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polishedturd
Profile Joined October 2010
United States505 Posts
April 05 2012 22:14 GMT
#61
On April 06 2012 06:58 eXigent. wrote:
Most of these people telling you not to kick someone in the balls have no idea what can possibly happen in a street fight, especially with a guy double your size. People these days dont fight fair either way. How could the OP know that if he were to lose the fight, that it would simply be over and done with? What if the guy decided to fuckin stomp his head after he went down? Or kick him in the face over and over? How many of you have actually been in a legit street fight where the outcome could lead to serious damage for either party? I think kicking someone in the balls in order to win is perfectly fine, because odds are it just saved you from a $8,000 hospital bill had he gone too far and seriously injured you. Ignore all these people who think chivalry and rules are required, as they obviously have never been knee deep in the shit!


calm down sparky
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biomech
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany380 Posts
April 05 2012 22:36 GMT
#62
i liked the part before you were physically harming any people involved.
not that i think kicking nuts is a bad thing in general - yet one'd be better off handling _that certain kind of stuff_ differently.

i think you blew it. you didn't buy her a teddy bear!
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
April 05 2012 22:53 GMT
#63
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


This is great, but sad how simplified you make it T_T
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XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 05 2012 23:04 GMT
#64
On April 06 2012 07:36 biomech wrote:
i liked the part before you were physically harming any people involved.
not that i think kicking nuts is a bad thing in general - yet one'd be better off handling _that certain kind of stuff_ differently.

i think you blew it. you didn't buy her a teddy bear!


I know :/

Oh wells...she wasn't that good at SC2 anyways >
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 01:22:44
April 06 2012 01:21 GMT
#65
On April 05 2012 09:43 Endymion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:40 XDJuicebox wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:36 Endymion wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


wtf why did the op kick her boyfriend in the nuts, what a dick.. op sounds like a protoss

read the actual post, wow you really ARE a dick op, i can understand why she hates you lol


Sigh

What happened was a friend of mine and him were getting in some disagreements.
I was defending my friend.
Things escalated.
I kicked him in the nuts.

If you read carefully, you would've seen that.


you kicked a guy in the balls.... dick move, idc if he is making fun of your friend or fucking your girl on the side, fight him like a man or don't fight at all (imo anyways, i would like to think that men in our age have some sense of chivalry and honor)


Oh fuck that man.

Once you decide to fuck with someones girl on the side or fuck with someones best friend you have reliquished your right to a "fair fight."

If you do something stupid expect to handle the consequences like a man. That includes taking that hit to the balls like a man because you deserved it. Own up bro, own up. I mean really, if I fucked my friends girl and he gut punched me out of nowhere because of that...well I deserved it.
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XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 06 2012 01:25 GMT
#66
On April 06 2012 10:21 Jayme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:43 Endymion wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:40 XDJuicebox wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:36 Endymion wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


wtf why did the op kick her boyfriend in the nuts, what a dick.. op sounds like a protoss

read the actual post, wow you really ARE a dick op, i can understand why she hates you lol


Sigh

What happened was a friend of mine and him were getting in some disagreements.
I was defending my friend.
Things escalated.
I kicked him in the nuts.

If you read carefully, you would've seen that.


you kicked a guy in the balls.... dick move, idc if he is making fun of your friend or fucking your girl on the side, fight him like a man or don't fight at all (imo anyways, i would like to think that men in our age have some sense of chivalry and honor)


Oh fuck that man.

Once you decide to fuck with someones girl on the side or fuck with someones best friend you have reliquished your right to a "fair fight."

If you do something stupid expect to handle the consequences like a man. That includes taking that hit to the balls like a man because you deserved it. Own up bro, own up. I mean really, if I fucked my friends girl and he gut punched me out of nowhere because of that...well I deserved it.


Yeah, that's how I justified it too. ><

Btw, nice name :D
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 01:34:41
April 06 2012 01:31 GMT
#67
it's absolutely hilarious how the thread starter posts this long story about a heartbreak, yet everyone is only concerned about the ethics of nut kick



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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
April 06 2012 01:36 GMT
#68
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here

Convenient!
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Renent
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada302 Posts
April 06 2012 02:02 GMT
#69
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here



One of the best TLDRs I have ever read in my time on the internet.

Obviously this OP needs some self defense lessons from a Mr. Hank Hill.


