other hand...

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[image loading]


LOL thank you, that was hilarious :D

LOL GG NO RE

What do you do after this if you're that guy? Forget the girl, she's obviously going to be lolzing at you, but like how do you extract yourself from that position with the gate dropped on you?

Drive the car fowards and break off the arm thingy?


Edit: I'm going to check out some ass on the way to work tomorrow. It's supposed to be 35 degrees, so there'll be lots of joggers on my route to the office.
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Soender
Profile Joined May 2012
Denmark9 Posts
May 30 2012 12:31 GMT
#32
Haha, awesome dude!
You should have thanked that babe for being so hot and save your life.

Nice tip. Always look at hot babes.
Training hard to accomplish my goal of life. SC2 pro, gogo! :D
Boundz(DarKo)
Profile Joined March 2009
5311 Posts
May 30 2012 13:35 GMT
#33
dat gas
Vod.kaholic
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1052 Posts
May 30 2012 15:15 GMT
#34
Great, now I have a good excuse to ogle! Thanks OP!
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Nightsz
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada398 Posts
May 30 2012 15:54 GMT
#35
Kind of reminds me of that seinfeld episode. Except checking out a girls boob ending up crashing their car lol
DawN883
Profile Joined November 2011
Sweden558 Posts
May 30 2012 16:02 GMT
#36
Yo girl your ass just saved my life. We should get togheter.

She would probably just give you the flat hand in the face
If the dead are not raised, Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we die
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