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Durp
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada3117 Posts
May 14 2012 14:15 GMT
#1
2012. The last year of the mesoamerican long count calendar.

For years we've heard that the world would end this year, and for years I've laughed in the faces of the people who have said such around me. That is until today.

If you asked me a few years ago to name 3 certainties of my existence they would be:

1. The Toronto Maple Leafs will never win another Stanley Cup.
2. Dr. Pepper is the greatest creation in human history
3. I would not live to see the day where I have a choice to play either StarCraft 2 or Diablo 3.

Alas, the day has finally come where #3 is invalid. For a decade now I've waited with baited breath for this day. Think about it - how many times in your life have you joked with someone that "StarCraft 2/Diablo 3 will never be finished," and yet, in a mere 15 hours the collective social lives of men over 20 will come to end. It will be a throw back to my early teenage years, where the phrase "nah Fuck StarCraft, I'm going to play Diablo" can actually be spoken from my mouth (without being one of those aging hipsters that still plays Lord of Destruction)

I'm certain that TL is full of people ready and excited to play Diablo 3, and to all of them I say "Yes! It's TODAY." My faith has been rewarded, Blizzard actually made the game, and the twilight years of my gaming life will soon begin.

... now all I have to do is make sure to not drop dead before midnight.

***
SOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOoo Many BANELINGS!!
Alpino
Profile Joined June 2011
Brazil4390 Posts
May 14 2012 14:40 GMT
#2
It's finally here folks. The first day of the rest of our lives.

Let's try as OP said not to die from dehydration and mostly let us not die from caffeine overdose, let us not neglect our girlfriends too much for date night is now Diablo night, let us not fail all our classes for we will fail only the ones that are boring, let us not get fired from our shitty jobs for this is the shitty job which will pay our holy RMAH.
20/11/2015 - never forget EE's Ember
Pure-SC2
Profile Joined November 2011
United Kingdom1440 Posts
May 14 2012 14:42 GMT
#3
God damn this is an amazing day
"Every time I visit community sites, I'm just embarrassed. There's so much witch hunting and name calling and arguing and gossip. Misogynist comments against women. It's just embarrassing." – Tasteless
quirl
Profile Joined September 2010
Austria19 Posts
May 14 2012 14:48 GMT
#4
Just imagine when diablo 4 will come out its about 2030 and we will be playing it on the moon...
Jinsho
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom3101 Posts
May 14 2012 14:55 GMT
#5
It's just a game.
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
May 14 2012 14:56 GMT
#6
On May 14 2012 23:15 Durp wrote:
2012. The last year of the mesoamerican long count calendar.

For years we've heard that the world would end this year, and for years I've laughed in the faces of the people who have said such around me. That is until today.

If you asked me a few years ago to name 3 certainties of my existence they would be:

1. The Toronto Maple Leafs will never win another Stanley Cup.
2. Dr. Pepper is the greatest creation in human history
3. I would not live to see the day where I have a choice to play either StarCraft 2 or Diablo 3.

Alas, the day has finally come where #3 is invalid. For a decade now I've waited with baited breath for this day. Think about it - how many times in your life have you joked with someone that "StarCraft 2/Diablo 3 will never be finished," and yet, in a mere 15 hours the collective social lives of men over 20 will come to end. It will be a throw back to my early teenage years, where the phrase "nah Fuck StarCraft, I'm going to play Diablo" can actually be spoken from my mouth (without being one of those aging hipsters that still plays Lord of Destruction)

I'm certain that TL is full of people ready and excited to play Diablo 3, and to all of them I say "Yes! It's TODAY." My faith has been rewarded, Blizzard actually made the game, and the twilight years of my gaming life will soon begin.

... now all I have to do is make sure to not drop dead before midnight.



LOL...hipsters. =D
NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
May 14 2012 15:34 GMT
#7
... now all I have to do is make sure to not drop dead before midnight.

Im sitting in a bunker wearing full body armor holding a gun, just to be sure.
L_Master
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8017 Posts
May 14 2012 15:47 GMT
#8
On May 14 2012 23:15 Durp wrote:
2012. The last year of the mesoamerican long count calendar.

