Bronze Part 4: A Legendary League - Page 4

The moral of the story is as follows: don't listen when a bronze player tells you he knows how to play, because he doesn't. That's why he's in bronze. It's not that he can't physically click as fast as other people. It's not that he doesn't have as much time to practice as other people. It's not even really because his mechanics are that much worse than other people's. He's bronze because he's thinking, and therefore playing, poorly. As soon as he pulls his head out of his ass and realizes what he's doing wrong, he'll be surprised how quickly he finds himself in gold.

On April 13 2012 15:58 Gheed wrote:
Maybe he meant to type in "dominator."

how do you fail at doing nothing

On April 18 2012 14:47 LlamaNamedOsama wrote:
It pains me greatly that one of my friends is one of the sad bronzies that Gheed beat with his worker rushes, not once, but twice. And this is your prototypical hopeless bronze with hundreds of games who plays regularly and often...

On April 18 2012 13:07 CrazyF1r3f0x wrote:
Really quick near the end of your blog. this paragraph:

Should be, "He's bronze because he's thinking poorly, and, therefore playing poorly"; take that for what you will ^_^

EDIT: also,

Fucking brilliant