[SG Cook] Cheese and Crap

Azera

3800 Posts

May 05 2012 11:20 GMT

Welcome ladies and gentlemen! Were you surprised by the confusing, childish, mysterious title?
I present to you, the Singaporean (SG) cook! This is meant to be a convivial jibe at the lifestyle of Singaporeans because we don't really "cook" here. We are too busy to invent the Universe to make anything from scratch, so what we usually do is just get some easy to cook, sometimes pre-cooked, food from the supermarket.

Today, I was left alone at home, and had to prepare my own dinner. I took a look in the fridge and was disappointed and the dour foods that were at hand. A bunch of eggs, Red Leicester cheese, one piece of Pita bread, and some ham. Oh, there were obviously some instant noodles available.

I'm a terrible cook because I don't usually cook my own meals, and well... I'm a Singaporean kid.
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Odious Red Leicester Cheese Omelette

Four eggs

Cheese!

Slice cheese and dump the slices into the eggs

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Beat the mixture

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A dash of olive oil on the pan and heat it up!

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Oh god it smells

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Oh good lord

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SC2 + Shitty Omelette = Eh...

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It actually isn't that bad, honestly!

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It's also pretty nice outside today.

Nauseating Pita w/ Ham and Red Leicester

Pita!

Cut in half, stuff with cheese

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Some champagne, low-fat, ham laced with pretentiousness

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Shove those motherfuckers in the Pita

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Brush with olive oil, and dump it in the oven

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Mmm... toasty

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Husky's personality makes everything better!

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On a scale from 1 to 10, 6.24

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Red Leicester again. Sshh... it's gonna be okay
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Goddam don't ever put cheese with instant noodles. Never again.

I hope all of you have enjoyed this light-hearted blog when the blogs section of TL is currently filled with just so much hate and angst.

Cheers! Might do this again =O