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emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-25 20:59:57
March 25 2012 20:58 GMT
#1
My ass is bleeding =(

Been an Asian i love to eat hot food and sometimes i have to

For the past few month, every time when I eat some hot, the next day i take poop, there is blood on my shit, but somehow my asshole doesn't hurt at all, actually my ass doesn't feel abnormal at all.

and again when i eat soft western food, my shit is normal.

I have told this to my friend and my friend told me its normal (WDFFF), i trusted him at first but now this kind worries me.

fuck, should I call doctor to look up ass? that's sounds so embarrassing dude.

fuck my life.... omg

SHIT GOT REAL!


and ya, Im not homosexual >.<

****
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
March 25 2012 21:00 GMT
#2
That no homo comment was strange. See a doctor brah.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Reborn8u
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1761 Posts
March 25 2012 21:02 GMT
#3
You should see a doctor, your friend and the internet are not the place to seek help when you possilby have internal bleeding.
:)
Spikeke
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada106 Posts
March 25 2012 21:03 GMT
#4
South Park had an episode where Billy Mays was selling Chipotle-away. Removes blood from underwear... Of course that was a joke, could be useful here though...
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
March 25 2012 21:04 GMT
#5
have you been putting things up your bum? this can happen if something sharp gets in there, you might've even sat on some glass and got it up there somehow. also straight people have anal sex i hear...
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
March 25 2012 21:06 GMT
#6
On March 26 2012 06:04 Roe wrote:
have you been putting things up your bum? this can happen if something sharp gets in there, you might've even sat on some glass and got it up there somehow. also straight people have anal sex i hear...


I'm guessing he was hoping to cover all this with the no homo attachment.
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emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
March 25 2012 21:07 GMT
#7
ya, gonna call doctor tomorrow =(
corpuscle
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States1967 Posts
March 25 2012 21:08 GMT
#8
Probably just hemorrhoids. Not a big deal. Get some Prep-H (comes in cream and wipe form) and use it. Just look around for your local drug store for cream/wipes with Phenylephrine and/or Witch Hazel.
From the void I am born into wave and particle
Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-25 21:18:26
March 25 2012 21:16 GMT
#9
On March 26 2012 06:08 corpuscle wrote:
Probably just hemorrhoids. Not a big deal. Get some Prep-H (comes in cream and wipe form) and use it. Just look around for your local drug store for cream/wipes with Phenylephrine and/or Witch Hazel.

Wouldn't hemorrhoids hurt or itch by the time they are bleeding though?
Kurr
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2338 Posts
March 25 2012 21:17 GMT
#10
On March 26 2012 06:02 Reborn8u wrote:
You should see a doctor, your friend and the internet are not the place to seek help when you possilby have internal bleeding.


Internal bleeding would come out as black more than red. If it's blood, it's something closer such as hemorroids or another similar problem. But yeah, consulting a doctor is a no brainer obviously.
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Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34495 Posts
March 25 2012 21:17 GMT
#11
Go see a doctor. Blood in your stools can mean a variety of things. Your doctor will most likely take a history of your symptoms, most likely examine you, and at that point he/she'll ask for a blood test and decide whether to refer you to the hospital for further tests.

I know it feels embarrassing but hang in there. It is most likely nothing but it is better to be safe than sorry.
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isleyofthenorth
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Austria894 Posts
March 25 2012 21:18 GMT
#12
On March 26 2012 06:17 Kurr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 26 2012 06:02 Reborn8u wrote:
You should see a doctor, your friend and the internet are not the place to seek help when you possilby have internal bleeding.


Internal bleeding would come out as black more than red. If it's blood, it's something closer such as hemorroids or another similar problem. But yeah, consulting a doctor is a no brainer obviously.


if the internal bleeding is near the end it wont come out black but red
hadang
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany941 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-25 21:20:29
March 25 2012 21:19 GMT
#13
Go do a doctor ASAP, it is probably something trivial - but first thought of blood in stool is always colorectal carcinoma
Iyerbeth
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
England2410 Posts
March 25 2012 21:20 GMT
#14
Indeed, should just contact a dr for any health issue, Internet health advise is always risky. I can also pretty much guarentee your dr isn't going to be like "WTF, I've never heard of anything like that! You freak!!!" so don't be embaressed. He'll have seen it before, he'll know what steps to take, and any awkwardness will really just be your perception of things.
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corpuscle
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States1967 Posts
March 25 2012 21:21 GMT
#15
On March 26 2012 06:16 Ingenol wrote:

Wouldn't hemorrhoids hurt or itch by the time they are bleeding though?