For years we've heard that the world would end this year, and for years I've laughed in the faces of the people who have said such around me. That is until today.

If you asked me a few years ago to name 3 certainties of my existence they would be:

1. The Toronto Maple Leafs will never win another Stanley Cup.
2. Dr. Pepper is the greatest creation in human history
3. I would not live to see the day where I have a choice to play either StarCraft 2 or Diablo 3.

Alas, the day has finally come where #3 is invalid. For a decade now I've waited with baited breath for this day. Think about it - how many times in your life have you joked with someone that "StarCraft 2/Diablo 3 will never be finished," and yet, in a mere 15 hours the collective social lives of men over 20 will come to end. It will be a throw back to my early teenage years, where the phrase "nah Fuck StarCraft, I'm going to play Diablo" can actually be spoken from my mouth (without being one of those aging hipsters that still plays Lord of Destruction)

I'm certain that TL is full of people ready and excited to play Diablo 3, and to all of them I say "Yes! It's TODAY." My faith has been rewarded, Blizzard actually made the game, and the twilight years of my gaming life will soon begin.

... now all I have to do is make sure to not drop dead before midnight.


Couldn't agree more.
EffOrt and Soulkey Hwaiting!
metbull
Profile Joined April 2011
United States404 Posts
May 14 2012 16:06 GMT
#9
Have no feaf of the Mayans
It's NOT the end of the world as we know it.


Dr. Pepper being the greatest creation?
Have you gone mad?
Maybe it's the MLG Dr. Pepper propoganda stream that has skewed your understanding.
I suppose I can't begrudge you for your love affair with Dr. Pepper; even though everyone knows there should be a Mt. Dew stream channel.

empty.bottle
Profile Joined July 2009
685 Posts
May 14 2012 16:22 GMT
#10
On May 14 2012 23:55 Jinsho wrote:
It's just a game.

It's not even a good game...
Tatari
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1179 Posts
May 14 2012 16:26 GMT
#11
Dr. Pepper tastes absolutely disgusting.

Sorry to break it to you.
A fed jungler is no longer a jungler, but a terrorist.
DYEAlabaster
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Canada1009 Posts
May 14 2012 16:37 GMT
#12
On May 15 2012 01:22 empty.bottle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2012 23:55 Jinsho wrote:
It's just a game.

It's not even a good game...



But it's a game that many people grew up with, loved, and cherished.
Don't take their excitement away from them.

Unless you're an undertaker and dreading work in about a week, in which case, by all means.
jpak
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States5045 Posts
May 14 2012 16:37 GMT
#13
On May 15 2012 01:26 Tatari wrote:
Dr. Pepper tastes absolutely disgusting.

Sorry to break it to you.


This person is delusional. Dr. Pepper is absolutely delicious. I might not call it the greatest creation in human history, but it is fantastic.
CJ Entusman #50! #1 클템 fan TL!
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-14 19:49:08
May 14 2012 19:48 GMT
#14
On May 15 2012 01:22 empty.bottle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2012 23:55 Jinsho wrote:
It's just a game.

It's not even a good game...

so madd at life... Yeah cant wait for tonight!! : )
Greed leads to just about all losses.
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
May 14 2012 19:52 GMT
#15
I agree with #2. It is truly the nectar of the gods.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
EienShinwa
Profile Joined May 2010
United States655 Posts
May 14 2012 21:24 GMT
#16
Hooray for first world problems!! No, but seriously, I can't wait either.
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
May 14 2012 21:31 GMT
#17
On May 15 2012 01:26 Tatari wrote:
Dr. Pepper tastes absolutely disgusting.

Sorry to break it to you.


LIES! It has been scientifically proven through scientific methods that Dr. Pepper is the greatest invention to humankind, hands down.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
Wrongspeedy
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1655 Posts
May 14 2012 22:51 GMT
#18
DR.PEPPER!!!!! In America! (for flamewheel)
It is better to be a human dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied.- John Stuart Mill
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