You are a punk, Why do you talk so much shit and you won't even play me? Do you actually think me proxy 2gating / nexus first is me trying? You think you "QUALIFYING" for an ISL makes you good? LOLOLOL we should set up a grudge match so I can emberass you infront of everyone, you down or are you scared?
Now I would first like to set a few things straight.
First, I don't talk shit. What I talk is the truth. When I called you C- in the channel, it wasn't me frowning upon you, it wasnt me looking down my nose at you, it also wasn't me "talking shit" to you. This was me pointing out the blatantly obvious state of your rank.
If you would like a reasoning for why I say this well here it is. In ASL we have compiled a 99 member team of C-/C/C+ players. And where do you fall in the top rankings? Where a B- player should be? NOPE. You sit at a lowly 963 points, hovering right above "hey look at me I'm just learned how to us a keyboard!" At the Rank of 79!....Actually that's higher than I expected.
IN FACT, here's your match list:
http://www.iccup.com/starcraft/matchlist/3554813/1x1.html
(Sidenote: I was looking at your other accounts and had to giggle slightly as well, here's why!
http://www.iccup.com/starcraft/gamingprofile/GGzerG.html
http://www.iccup.com/starcraft/gamingprofile/telecom[Name].html
aren't they just so cute?)
Lets compare that to myself. Who was at one point #1 in the ASL ladder and now resides in the top 10.
Here's my Profile for proof:
http://www.iccup.com/starcraft/gamingprofile/ASL.Chocolate.html
(Sidenote: I felt since I had to reveal his other accounts I should also reveal mine
http://www.iccup.com/starcraft/gamingprofile/dM-NoisE.html
http://www.iccup.com/starcraft/gamingprofile/Shotcoder.html
http://www.iccup.com/starcraft/gamingprofile/Synergy-Future.html)
Now that it's settled why I think you're garbage, lets move on to the two games we've played in the past two weeks. I took the trouble of uploading them to repdepot for everyone to see!
Here is game 1, which happens to be our CRTL match!
Link:
http://repdepot.net/replay.php?id=51027
Now you open proxy two gate and I open standard 1 fact expand. Before delving further into this replay I would like to first pick out two main problems wrong with your assumption that you are a better player than I.
Number 1: You proxy gated. This means 1 of two things, either A you hoped to catch me off guard or B you hoped to end the game early because your macro is garbage. Now I would like to point out the Answer is B as we will all see in game 2.
Number 2: You Proxy gated on AZTEC! Aztec and Neo Aztec have a combined record of 38-22 in favor of Protoss in Korea. That's a 63.3333% record IN FAVOR of Protoss. So you have map imbalance on your side. Then we look at the structure of the map and where you decided to place the proxy gates. Right in the path of my scouting SCV, so pro of you.
now after all those shenanigans I push out with 8 marines and 1 tank, with this force I kill 1 dragoon and 2 zealots. Good micro my son. Looking back at your base you're continuing your cheese with a citadel. Meaning your going dts. Which confirms my point that you had absolutely no confidence you could beat me in a straight up macro game. knowing this I choose to go fast ebay and defend your dts no problem while you, predictably go for a fast third off 4 gates and for some reason get an archon. You then proceed to lose to a timing push.
Lets move on to game 2 shall we?
Link:
http://repdepot.net/replay.php?id=51028
Now this one is funny, TvP on Fighting spirit. Which happens to be a really balanced 51.1% in the favor of Protoss.
In this game you decide to open 12nex. I'll tell you why, it has to deal with a specific reason you decided to 2 gate me the game a week before.
Let me quote it:
Which confirms my point that you had absolutely no confidence you could beat me in a straight up macro game
Alright now were clear on this?
ok moving on...I like any terran try to bunker rush even though it's cross map and pretty much fail but you're bad and lose a bunch to vultures with mines. At the same time I'm 1 factory double expanding. Because I can multitask. You follow up with a citadel and 5 gateways...followed by a third. Once you realize your way behind not only in economy but tech you throw down a really fast 4th base while having no clue what I'm doing.
You then proceed to lose your Nat, 3rd and 4th to my 150 food push.
All I have to say is DAT ASS!
Now. Lets talk about Qualifying for ISL. I'll admit I'm probably the worst player in ISL3, probably was the worst player in ISL2. I don't give a shit. At least I took myself away from my bowl for a good 30 second so I could try and prove myself against the best BW players outside of korea. Does Qualifying make me better than you? No, I was better than you way before I qualified. I still am better than you.
Finally lets discuss this "Grudge Match". First the term grudge means I have been slighted in some way by another player. Or I have slighted you in some way. Since I have no hard feelings against you because you're awful, You must think I'm a real meanie for calling you out and whooping your ass in front of 4 spectators. And let me look at the term scared. Which is to fill with fear or become frightened. Of which I am neither, I accept your "Grudge Match" request.
I request it be commentated by a fellow BW player. I do not care who but I would like your embarrassment to be viewed by the public. I also request we both be on /dnd so you can't blame my friends for "spamming and harassing you in game".
How about next Saturday after CRTL? you free then brosef? or are you going to be too busy dodging?
With Love,
Shotcoder
aka dM-Noise
PS. You might to ask Johny23 how to beat me, you're going to need a lot of help.
Edit:
Poll!
Poll: Who should cast this Grudgematch?
Kiante plus surprise co-caster? (52)
56%
Kiante (17)
18%
NinaZerg (11)
12%
SNM (11)
12%
Someone else? (2)
2%
93 total votes
Kiante (17)
NinaZerg (11)
SNM (11)
Someone else? (2)
93 total votes
Your vote: Who should cast this Grudgematch?
(Vote): Kiante
(Vote): NinaZerg
(Vote): SNM
(Vote): Kiante plus surprise co-caster?
(Vote): Someone else?