• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 13:16
CEST 19:16
KST 02:16
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Team Liquid Map Contest #22: Results and Winners7Code S Season 2 (2026): RO4 and Finals Preview12TL.net Map Contest #22 - Voting & Ladder Map Selection7Code S Season 2 (2026) - RO8 Preview5[ASL21] Finals Preview: Two Legacies21
Community News
Weekly Cups (June 8-14): Clem and Solar double, PTR tested0RSL: S6 Finals played at BlizzCon 202611Douyu Cup 2026: $20,000 Legends Event (June 26-28)10[BSL22] Non-Korean Championship from 13 to 28 June4Weekly Cups (May 25-31): Clem doubles, 2v2 circuit heads toward finale0
StarCraft 2
General
TL Poll: How do you feel about the 5.0.16 PTR balance changes? Updates to The Core/Core Lite for v5.0.16? RSL: S6 Finals played at BlizzCon 2026 Weekly Cups (June 8-14): Clem and Solar double, PTR tested Team Liquid Map Contest #22: Results and Winners
Tourneys
Douyu Cup 2026: $20,000 Legends Event (June 26-28) Maestros of The Game 2 announcement and schedule ! Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament Sea Duckling Open (Global, Bronze-Diamond) GSL Code S Season 2 (2026)
Strategy
[G] Having the right mentality to improve
Custom Maps
Work In Progress Melee Maps [D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3
External Content
Mutation # 530 One For All The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 529 Opportunities Unleashed Mutation # 528 Infection Detected
Brood War
General
BW General Discussion vespene.gg — BW replays in browser Where is EffOrt? BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Quality of life changes in BW that you will like ?
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [ASL21] Grand Finals [BSL22] Grand Finals - Sunday 21:00 CEST Escore Tournament StarCraft Season 2
Strategy
Relatively freeroll strategies Creating a full chart of Zerg builds Why doesn't anyone use restoration? Any training maps people recommend?
Other Games
General Games
ZeroSpace Megathread Total War: Warhammer 40K Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Path of Exile Nintendo Switch Thread
Dota 2
Looking for a Dota Mentor Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
UK Politics Mega-thread US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread [H]Internet/Gaming Cafe Tips and Tricks Trading/Investing Thread
Fan Clubs
The HerO Fan Club! The herO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books [TV/BOOK] *SPOILERS* Game of Thrones Discussion [Manga] One Piece
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 Formula 1 Discussion Cricket [SPORT] NBA General Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread Facing Challenges in Mobile App Development
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Does Workplace Frustration D…
TrAiDoS
An Exploration of th…
waywardstrategy
I'm an arrogant trash talke…
FlaShFTW
Gauntlet SC2: A Retrospectiv…
Ctone23
Why RTS gamers make better f…
gosubay
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 8618 users

How Jamie Ripped My Heart Out T_T - Page 4

Blogs > XDJuicebox
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next All
polishedturd
Profile Joined October 2010
United States505 Posts
April 05 2012 22:14 GMT
#61
On April 06 2012 06:58 eXigent. wrote:
Most of these people telling you not to kick someone in the balls have no idea what can possibly happen in a street fight, especially with a guy double your size. People these days dont fight fair either way. How could the OP know that if he were to lose the fight, that it would simply be over and done with? What if the guy decided to fuckin stomp his head after he went down? Or kick him in the face over and over? How many of you have actually been in a legit street fight where the outcome could lead to serious damage for either party? I think kicking someone in the balls in order to win is perfectly fine, because odds are it just saved you from a $8,000 hospital bill had he gone too far and seriously injured you. Ignore all these people who think chivalry and rules are required, as they obviously have never been knee deep in the shit!


calm down sparky
http://i.imgur.com/EbrnM.jpg
biomech
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany380 Posts
April 05 2012 22:36 GMT
#62
i liked the part before you were physically harming any people involved.
not that i think kicking nuts is a bad thing in general - yet one'd be better off handling _that certain kind of stuff_ differently.

i think you blew it. you didn't buy her a teddy bear!
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
April 05 2012 22:53 GMT
#63
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


This is great, but sad how simplified you make it T_T
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 05 2012 23:04 GMT
#64
On April 06 2012 07:36 biomech wrote:
i liked the part before you were physically harming any people involved.
not that i think kicking nuts is a bad thing in general - yet one'd be better off handling _that certain kind of stuff_ differently.

i think you blew it. you didn't buy her a teddy bear!


I know :/

Oh wells...she wasn't that good at SC2 anyways >
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 01:22:44
April 06 2012 01:21 GMT
#65
On April 05 2012 09:43 Endymion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:40 XDJuicebox wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:36 Endymion wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


wtf why did the op kick her boyfriend in the nuts, what a dick.. op sounds like a protoss

read the actual post, wow you really ARE a dick op, i can understand why she hates you lol


Sigh

What happened was a friend of mine and him were getting in some disagreements.
I was defending my friend.
Things escalated.
I kicked him in the nuts.

