EPTMy 1000th post [girlblog][apology] - Page 2
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MooMooMugi
United States10531 Posts
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Kamatari
165 Posts
Most girls these days play play video games or don't really care about them. just find a girl that has the same interests as you that aren't video games. But if you are looking for a gamer gurl, here is how you do it: 1. Donate to their paypal account (all of them have it) 2. Give them games (its better than diamonds for them) 3. Pay more attention to them, treat them special 4. Never give up (if they talk back to you, then you give up) 5. After giving up, apologize. Pretend that you have learned your mistake and slowly start harassing them again. 6. Find out what other things they like so you can talk about them while playing (Cosplay, animu, etc). 7. Don't give them too much attention, then you are going to look like a creep. 8. Find other gamergurls, competition for them is good. | ||
Jibba
United States22883 Posts
On March 24 2012 13:58 Shock710 wrote: 1) 18 second song (happy birthday) 2) 18+ rated movie (not horror, some romance with a sex scene) 3) 18 carat gold necklace (saved up a ton for it T_T) 4) 18 drawn pics (I love drawing) 5) 18 pictures of her (with a camera, taken on the actual day) 6) 18cm diameter cake (for the two of us) 7) 180$ (red pocket money for her Birthday, 180 cause 18 seemed too cheap) 8) 18 Hugs 9) 18 Kisses 10) 18 songs mix tape 11) 18minute ride on a Ferris wheel 12) 18 neopet plushies 13) 18 origami roses (hand made by me, thankyou internet) 14) 18cm by 18cm pic of us two (7.1 inches) 15) 18 word birthday card 16) 18 heart balloons (not the internet ones I give out, ~~~~<3) 17) 18min bike ride to the cinema 18) 18 yo Boyfriend (me ^^ yay) Oh wow. I had only briefly glanced at these before but upon rereading them, I can definitely see where your plan went off course. I mean, I guess some of these are sort of cute and all, but none of them really demonstrate the kind of permanence that 18 year old girls are looking for in a relationship. Even if things had proceeded better and you began to unravel your list, many of these would've ultimately driven her away, because she'd think you weren't taking things very seriously. Off the top of my head, I came up with a few better and direct ways to show her (or any future girl) just how gravely important their love is to you. 1) Over the span of a couple weeks, call her house 18 times at 00:18 in the morning for just 18 seconds, with the phone's microphone pressed against your chest. She will hear and understand how the thought of her physically affects you, which will make her feel important and cared about. For an added bonus, do this from 18 different locations/phone numbers. 2) Create 18 additional Facebook accounts and use each one of them to message her and tell her how pretty you think she is. She said no one had ever called her pretty before you did, just think how 18 more people telling her she’s very pretty will make her feel! 3) This one’s pretty simple and a no-brainer, but just get a list of her 18 favorite places around town and meet her there when she goes. She’ll already be happy because she’s at her favorite places, and that good mood will rub off onto her feelings about you. 4) One thing you’ll find out sooner or later is that girls LOVE scrap books. Put together a nice one (or just a collage) from photos of her at each of her birthdays. Since she won’t have had her 18th yet, you’ll have to start at her day of birth. 5) To go along with #4, you can show her how much you pay attention (some guys can’t even remember their girlfriends’ birthdays LOL) by including in the scrapbook, 18 of her small possessions and trinkets. Some of the best places to find these are her locker and her bedroom. 6) Paint pictures of her in 18 different styles. Renaissance men are in high demand and likely your sheer talent will overwhelm her heart. If you wanted, you could even substitute her face into an originally famous painting, as a cute little touch. Most people will say do the Mona Lisa, but that’s pretty overplayed and the point of this is to show a finer understanding of art and history. The Fountain by Mark Ryden is a really nice scene you could start with. 7) So far we’ve only been focusing on your passion for her, but you also want to demonstrate a great sense of humor. To that point, have you ever seen this video? It’s fucking hilarious. If I were you, I’d recreate the scene (only x18, of course) in front of her lawn. Your local toy store probably won’t keep so many in stock, so if you have to use other types of dolls like Cabbage Patch Kids, that’s fine too. 8) If you’ve already got a list of her favorite foods, simply fill her fridge with her top 18 of them. 9) Since she likes Pudge, make 18 detailed paper cut outs of Pudge’s body parts (which of course form the entire thing) and place them in her mail box before she gets home. It’s a cute little surprise, and now you’ve given HER a chance to be creative and put your creation together. On top of that, you will have created a work of art together. 10) In line with that idea, you can make her a cute little card saying “I <3 you”, only draw a real heart instead. You’ve guessed it, do this 17 more times with various other body parts in place of the <3. It’ll be funny. 10) The mail box can be used for all sorts of things. One of the cheapest are Post-It notes with little “I Love Us” on them. Make sure they’re big enough to read though. You may even want to write it across both sides of the Post-It. 11) This depends on if you’ve taken a shop class before but one of the ways you can demonstrate value as a strong male is to show her how handy you are and build things for her. Since she loves fantasy, you could start with something simple like a Wand and work your way up to model beds, weapons and torture devices from her favorite series’. 