Woof
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 06 2012 03:34 GMT
#70
Don't you just lift your leg and turn a bit to block a nut kick?
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 03:40:59
April 06 2012 03:40 GMT
#71
On April 06 2012 10:21 Jayme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:43 Endymion wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:40 XDJuicebox wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:36 Endymion wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


wtf why did the op kick her boyfriend in the nuts, what a dick.. op sounds like a protoss

read the actual post, wow you really ARE a dick op, i can understand why she hates you lol


Sigh

What happened was a friend of mine and him were getting in some disagreements.
I was defending my friend.
Things escalated.
I kicked him in the nuts.

If you read carefully, you would've seen that.


you kicked a guy in the balls.... dick move, idc if he is making fun of your friend or fucking your girl on the side, fight him like a man or don't fight at all (imo anyways, i would like to think that men in our age have some sense of chivalry and honor)


Oh fuck that man.

Once you decide to fuck with someones girl on the side or fuck with someones best friend you have reliquished your right to a "fair fight."

If you do something stupid expect to handle the consequences like a man. That includes taking that hit to the balls like a man because you deserved it. Own up bro, own up. I mean really, if I fucked my friends girl and he gut punched me out of nowhere because of that...well I deserved it.


fuck with someones girl on the side???? op is just some weirdo creeper who was never with her, she decides to get a BF so that justifies him kicking said BF in the balls? pleaseee.. if you fight, you fight with honor, fuck this BS about "street fights being ub3r tough yo," why not just pull out a gun and shoot him with that logic. who knows, he may have a nuke in a suit case!!!


On April 05 2012 13:20 Jibba wrote:
When Endymion says you've done the wrong thing, you know you probably did the right thing.

Rough story, OP.


stfu nub
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 03:44:50
April 06 2012 03:44 GMT
#72
The people who talk about honor in non-sport fighting have never been in a fight.

EDIT: Unless it was their older sister beating them up.
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Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
April 06 2012 03:45 GMT
#73
On April 06 2012 12:44 Jibba wrote:
The people who talk about honor in non-sport fighting have never been in a fight.

EDIT: Unless it was their older sister beating them up.


she stole my sailor moon dvds..
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 03:50:42
April 06 2012 03:48 GMT
#74
What a bitch. That definitely deserves a kick to the nuts imo.

Do not forgot where TL has come from: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=76529
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
April 06 2012 03:51 GMT
#75
jokes on you, i don't even have a sister
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
April 06 2012 03:58 GMT
#76
On April 05 2012 09:43 Endymion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:40 XDJuicebox wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:36 Endymion wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


wtf why did the op kick her boyfriend in the nuts, what a dick.. op sounds like a protoss

read the actual post, wow you really ARE a dick op, i can understand why she hates you lol


Sigh

What happened was a friend of mine and him were getting in some disagreements.
I was defending my friend.
Things escalated.
I kicked him in the nuts.

If you read carefully, you would've seen that.


you kicked a guy in the balls.... dick move


The thing I laughed most about in this thread.
11 years and counting- TL #680
metbull
Profile Joined April 2011
United States404 Posts
April 06 2012 04:17 GMT
#77
Well, back in my day (the late 90s), a swift kick to the nuts his how i solved my high school bully problem. My bully had a good 50lbs on me in high school (I came in at a massive 115 lbs in my sophomore year, and didn't gain any till i was way into my 20s). He came at me in the dressing room, making threatening movements (pulling back his leg to kick me but putting it down, or acting like he was going to punch me but stopping as his arm was coming forward). I dropped him with one kick when he was throwing a punch/fake punch (don't know which).
but regarding op, "defending your friend" seems like a very thinly veiled reason for getting involved in a fight with this girls boyfriend.
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 06 2012 06:04 GMT
#78
On April 06 2012 13:17 metbull wrote:
Well, back in my day (the late 90s), a swift kick to the nuts his how i solved my high school bully problem. My bully had a good 50lbs on me in high school (I came in at a massive 115 lbs in my sophomore year, and didn't gain any till i was way into my 20s). He came at me in the dressing room, making threatening movements (pulling back his leg to kick me but putting it down, or acting like he was going to punch me but stopping as his arm was coming forward). I dropped him with one kick when he was throwing a punch/fake punch (don't know which).
but regarding op, "defending your friend" seems like a very thinly veiled reason for getting involved in a fight with this girls boyfriend.


Well, I don't really want to discuss what they were arguing about ><
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 16:17:58
April 06 2012 16:15 GMT
#79
what is this shit?

edit: nothing wrong with ball kicking but haha this seems like some middle school fiction
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 16:28:58
April 06 2012 16:28 GMT
#80
On April 05 2012 09:02 XDJuicebox wrote:
So then Jamie and I began hanging out - but I wanted to ladder, so she would come over and do her homework while I laddered.

and i thought this was the peak of the funny in your blog
:)
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