If you read carefully, you would've seen that.


you kicked a guy in the balls.... dick move, idc if he is making fun of your friend or fucking your girl on the side, fight him like a man or don't fight at all (imo anyways, i would like to think that men in our age have some sense of chivalry and honor)


Oh fuck that man.

Once you decide to fuck with someones girl on the side or fuck with someones best friend you have reliquished your right to a "fair fight."

If you do something stupid expect to handle the consequences like a man. That includes taking that hit to the balls like a man because you deserved it. Own up bro, own up. I mean really, if I fucked my friends girl and he gut punched me out of nowhere because of that...well I deserved it.
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 06 2012 01:25 GMT
#66
On April 06 2012 10:21 Jayme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:43 Endymion wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:40 XDJuicebox wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:36 Endymion wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


wtf why did the op kick her boyfriend in the nuts, what a dick.. op sounds like a protoss

read the actual post, wow you really ARE a dick op, i can understand why she hates you lol


Sigh

What happened was a friend of mine and him were getting in some disagreements.
I was defending my friend.
Things escalated.
I kicked him in the nuts.

If you read carefully, you would've seen that.


you kicked a guy in the balls.... dick move, idc if he is making fun of your friend or fucking your girl on the side, fight him like a man or don't fight at all (imo anyways, i would like to think that men in our age have some sense of chivalry and honor)


Oh fuck that man.

Once you decide to fuck with someones girl on the side or fuck with someones best friend you have reliquished your right to a "fair fight."

If you do something stupid expect to handle the consequences like a man. That includes taking that hit to the balls like a man because you deserved it. Own up bro, own up. I mean really, if I fucked my friends girl and he gut punched me out of nowhere because of that...well I deserved it.


Yeah, that's how I justified it too. ><

Btw, nice name :D
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 01:34:41
April 06 2012 01:31 GMT
#67
it's absolutely hilarious how the thread starter posts this long story about a heartbreak, yet everyone is only concerned about the ethics of nut kick



Buy prints of my photographs at Redbubble -> http://www.redbubble.com/people/shoenberg3
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 06 2012 01:36 GMT
#68
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here

Convenient!
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Renent
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada302 Posts
April 06 2012 02:02 GMT
#69
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here



One of the best TLDRs I have ever read in my time on the internet.

Obviously this OP needs some self defense lessons from a Mr. Hank Hill.


Woof
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 06 2012 03:34 GMT
#70
Don't you just lift your leg and turn a bit to block a nut kick?
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 03:40:59
April 06 2012 03:40 GMT
#71
On April 06 2012 10:21 Jayme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:43 Endymion wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:40 XDJuicebox wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:36 Endymion wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


wtf why did the op kick her boyfriend in the nuts, what a dick.. op sounds like a protoss

read the actual post, wow you really ARE a dick op, i can understand why she hates you lol


Sigh

What happened was a friend of mine and him were getting in some disagreements.
I was defending my friend.
Things escalated.
I kicked him in the nuts.

If you read carefully, you would've seen that.


you kicked a guy in the balls.... dick move, idc if he is making fun of your friend or fucking your girl on the side, fight him like a man or don't fight at all (imo anyways, i would like to think that men in our age have some sense of chivalry and honor)


Oh fuck that man.

Once you decide to fuck with someones girl on the side or fuck with someones best friend you have reliquished your right to a "fair fight."

If you do something stupid expect to handle the consequences like a man. That includes taking that hit to the balls like a man because you deserved it. Own up bro, own up. I mean really, if I fucked my friends girl and he gut punched me out of nowhere because of that...well I deserved it.


fuck with someones girl on the side???? op is just some weirdo creeper who was never with her, she decides to get a BF so that justifies him kicking said BF in the balls? pleaseee.. if you fight, you fight with honor, fuck this BS about "street fights being ub3r tough yo," why not just pull out a gun and shoot him with that logic. who knows, he may have a nuke in a suit case!!!


On April 05 2012 13:20 Jibba wrote:
When Endymion says you've done the wrong thing, you know you probably did the right thing.

Rough story, OP.


stfu nub
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 03:44:50
April 06 2012 03:44 GMT
#72
The people who talk about honor in non-sport fighting have never been in a fight.

EDIT: Unless it was their older sister beating them up.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
April 06 2012 03:45 GMT
#73
On April 06 2012 12:44 Jibba wrote:
The people who talk about honor in non-sport fighting have never been in a fight.

EDIT: Unless it was their older sister beating them up.


she stole my sailor moon dvds..
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 03:50:42
April 06 2012 03:48 GMT
#74
What a bitch. That definitely deserves a kick to the nuts imo.

Do not forgot where TL has come from: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=76529
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
April 06 2012 03:51 GMT
#75
jokes on you, i don't even have a sister
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
April 06 2012 03:58 GMT
#76
On April 05 2012 09:43 Endymion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:40 XDJuicebox wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:36 Endymion wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


wtf why did the op kick her boyfriend in the nuts, what a dick.. op sounds like a protoss

read the actual post, wow you really ARE a dick op, i can understand why she hates you lol


Sigh

What happened was a friend of mine and him were getting in some disagreements.
I was defending my friend.
Things escalated.
I kicked him in the nuts.