12) In line with that handyman thinking, fix something for her. Now obviously you don’t know which things in her house are broken (yet), but since she’s a girl, I can guarantee you that her sink and bath tub drains are 75% clogged with her own hair. Bring some tools with you like a screw driver and a straightened hanger, take off the tops of the drains and pull it out for her. Personally, I think it’s sweetest when you do it as a surprise when she’s not home. She’ll start to wonder why things are different in her bathroom and instantly be reminded of you, and how much she cares about you. 13) There’s no reason to let a handful of her hair go to waste. Bring a garbage bag with you, along with your tools, and save it so you can bring it home and dry it. You can do all sorts of things with human wool like that, such as sewing a blanket or better yet, grab some rubber bands (again, cheap!) and make people-shaped figurines out of it. You can think of them as your future family with her. 14) Very few people ever have the presence of mind to think of this, but you need to show her the amount you’re willing to sacrifice for her as well. In a box of some sort, send her 18 of YOUR own possessions or follicles. She’ll laugh at first, but if you shave your head and give the hair to her, she’ll be amazed at how much you’re willing to commit to her. 15) I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Romeo and Juliet or Buffy but cuts and blood can be a very primal and romantic way to create a bond between you two. Now don’t be a super emo creep and actually cut yourself because that’s fucked up, but since you’re an artist, you can always DRAW cuts and scars on your arm and tell her they signify her. Even better, split them between you two and try to draw 9 on you and 9 on her. Again, this is sharing. 16) One of the easiest and thus most used pickup lines is to ask a girl out to coffee. Now, a large % of the population is actually genetically predisposed to dislike coffee, so this is taking a bit of a risk. One way that you can incentivize her to accept, even if she’s not a javamaniac, is to foster a greater need for caffeine. Do this by grinding up caffeine pills and putting it into her food and drinks at lunch time. Do this for several weeks and then halt it all together. Two days later, she’ll have tiny little headaches and that’s where you show up at lunch with a hot cup of jo, and say “I’ve got just what you need.” Once she tries it, everything will go away and you’ll have invigorated her love for coffee, and greatly increased the chances of her saying yes to you. 17) Another addition to the above (if caffeine pills are going too far) is to simply make her sleepy. This goes great with #1. The less sleep she gets, the more dependent she’ll be on that cup of coffee and more she’ll look to you with longing and respect. 18) This one is slightly creepy, but part of this activity is trying to explore what type of girl she is so you can better understand and communicate with each other. Once you’re happily married, you may find out that she’s not into the same “bedroom activities” as you are, and this is a great way to detect that early on. Look, everyone here knows that you’ve probably masturbated to the thought of her once or twice, so simply do it 16 more times. Record your passion somehow, either with a jar or video recording and pretend like she’s there with you. Then just give it to her one day at school, or place it in her locker. If you use the video tape, she’ll get turned on a bit (it’s only natural) and she’ll start to become more familiar with your sexuality, which makes the going infinitely easier later on when you two first become intimate. I know some of these are pretty intricate, so you might want to start with the easier ones and work your way up. No matter what, she'll be smitten at the thought of how much you're concentrating on her. | ||
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Megaliskuu
United States5123 Posts
OP seems like the kind of kid who would be into that. Also OP how old are you? | ||
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Megaliskuu
United States5123 Posts
On March 24 2012 21:22 sc4k wrote: Wow you are creepy. Put this obsessive attitude into going to the gym and you'll be set. Disregard females, acquire aesthetics trolololo | ||
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yozo
2 Posts
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
What i said to unichan was just stupid and retard and i'm sorry but plz dont take it as the real me. | ||
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mizU
United States12125 Posts
I dunno. Jibba's ideas don't seem that creepy. It's an expression of love, really. | ||
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On March 25 2012 09:54 mizU wrote: Is this blog the real you then? I dunno. Jibba's ideas don't seem that creepy. It's an expression of love, really. I guess so, bw and girls (especially her) have been a big part of my life | ||
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MooMooMugi
United States10531 Posts
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Shock710
Australia6097 Posts
On March 25 2012 10:37 MooMooMugi wrote: Can you explain what you did to Unichan that caused you to make an apology to her? Some of us here are clueless to what that is It start with another blog with 0123456789(name of a tler I’ll refer to him as #) # was talking about LoL female players who were taken, so he couldn't date them casue he wasn't a good enough player. #:Also, sorry to unichan. You will always be the girl with #1 personality. If I wasn't so shallow and into looks, I'd be over you too. Uni: OMG THIS KID KEEPS GOING EVERYWHERE CALLING ME UGLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE :'( Me: What are u talking about look at unichans posts its over 2000! she must be(she is) cute with posts that high <3 its like the female equivalent of ELO, ssoooo high ^^ if u dont want some unichan i'll have some!! Me: T_T rejected by unichan....my posts are too low for her edit after reading unichans response...T_T </3 how can i complete with manly 36k posts(abs) that konadora has T_T Uni: sorry my heart belongs to konadora ect ect then in KMD, someone post T-ara(kpop band) changing its members and being unichans fav group. TLer: Unichan's probably been crying in bed since the announcement. Me:T_T i wanna hug her till shes better What? unichan is cute is she not, and if she was crying in bed someone would need to cheer her up, and theres barely a age difference between me and her. cuuuttiiee unichan ~~~~<3 (have a heart balloon) (thats what got me banned, sigh....so much regrett looking back) sry again unichan. edit: i feel like i need to add, that i not really like that. | ||
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jlim
Spain943 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + and what is this | ||
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
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