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Kazahk
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States385 Posts
April 05 2012 03:05 GMT
#41
Dang, that's harsh... Well best of luck is all I really have to say :3
Rngesus blessed me with a tooth half, then shunned me with a spinach roll.
Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2781 Posts
April 05 2012 03:30 GMT
#42
On April 05 2012 09:43 Endymion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:40 XDJuicebox wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:36 Endymion wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


wtf why did the op kick her boyfriend in the nuts, what a dick.. op sounds like a protoss

read the actual post, wow you really ARE a dick op, i can understand why she hates you lol


Sigh

What happened was a friend of mine and him were getting in some disagreements.
I was defending my friend.
Things escalated.
I kicked him in the nuts.

If you read carefully, you would've seen that.


you kicked a guy in the balls.... dick move, idc if he is making fun of your friend or fucking your girl on the side, fight him like a man or don't fight at all (imo anyways, i would like to think that men in our age have some sense of chivalry and honor)


LOL.

Sorry, but I don't think chivalry and honor apply anymore - they're dead. Mankind stops playing by the rules the moment the odds are against us. There is no such thing as a 'real' clean fight. Real fighting is dirty.

Besides, the other guy was described as 100 pounds heavier than him and a MMA fighter. It's not like he would win a "fair" fight. Although, it does depend on who INITIATED COMBAT, to use a term.

Honor as equals. The moment someone attacks me, they have lost my respect, and have violated the mutual agreement between all human beings that is the right to life.

To the OP, AND TO ALL GIRL BLOGS:

Get the fuck over it. Seriously. I know, I'm looping the general advice of eveyone here who ever bothers to read one of these over-emotional POS, but who the fuck cares?

In the end, she wasn't worth your time. Remember the good times you had with her, and now LET. HER. DIE.

Figuratively, not literally .

You only live once. Now go own some noobs.

"Think of the hysteria following the realization that they consciously consume babies and raise the dead people from their graves" - N0
EatThePath
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3943 Posts
April 05 2012 03:38 GMT
#43
On April 05 2012 09:43 Endymion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:40 XDJuicebox wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:36 Endymion wrote:
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


wtf why did the op kick her boyfriend in the nuts, what a dick.. op sounds like a protoss

read the actual post, wow you really ARE a dick op, i can understand why she hates you lol


Sigh

What happened was a friend of mine and him were getting in some disagreements.
I was defending my friend.
Things escalated.
I kicked him in the nuts.

If you read carefully, you would've seen that.


you kicked a guy in the balls.... dick move, idc if he is making fun of your friend or fucking your girl on the side, fight him like a man or don't fight at all (imo anyways, i would like to think that men in our age have some sense of chivalry and honor)


wtf is this shit? fair play to OP. if you want to use violence against someone, don't let yourself get kicked in the nuts like a fuckwit. if you want to use violence against someone, you deserve the misery of getting kicked in the nuts.
Comprehensive strategic intention: DNE
krisss
Profile Joined November 2010
Luxembourg305 Posts
April 05 2012 04:10 GMT
#44
nice read.
you could write some nice script for some indie movie with that storyline. I'd watch it
life is like fighting a dinosaur.. it's pretty hard.
InTheFade
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1721 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-05 04:19:58
April 05 2012 04:18 GMT
#45
On April 05 2012 11:24 XDJuicebox wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 11:15 hoot00 wrote:
Did you win the fight?

That's really the only thing that matters


Yes...after the kick, he was down and walked away.

I wouldn't call that winning... You lost in the grand scheme, now didn't you?

Yes, I did rate your blog one star because, if you've ever been legitimately smashed in the balls, it can hurt for a long time. I once got kicked so hard it hurt (random sharp pains a couple times a day) for A YEAR. You don't kick people in the balls, unless they're sex offenders or something, I don't know. You didn't get the girl, deal with it and please stop kicking people in the balls.

One of my buds from middle school did the EXACT same thing as OP. Lost the girl (my friend was actually DATING the girl, at least), got pissed, fought the much stronger new guy, and kicked him in the balls.

And you people wonder why you didn't get the girl! Ugh... Well, I did pretty stupid shit in high school, too. But I never kicked someone in the balls :/

EDIT: come to think of it, the guy who kicked me in the balls was also smaller than me... *sigh*
... Knowmsayin'?
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-05 04:21:21
April 05 2012 04:20 GMT
#46
When Endymion says you've done the wrong thing, you know you probably did the right thing.

Rough story, OP.
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Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
April 05 2012 04:30 GMT
#47
Judging by the story, you failed to define the relationship, and so it fell apart.
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
Renent
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada302 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-05 05:02:05
April 05 2012 04:48 GMT
#48
Woof
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 05 2012 05:17 GMT
#49
On April 05 2012 13:20 Jibba wrote:
When Endymion says you've done the wrong thing, you know you probably did the right thing.

Rough story, OP.


Thanks, glad not everyone here is insensitive and mean :D

How does one "define the relationship" without doing it too soon?
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-05 07:20:45
April 05 2012 05:56 GMT
#50
On April 05 2012 14:17 XDJuicebox wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 13:20 Jibba wrote:
When Endymion says you've done the wrong thing, you know you probably did the right thing.

Rough story, OP.


Thanks, glad not everyone here is insensitive and mean :D

How does one "define the relationship" without doing it too soon?