If you read carefully, you would've seen that.


you kicked a guy in the balls.... dick move


The thing I laughed most about in this thread.
11 years and counting- TL #680
metbull
Profile Joined April 2011
United States404 Posts
April 06 2012 04:17 GMT
#77
Well, back in my day (the late 90s), a swift kick to the nuts his how i solved my high school bully problem. My bully had a good 50lbs on me in high school (I came in at a massive 115 lbs in my sophomore year, and didn't gain any till i was way into my 20s). He came at me in the dressing room, making threatening movements (pulling back his leg to kick me but putting it down, or acting like he was going to punch me but stopping as his arm was coming forward). I dropped him with one kick when he was throwing a punch/fake punch (don't know which).
but regarding op, "defending your friend" seems like a very thinly veiled reason for getting involved in a fight with this girls boyfriend.
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 06 2012 06:04 GMT
#78
On April 06 2012 13:17 metbull wrote:
Well, back in my day (the late 90s), a swift kick to the nuts his how i solved my high school bully problem. My bully had a good 50lbs on me in high school (I came in at a massive 115 lbs in my sophomore year, and didn't gain any till i was way into my 20s). He came at me in the dressing room, making threatening movements (pulling back his leg to kick me but putting it down, or acting like he was going to punch me but stopping as his arm was coming forward). I dropped him with one kick when he was throwing a punch/fake punch (don't know which).
but regarding op, "defending your friend" seems like a very thinly veiled reason for getting involved in a fight with this girls boyfriend.


Well, I don't really want to discuss what they were arguing about ><
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 16:17:58
April 06 2012 16:15 GMT
#79
what is this shit?

edit: nothing wrong with ball kicking but haha this seems like some middle school fiction
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 16:28:58
April 06 2012 16:28 GMT
#80
On April 05 2012 09:02 XDJuicebox wrote:
So then Jamie and I began hanging out - but I wanted to ladder, so she would come over and do her homework while I laddered.

and i thought this was the peak of the funny in your blog
:)
Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 6h 44m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
UpATreeSC 364
ProTech154
Livibee 102
SHIN 44
RushiSC 35
MindelVK 14
StarCraft: Brood War
Calm 3527
Sea 1121
Shuttle 968
EffOrt 593
Soulkey 383
Mini 345
firebathero 239
ggaemo 197
Mong 76
Free 53
[ Show more ]
Sharp 52
scan(afreeca) 46
Pusan 43
Hyun 35
sorry 21
Sacsri 21
910 19
Rock 19
IntoTheRainbow 14
Shine 12
GoRush 11
Bale 10
Dota 2
qojqva4539
Dendi1824
420jenkins443
monkeys_forever87
canceldota0
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King111
Other Games
gofns35038
tarik_tv12057
pashabiceps1707
FrodaN955
B2W.Neo610
Beastyqt241
Hui .176
ArmadaUGS164
C9.Mang0151
XaKoH 109
BRAT_OK 91
Trikslyr76
Dewaltoss37
OptimusSC21
Organizations
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream2084
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
[ Show 17 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• sooper7s
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Migwel
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
StarCraft: Brood War
• HerbMon 30
• FirePhoenix8
• Michael_bg 3
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• lizZardDota266
League of Legends
• TFBlade805
Other Games
• Shiphtur203
• imaqtpie121
Upcoming Events
PiGosaur Cup
6h 44m
Replay Cast
15h 44m
The PondCast
1d 16h
OSC
2 days
CranKy Ducklings
2 days
GSL
3 days
Maru vs ShoWTimE
Classic vs Reynor
herO vs Lambo
Solar vs Clem
BSL22 NKC (BSL vs China)
4 days
XuanXuan vs Jaystar
Mihu vs Messiah
eOnzErG vs Dewalt
Bonyth vs Jaystar
TerrOr vs Messiah
XuanXuan vs Mihu
eOnzErG vs Jaystar
Replay Cast
4 days
GSL
4 days
Patches Events
4 days
[ Show More ]
BSL22 NKC (BSL vs China)
5 days
Dewalt vs Messiah
Bonyth vs Mihu
TerrOr vs XuanXuan
eOnzErG vs Messiah
Jaystar vs Mihu
Dewalt vs XuanXuan
Bonyth vs TerrOr
Replay Cast
5 days
WardiTV Weekly
5 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-06-15
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
Heroes Pulsing #1

Ongoing

IPSL Spring 2026
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 2
Acropolis #4
CSCL: Masked Kings S4
YSL S3
BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
SCTL 2026 Spring
Maestros of the Game 2
WardiTV Spring 2026
Murky Cup 2026
Heroes Pulsing #2
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1

Upcoming

CSL 2026 Summer (S21)
CSLAN 4
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Revival: Season 6
CranK Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League
HSC XXIX
Douyu Cup 2026
BCC 2026
Heroes Pulsing #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual
Stake Ranked Episode 3
XSE Pro League 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.