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Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
April 05 2012 00:43 GMT
#21
On April 05 2012 09:40 XDJuicebox wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:36 Endymion wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


wtf why did the op kick her boyfriend in the nuts, what a dick.. op sounds like a protoss

read the actual post, wow you really ARE a dick op, i can understand why she hates you lol


Sigh

What happened was a friend of mine and him were getting in some disagreements.
I was defending my friend.
Things escalated.
I kicked him in the nuts.

If you read carefully, you would've seen that.


you kicked a guy in the balls.... dick move, idc if he is making fun of your friend or fucking your girl on the side, fight him like a man or don't fight at all (imo anyways, i would like to think that men in our age have some sense of chivalry and honor)
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-05 00:43:48
April 05 2012 00:43 GMT
#22
On April 05 2012 09:41 honed wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:40 XDJuicebox wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:36 Endymion wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


wtf why did the op kick her boyfriend in the nuts, what a dick.. op sounds like a protoss

read the actual post, wow you really ARE a dick op, i can understand why she hates you lol


Sigh

What happened was a friend of mine and him were getting in some disagreements.
I was defending my friend.
Things escalated.
I kicked him in the nuts.

If you read carefully, you would've seen that.

i dont think careful reading is required to see that o_o


Well, no one caught that I fought him because of his beef with my friend, and not because I was jealous... ><

If I'm a douche for nutkicking, so be it, but I'm a skinny twig and it was my only option.

Plus, he swung first.
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
seiferoth10
Profile Joined May 2010
3362 Posts
April 05 2012 00:45 GMT
#23
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here

I think TL needs to hire you as Girl Blog translator. Amazing work.
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
April 05 2012 00:49 GMT
#24
imo only time you can kick guys in the nuts if you are a guy yourself is if: 1. he tries kicking YOU in the nuts 2. it's a matter of life and death. Don't do it! it really hurts.
Sitinte
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States499 Posts
April 05 2012 00:49 GMT
#25
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


omg, that was my senior year of high school. Except the girl's boyfriend was about to come up to me and start something, but he bumped into my friend who was messing around and being goofy. Long story short, the guy was not pleased and punched my friend in the gut, which resulted in the guy being slammed headfirst into the wall.

Then the story ends with the girl saying she hated me. fivestarswouldwatchagain.
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 05 2012 00:56 GMT
#26
On April 05 2012 09:49 Sitinte wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


omg, that was my senior year of high school. Except the girl's boyfriend was about to come up to me and start something, but he bumped into my friend who was messing around and being goofy. Long story short, the guy was not pleased and punched my friend in the gut, which resulted in the guy being slammed headfirst into the wall.

Then the story ends with the girl saying she hated me. fivestarswouldwatchagain.


Wait what? I'm really confused
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
Sitinte
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States499 Posts
April 05 2012 01:00 GMT
#27
On April 05 2012 09:56 XDJuicebox wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:49 Sitinte wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


omg, that was my senior year of high school. Except the girl's boyfriend was about to come up to me and start something, but he bumped into my friend who was messing around and being goofy. Long story short, the guy was not pleased and punched my friend in the gut, which resulted in the guy being slammed headfirst into the wall.

Then the story ends with the girl saying she hated me. fivestarswouldwatchagain.


Wait what? I'm really confused


Well, I was in a situation like yours with a girl during h.s., except I wasn't involved in any way in fighting the guy or trying to start a fight (since I had a few weeks to mellow out in advance), and the guy tried to start something with me.

My friend happened to be in his path as he was making his way toward me, and guy took out his anger toward me on my friend. And my friend just picked the guy up after being punched (this guy is 5' 5'' and my friend is 6'3) and threw him headfirst into a wall. I felt bad for the guy, but I would totally watch it happen again, just for shits and giggles.
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 05 2012 01:07 GMT
#28
On April 05 2012 10:00 Sitinte wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:56 XDJuicebox wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:49 Sitinte wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


omg, that was my senior year of high school. Except the girl's boyfriend was about to come up to me and start something, but he bumped into my friend who was messing around and being goofy. Long story short, the guy was not pleased and punched my friend in the gut, which resulted in the guy being slammed headfirst into the wall.

Then the story ends with the girl saying she hated me. fivestarswouldwatchagain.


Wait what? I'm really confused


Well, I was in a situation like yours with a girl during h.s., except I wasn't involved in any way in fighting the guy or trying to start a fight (since I had a few weeks to mellow out in advance), and the guy tried to start something with me.

My friend happened to be in his path as he was making his way toward me, and guy took out his anger toward me on my friend. And my friend just picked the guy up after being punched (this guy is 5' 5'' and my friend is 6'3) and threw him headfirst into a wall. I felt bad for the guy, but I would totally watch it happen again, just for shits and giggles.


Oh lol, that's actually pretty great ^_^
Major shits and giggles?
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
getSome[703]
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States753 Posts
April 05 2012 01:18 GMT
#29
On April 05 2012 09:45 seiferoth10 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here

I think TL needs to hire you as Girl Blog translator. Amazing work.