Not necessarily, if they're minor enough. It's a little weird, but not unheard of.
From the void I am born into wave and particle
ClysmiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2192 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-25 21:26:32
March 25 2012 21:26 GMT
#16
My ass is bleeding, AMA.


But yeah, see a doctor lol
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34495 Posts
March 25 2012 21:27 GMT
#17
On March 26 2012 06:26 ClysmiC wrote:
My ass is bleeding, AMA.


But yeah, see a doctor lol

+karma

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emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
March 25 2012 21:30 GMT
#18
Ya u guys are right, i shouldve went to see doctor earlier

just didnt care enough because it doesn't hurt at all.
Chaves
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Brazil315 Posts
March 25 2012 21:31 GMT
#19
And yyou need put it at TL? come on guys!
NeonFlare
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Finland1307 Posts
March 25 2012 21:32 GMT
#20
If you don't have any pains at all and the blood is bright red, it shouldn't be anything super serious. Probably some part of your intestines doesn't react well to hot stuff. Still worth checking out if it keeps happening regularly. Black-ish blood is a bad sign and should be checked out straight away as the bleeding is far further up within the body then.

Hopefully it isn't a form of inflammatory bowel disease.
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
March 25 2012 21:32 GMT
#21
DUDE go to the doctor....
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emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
March 25 2012 21:34 GMT
#22
On March 26 2012 06:31 Chaves wrote:
And yyou need put it at TL? come on guys!

its my blog dude
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
March 25 2012 21:34 GMT
#23
Yo, there may be too many nuts in the food. Avoid eating too many nuts because they're super dehydrating and makes your ass bleed.

No homo again
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eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
March 25 2012 21:37 GMT
#24
Ive had my ass bleed after eating alot of hot food as well. Mine was related to having to shit 4-5 times the next day and constantly wiping it over and over started to break the skin, and a small amount of blood would show up on the paper.
Meatloaf
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Spain664 Posts
March 25 2012 21:37 GMT
#25
well... listen to this song



then go to see Dr. ^^
emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
March 25 2012 21:37 GMT
#26
On March 26 2012 06:32 NeonFlare wrote:
If you don't have any pains at all and the blood is bright red, it shouldn't be anything super serious. Probably some part of your intestines doesn't react well to hot stuff. Still worth checking out if it keeps happening regularly. Black-ish blood is a bad sign and should be checked out straight away as the bleeding is far further up within the body then.

Hopefully it isn't a form of inflammatory bowel disease.

its bright red ya...
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
March 25 2012 21:38 GMT
#27
Shit got bloody real. Call a doctor to look up ass but tell him you're not a homo first.
En Taro Violet
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-25 21:42:15
March 25 2012 21:41 GMT
#28
depends on what color the blood is. darker blood (blackish, brownish) indicates an issues with your innards (could die), brighter (red) indicates an issue closer to your anus (e.g., hemmorhoids, tearing while taking a big shit, etc.). the former YOU NEED to go to the doctor, the latter if it is recurring, go to the doctor, but if its sporadic, dont worry so much.

edit:

http://www.medicinenet.com/rectal_bleeding/symptoms.htm
Shield
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bulgaria4824 Posts
March 25 2012 21:47 GMT
#29
First girl blogs, now ass blogs. Come on.
novamarine
Profile Joined February 2011
Malaysia215 Posts
March 25 2012 21:49 GMT
#30
Whether it's causing pain or not better be safe than sorry. One of these days it'll bite you in the ass. Pun intended.
People.....People never change
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
March 25 2012 21:49 GMT
#31
On March 26 2012 06:47 darkness wrote:
First girl blogs, now ass blogs. Come on.

its actually a good issue to discuss on tl because one of the major causes of hemorrhoids, which cause bleeding in your ass, is ..... constant sitting.

