EPTArrested For Stealing My Dad's Car... - Page 2
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Djagulingu
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Lord Zeya
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VirgilSC2
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My family has 3 cars, my fathers, my grandmothers and my grandfathers. Family separated yadda yadda my mom is a cunt. My dad drives a 2012 BMW 328i My grandmother drives a 1999 Lexus RXsomething My grandfather drives a 2002 Toyota Tundra. So, I was going out one night (I'm 19 by the way) and I was told I could borrow the car. I went to grab the keys to the Tundra (car I usually borrow when I go places because its big and manly and RUAHUAUA) and found they were missing because my grandfather wasn't home. So, I go to get my grandmothers keys and she's having a conversation with my dad in the kitchen "Hey can I have the keys?" So my dad, who had been drinking because it was a Saturday and he had been out fishing (live on a lake) grabs the keys off the rack and throws them to me (not at me like in your case). So I walk out to the garage and look at the keys in my hand and see the keys to the BMW (car I'm never ever allowed to drive unless I can prove to my dad I'm going on a date with a girl with wealthy parents) "DUDE SWEET" So I get in the BMW and drive my way off and have a wonderful time. cut to the chase (not literally, I'm not that stupid) I get home the next morning and pull in with the BMW all nice and clean because I went and got it washed to repay my dad for letting me borrow such a bitchin car. Go inside, put the keys on the rack and start making myself some lunch. My grandma comes into the kitchen and goes "Did you hear? Someone stole your dad's car out of the garage last night!" My face was probably priceless. I go downstairs and my dad is losing his mind with worry still. "Hey...uh Dad, you realize the keys you gave me last night were your keys right?" He looks at me with the anger of 1000000 exploding suns, and for a moment I'm pretty sure I'm going to die and then he just completely relaxes, sighs and goes "Oh thank god, my bad dude let me go call the police" >< | ||
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starcraftmastersix
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KING CHARLIE :D
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On May 10 2012 02:20 B.I.G. wrote: did you end up getting some sympathy sex from the tattood chick? No. She was down a few months later, but I didn't. | ||
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Jacobine
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KING CHARLIE :D
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On May 10 2012 12:21 Jacobine wrote: I salute you. I hope this can help you be successful in life (My parents were both drug addicts, currently in law school. It was great motivation for me). My brother. You may pass safely on my land. Thank you. | ||
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sOAvoid
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KING CHARLIE :D
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On May 10 2012 09:58 starcraftmastersix wrote: I like your purple shoes They're iversons! | ||
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eSgTheBear
United States47 Posts
Just stop... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Anyways, good storytelling my friend. I love how most of the characters seem to be CRIP walking in your images. I would have CRIP walked to the trash bin if I was carrying a bunch of smelly ass tampons too. As a wise black man once said.......Keep it gangster y'all; keep it gangster. [5]/[5] | ||
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KING CHARLIE :D
United States447 Posts
On May 12 2012 03:18 eSgTheBear wrote: @VirgilSC2 Just stop... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Anyways, good storytelling my friend. I love how most of the characters seem to be CRIP walking in your images. I would have CRIP walked to the trash bin if I was carrying a bunch of smelly ass tampons too. As a wise black man once said.......Keep it gangster y'all; keep it gangster. [5]/[5] ROFL | ||
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B.I.G.
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On May 10 2012 12:15 KING CHARLIE :D wrote: No. She was down a few months later, but I didn't. sigh.. oh charlie.. will there ever be a girl to find a way into your heart | ||
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