Thanks. I'm now taking requests for free girl blog translations. Once I have enough experience I'll submit my girl blog resume to chill for approval
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chaos22
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada23 Posts
April 05 2012 01:26 GMT
#30
Hm funny story i have also gotten in a fight over a girl in high school. it was five or so years ago now. but they were wimps it was two on one and it was one sided for me sure i felt bad after it was said and done. i was walking back a cross the road too go back too class and my x meant me half away a cross and i said she hated me and never wanted too see me again although i have too say i had a smile the whole time. i still smile thinking about it although i didn't kick the guys in the nuts :s sometimes its just better too lose like a man if your life isn't in danger who knows maybe your x would of been mad at the guy who beat you up!
EtnDMaestro|bZgMaestro|ThyMaestro
JOJOsc2news
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
3000 Posts
April 05 2012 01:33 GMT
#31
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here

That and all the comments is all I read.
---
OP falls for girl - ok...

gets friendzoned - dude... but ok...

that valentines disaster - ouch... ok

girl gets boyfriend - well at this point... ok

op kicks boyfriend in nuts - *sigh* OP... while there is a dodgy organization out there with a very similar name (not the topic of this blog)... the region below the belt contains invisible children... one does not hurt them. Fight like a man... fight like a nerd... run away... whatever but not the balls. Honour... arrrrr... Ned Stark!

girl says she hates op - ok
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XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 05 2012 01:44 GMT
#32
Ehhh this was over a year ago...

But I treated it as though the guy were trying to kill me o.O
Oh wells, he recovered haha
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
Ephemerality
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States203 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-05 01:52:56
April 05 2012 01:48 GMT
#33
Everyone who has taken a self defense class (aka the one I took last week that lasted like an hour) knows that you don't kick them in the balls. You hold their shoulders, knee them in the balls repeatedly, then throw them onto the ground. After that, you either run away screaming like a stressed out day9 for help, or get on top of them, lock their arms, and whale on them like Idra when he scouts some scrub's cheese.

Edit: Stupid grammar.
FIGHT APATHY... or don't
EchelonTee
Profile Joined February 2011
United States5262 Posts
April 05 2012 01:51 GMT
#34
that time you stayed over at her house, nothing happened? that was like, the perfect opportunity for you lol. It sounds like you had something going, but then you waited "a few months" and started to fall in love, which completely squandered your chances. It's generally a good idea to get with said girl, show interest, and THEN fall in love. it's also usually a good idea to check around if she's interested in you. if you didn't notice that she had gotten a shit ton of stuff for valentines, then that's your fault for not being attentive.

And if you're fighting a guy because he has beef with your friend, it means you're fighting for respect. which means you fight with honor. If you're fighting to protect someone's life/wellbeing, then you fight dirty. If some thug pulled a knife on my buddy I'd go dirty, but if it's a grudge fight, you don't prove anything by being a thug yourself.
aka "neophyte". learn lots. dont judge. laugh for no reason. be nice. seek happiness. -D[9]
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 05 2012 02:02 GMT
#35
On April 05 2012 10:51 EchelonTee wrote:
that time you stayed over at her house, nothing happened? that was like, the perfect opportunity for you lol. It sounds like you had something going, but then you waited "a few months" and started to fall in love, which completely squandered your chances. It's generally a good idea to get with said girl, show interest, and THEN fall in love. it's also usually a good idea to check around if she's interested in you. if you didn't notice that she had gotten a shit ton of stuff for valentines, then that's your fault for not being attentive.

And if you're fighting a guy because he has beef with your friend, it means you're fighting for respect. which means you fight with honor. If you're fighting to protect someone's life/wellbeing, then you fight dirty. If some thug pulled a knife on my buddy I'd go dirty, but if it's a grudge fight, you don't prove anything by being a thug yourself.


Haha I totally messed it up ><
I've been a lot better with relationships after that...

Well, it was more I talked to him, and he got mad, and I guess I panzied out as he swung at me ><
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
hoot00
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States77 Posts
April 05 2012 02:15 GMT
#36
Did you win the fight?

That's really the only thing that matters
LEGENDS NEVER GG
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 05 2012 02:24 GMT
#37
On April 05 2012 11:15 hoot00 wrote:
Did you win the fight?

That's really the only thing that matters


Yes...after the kick, he was down and I walked away.
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
Thienan567
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States670 Posts
April 05 2012 02:30 GMT
#38
dude she went over to ur house prolly for months and u didnt do anything???

damn man thats like not picking off brood lords by themselves. and zerg only has like 1 base n u have 200/200 3/3 stalkers wtf

no wonder she got a 'new' bf she was going 4 u bro
MaV_gGSC
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada1345 Posts
April 05 2012 02:31 GMT
#39
I can't believe you kicked her BF in the nuts? Lmao are you crazy? That shit hurts man
Life's good :D
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 05 2012 02:35 GMT
#40
On April 05 2012 11:31 MaV_gGSC wrote:
I can't believe you kicked her BF in the nuts? Lmao are you crazy? That shit hurts man


He was trying to beat me up and I'm a wimp :/

And yeah...I didn't know that though ><
I didn't know she was going for me! D:
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
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