http://quickcare.org/gast/hemorrhoids.html
GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
March 25 2012 22:01 GMT
#32
Don't mess around with blood in the stool. Go to the doctor ASAP.
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IniX
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands36 Posts
March 25 2012 22:03 GMT
#33
I feel like this deserves to be on the front page top news.
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udgnim
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8024 Posts
March 25 2012 22:06 GMT
#34
On March 26 2012 06:41 dAPhREAk wrote:
depends on what color the blood is. darker blood (blackish, brownish) indicates an issues with your innards (could die), brighter (red) indicates an issue closer to your anus (e.g., hemmorhoids, tearing while taking a big shit, etc.). the former YOU NEED to go to the doctor, the latter if it is recurring, go to the doctor, but if its sporadic, dont worry so much.

edit:

http://www.medicinenet.com/rectal_bleeding/symptoms.htm


this guy has it right

I'm guessing you have a hemmorhoid though and just need to change your diet and take in lots of water so that your stools pass through smooth and easy

doesn't hurt to see a doctor. bleeding our your ass isn't a comfortable thing to experience.
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NoctemSC
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States771 Posts
March 25 2012 22:07 GMT
#35
I'd see a doctor. You could possibly have a hole in your intestinal tract as spicy food eats at the mucus lining.
This has got to be one of the oddest threads I've replied to on TL.
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SigmaoctanusIV
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States3313 Posts
March 25 2012 22:11 GMT
#36
You probably been wiping your ass to hard. If your using shit toilet paper you can scratch at your ass and you will have blood.
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SHr3DD3r
Profile Joined March 2009
Pakistan2137 Posts
March 25 2012 22:15 GMT
#37
It's probably not hemorrhoids. But still get it checked out, cause dunno if it becomes progressively worse or something.
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Quotidian
Profile Joined August 2010
Norway1937 Posts
March 25 2012 22:24 GMT
#38
probably "just" fissures. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissure

I've been periodically plagued with that stuff. It can get so painful that I can't stand upright, and when I take a shit, blood literally pours from my anus. Solution is to eat more fiber, drink more water and not strain yourself when you're on the toilet.. Life sucks..
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4209 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-25 22:28:21
March 25 2012 22:27 GMT
#39
Title reminded me of this.



Fuck you. Now it's stuck in my head.

EDIT - go see a doctor lol.
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CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-25 22:33:00
March 25 2012 22:31 GMT
#40
On March 26 2012 05:58 emucxg wrote:
and ya, Im not homosexual >.<

So then everyone who get a prostate exam is gay?
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
pigtheman
Profile Joined January 2009
United States333 Posts
March 25 2012 22:47 GMT
#41
go see doctor :D
probably hemorrhoids
*rawr* d(^_^d)
gds
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Iceland1391 Posts
March 25 2012 22:49 GMT
#42
I saw a movie about a rapist ghost recently, might be a lead...
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34495 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-25 23:00:11
March 25 2012 22:59 GMT
#43
On March 26 2012 07:24 Quotidian wrote:
probably "just" fissures. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissure

I've been periodically plagued with that stuff. It can get so painful that I can't stand upright, and when I take a shit, blood literally pours from my anus. Solution is to eat more fiber, drink more water and not strain yourself when you're on the toilet.. Life sucks..

With fissures you generally should avoid anything that would make you strain when going to the toilet for the next few weeks. Your doctor will probably give you something that will help to soften up your stools making it easier to go to the toilet, as well as some cream for the fissures themselves.

Fissures characteristically cause a LOT of pain so it is very unlikely that the OP has them.
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SkelA
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Macedonia13069 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-25 23:06:10
March 25 2012 23:02 GMT
#44
Just had the same thing happen to me in the last 2 days. My shit was really hard and i started bleeding with nothing else feeling wrong.

Had the same thing a couple of years ago and my doctor said its was hemoroids. Probably the same thing again...
Stork and KHAN fan till 2012 ...
R!!
Profile Joined November 2011
Brazil938 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-25 23:09:01
March 25 2012 23:08 GMT
#45
On March 26 2012 08:02 SkelA wrote:
Just had the same thing happen to me in the last 2 days. My shit was really hard and i started bleeding with nothing else feeling wrong.

Had the same thing a couple of years ago and my doctor said its was hemoroids. Probably the same thing again...