Well, you had already slept inside her household, I'm pretty sure you could have made a move any time
Edit: Didn't really answer the question did it? Tell her how happy you are, that you want life to stay something like this, and it should progress naturally.
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
April 05 2012 14:00 GMT
#51
Lol @ the people saying the OP is a dirty wimp. What? When you're in a fight, you fight to win. You only fight by the rules if you're getting paid for fighting and winning by the rules. Hell, you're up against a better-trained guy, you better do what you gotta do to win. His fault really for not protecting his family jewels - basics of all fights since elementary school.

As for the whole story though, yeah man this is as friendzone as it gets. Way too comfortable here. You get to the minimum level of comfort to ask her out and have face-to-face interactions, then after that you stop getting too comfortable and make her confused about your true motivations. Looks like it didn't take long for her to see that you got all you wanted in the friendship with her - someone to enjoy hobbies together with and share interests - and that's exactly where she put you.

When a girl invites you over to stay overnight at her place with nobody else home (or at least all sleeping) that fucking means that she wants you to make the move. It's like the most obvious test she can throw at you to see if you want her as a girlfriend or a friend. How can she put her pride and value in a man that doesn't have the balls to follow his hormones in the most welcoming atmosphere ever?

Good lessons learned and life moves on. Since she's not willing to talk to you, simply don't. Seeing that she had the guts to bring you to her home in the first place, she'll let you know when she's ready to talk to you again.
[TLMS] REBOOT
Mementoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada2595 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-05 14:24:07
April 05 2012 14:20 GMT
#52
Man this girl blog is well written, most of the time I read and just purely facepalm but Fuck dude I was cheering for you to bone Jamie.

--> When A girl invites you over the night you are either
a) Gay
b) She is putting a huge move on you because you never put the moves on her

--> Things woulda worked out differently if you kissed her the night you stayed at her place.

Edit: Jamie is the girls name in the movie "Just Friends" so I kept picturing her, even though she was white. And I kept picturing you are the fat dude that gets friendzoned. Lol fuck.

[image loading]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu96xMwFVXw
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 05 2012 14:26 GMT
#53
Haha thanks for the encouragement guys. I know what I'm doing next time a girl invites me to spend the night >< ^_^

And thanks Mementoss, that was really uplifting...not only do I feel better but I feel like a better writer haha
EXCEPT I'M NOT FAT xP
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
Mementoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada2595 Posts
April 05 2012 14:34 GMT
#54
Directors Cut Ending: Guy gets married to Jamie. Can never have kids because of the kick to the balls. They go to sperm center and get sperm for baby. OP switches it for his own sperm. Jamie having OP's kid. *Fade to Black*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu96xMwFVXw
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
April 05 2012 15:11 GMT
#55
On April 05 2012 09:22 XDJuicebox wrote:
Not really...I wrote it so people could laugh


Wow, you're a cool guy! Personally I hate sharing embarassing stories, it makes me cringe like hell.
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
HardlyNever
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1258 Posts
April 05 2012 17:45 GMT
#56
Why is everyone so pissed about the ball-kicking? I've taken multiple martial arts over 6+ years. I feel like I could handle myself in a "fair fight."

If it were a street fight that someone else started, I would kick him square in the junk if the opportunity presented itself. No shame in that. "Rules" are for games like sparring and stuff. And idiots. Not getting hurt is what counts in "real" fights.
Out there, the Kid learned to fend for himself. Learned to build. Learned to break.
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
April 05 2012 18:04 GMT
#57
started off well enough, everything was going well, then you kicked her bf in the nuts.

lol.
Ushio
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada868 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-05 19:27:30
April 05 2012 19:15 GMT
#58
On April 05 2012 09:13 getSome[703] wrote:
tldr for everyone

op falls for girl
gets friendzoned
approaches girl and gets rejected on valentines day
girl gets boyfriend, op kicks boyfriend in nuts, girl says she hates op

nothing to see here


Well done, Im surprised he didnt make a move when her parents and brother were out of town and he was AT HER HOUSE. Jesus you can only blame this on yourself OP.


On April 05 2012 09:31 XDJuicebox wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2012 09:28 Maxd11 wrote:
Guys wear belts for a reason. They show the line that you cannot hit below.


It was either that or get the shit kicked out of me by a guy who could bench 220 ><

I can't even bench 100


Another problem here is that her bf was a shredded sick knt while you were just a sad knt. Stop being a sad knt, be a sick knt.
http://myanimelist.net/profile/billng
GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
April 05 2012 21:01 GMT
#59
maybe her bf plays zerg
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eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
April 05 2012 21:58 GMT
#60
Most of these people telling you not to kick someone in the balls have no idea what can possibly happen in a street fight, especially with a guy double your size. People these days dont fight fair either way. How could the OP know that if he were to lose the fight, that it would simply be over and done with? What if the guy decided to fuckin stomp his head after he went down? Or kick him in the face over and over? How many of you have actually been in a legit street fight where the outcome could lead to serious damage for either party? I think kicking someone in the balls in order to win is perfectly fine, because odds are it just saved you from a $8,000 hospital bill had he gone too far and seriously injured you. Ignore all these people who think chivalry and rules are required, as they obviously have never been knee deep in the shit!
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