Did he touch you there?
I like the part where sense is considered a common, settled thing.
SkelA
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Macedonia13069 Posts
March 25 2012 23:17 GMT
#46
Hmm no... I just described my symptoms and he said it was hemoroids. He gave me a medication and it went by after a couple of days.
Stork and KHAN fan till 2012 ...
FreezingAssassin
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States455 Posts
March 25 2012 23:20 GMT
#47
If the Blood is bright red, and I mean bright. It could just be a small fissure where your bleeding right as the poop leaves the rectum. Which this isn't too bad a problem IMO since you just need to not push as hard to get it out. However if the blood is darker, then go to doctor immediately since this may be a sign of internal bleeding.

I had fissures and they came and went over a period of a month. 1 week I had them, the next I didn't but just being cautious after a month everything healed and was fine. So GL to you D:
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rabidch
Profile Joined January 2010
United States20289 Posts
March 25 2012 23:22 GMT
#48
... teamliquid blogs best source of entertainment
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reincremate
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
China2216 Posts
March 25 2012 23:33 GMT
#49
LOL what made you think asking TL is somehow a better option than seeing a doctor
Quotidian
Profile Joined August 2010
Norway1937 Posts
March 25 2012 23:36 GMT
#50
On March 26 2012 07:59 Firebolt145 wrote:
Fissures characteristically cause a LOT of pain so it is very unlikely that the OP has them.


the amount of pain, or whether or not there even is pain, depends on where the fissure is located. I've had fissures with a lot of blood and zero pain, and I've had fissure-like pain that makes me want to end my life (seriously) without actual bleeding. Fissures seem more likely than hemorrhoids at any rate. Or some kind of irritation caused by the specific food he is eating (basically, stop eating that type of food as much if you think that is the cause)
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-25 23:38:35
March 25 2012 23:36 GMT
#51
Is okay
just let it all out
We're here fou

... and apparently for your ass as well
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dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
March 25 2012 23:39 GMT
#52
On March 26 2012 07:27 Impervious wrote:
Title reminded me of this.

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M17aG_Po2Y


Fuck you. Now it's stuck in my head.

EDIT - go see a doctor lol.

just f'ing lol. =D
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
March 25 2012 23:48 GMT
#53
Bleeding ass thread is going viral
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
March 25 2012 23:57 GMT
#54
Bleeding ass is nothing, my mules break down completely every 90 seconds
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
March 25 2012 23:58 GMT
#55
On March 26 2012 08:57 Pholon wrote:
Bleeding ass is nothing, my mules break down completely every 90 seconds


I know right! I cry a little every time i need to drop mules
worth the pain
Liquipedia@jkursk
insourcecertainty
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States142 Posts
March 26 2012 00:01 GMT
#56
I didn't believe my eyes when I saw the title of this. Go to a hospital and ask for help.
Cyclone999
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada331 Posts
March 26 2012 00:21 GMT
#57
dafaq did i just read

DID YOU REALLY NEED TO BLOG THIS 0_o
Umm...my advice would be the same as others -> go see a doctor, pronto.

The amount of puns in this thread is making me laugh really hard ==" thanks TL
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mordk
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Chile8385 Posts
March 26 2012 00:33 GMT
#58
Fissures hurt a lot (in general)

If I were to make a diagnosis based on what we know of the case, I'd say it's most likely hemorroids. Does your asshole itch? Do you stain your underwear sometimes with "water"?, that would make the diagnosis more likely.

Anyways, you need a doctor, he'll tell you what type of hemorroids you have and the appropriate treatment.

As an advance, the most important part of the treatment is appropriate diet. Avoid irritants (such as really spicy food), and avoid constipation (drink lots of water, don't hold your desire to shit, avoid cheese, eat more vegetables).
Psychobabas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
2531 Posts
March 26 2012 00:59 GMT
#59
Most likely internal hemorrhoids as the blood is bright red.

Give it a week and see if there is any improvement.
Since you said there is no pain then dont bother with Hemorrhoid creams. You risk damaging the area by shoving your finger up your ass.

So yeah just give it a week but until then I wouldnt worry about it.

Also it's doubtful that its a fissure because fissures are caused by spasms in the anal muscles and this would cause quite a bit of sharp pain.
Caphe
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Vietnam10817 Posts
March 26 2012 01:12 GMT
#60
Did you leave something in your hole and forgot about it? lol just kidding.
I dont think you need to see the doctor. Just avoid those food that make you sick. Eat others food. Even if you did go to the doctor all they will tell you is you need some diet thats it.
Terran
CrazyAsian
Profile Joined October 2010
United States188 Posts
March 26 2012 03:02 GMT
#61
I read the whole thing, 5/5
ReturnStroke
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States801 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-26 03:16:50
March 26 2012 03:16 GMT
#62
Every once in a while, you see people who make new accounts just to post a thread. This would have been a good time. ^_^

+ Show Spoiler +
Seriously though, talk to a doctor.
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-26 03:20:23
March 26 2012 03:20 GMT
#63
Contact a doctor. I've got Crohn's disease, which is a "pleasant" sort of IBD. If it IS something, the sooner you get diagnosed, the better. If it isn't, odds are they'll be able to figure it out without even needing to shove a camera up your ass. (Note, this really isn't as bad as it sounds anyway, the prep is way worse than the actual procedure.)
SiguR
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada2039 Posts
March 26 2012 04:01 GMT
#64
blood on toilet paper can be from wiping too hard and too much. if there is blood in your actual poop before you wipe, you should see a doctor.
matiK23
Profile Joined May 2011
United States963 Posts
March 26 2012 05:44 GMT
#65
So you tell a bunch of strangers on the Internet instead of getting diagnosed by a doctor. I feel sorry for the next generation,
Without a paddle up shit creek.
emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
March 26 2012 06:17 GMT
#66
ya... I called doctor today and described my situation

doctor indeed said its might be internal hemorrhoids, and told me to buy some cream and put it on my ass.

all doctors are busy now and its Easter soon, she will look up ass 3 week after


I will keep updating this blog 3 week after.
Stratos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic6104 Posts
March 26 2012 06:41 GMT
#67
On March 26 2012 15:17 emucxg wrote:
ya... I called doctor today and described my situation

doctor indeed said its might be internal hemorrhoids, and told me to buy some cream and put it on my ass.

all doctors are busy now and its Easter soon, she will look up ass 3 week after


I will keep updating this blog 3 week after.

This cream should do the trick.

[NSFW]
+ Show Spoiler +
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En Taro Violet
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
March 26 2012 07:01 GMT
#68
don't have anal sex while it's bleeding
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-26 09:14:59
March 26 2012 09:14 GMT
#69
Dude what the fuck hahahaha
You made my day
But no seriously, see a doctor
edit: oh u called one
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34495 Posts
March 26 2012 12:47 GMT
#70
'she will look up ass'

Where else would you read such a gem.
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ShoeFactory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States186 Posts
March 26 2012 13:36 GMT
#71
Painless bleeding is most likely internal hemorrhoids. (painful = external hemorrhoids or fissure)

If the blood is dark red, then the bleed is somewhere up the GI tract and probably a more serious problem, if its bright, then its near the rectum (hemorrhoids).

If its hemorrhoids: Get some exercise and stop sitting on cushioned chairs. Also don't strain when you take a shit, it can pop a blood vessel. Eat more fiber.
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
March 26 2012 15:41 GMT
#72
Most likely it'll be a common case of hemorrhoids. If you blood comes out really light then there's a very high chance that its just that. If it's dark blood then see a doctor ASAP.
Boonbag
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France3318 Posts
March 26 2012 15:47 GMT
#73
so, any update yet since your call ?
How's the ass m8 ?
emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
March 26 2012 16:29 GMT
#74
On March 27 2012 00:47 Boonbag wrote:
so, any update yet since your call ?
How's the ass m8 ?

my poop is normal now because i stopped eating hot food
Boonbag
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France3318 Posts
March 27 2012 10:26 GMT
#75
On March 27 2012 01:29 emucxg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 27 2012 00:47 Boonbag wrote:
so, any update yet since your call ?
How's the ass m8 ?

my poop is normal now because i stopped eating hot food


i'm glad
EngrishTeacher
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Canada1109 Posts
March 27 2012 11:15 GMT
#76
LOL.

Thought this was going to be how much you were raped in life events recently.

Man it up dude, I've had that too. It goes away with a better diet and more sleep; you definitely need more vegies that's for sure.
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