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Yo Shepard here. I'm sitting in my captains quarters looking at my fish and various Airfix models that I got Vega to make for me inbetween doing chin-ups and staying in the closet. I've got saving life as we know it on my mind, but I don't think I can set about finishing off the reapers until I've given my long time lesbian alien lovebunch (Liara) one more good seeing to. The problem is that she has been in a massive sulk with me ever since I had a bit of fun with Jessica Chobot.
I know, I know, it's my own fault for cheating on her, but you have to understand that after returning from a mission that sends the adrenalin pumping, I need to relieve some stress before I hit the sack. The mass effect vibrating toothbrush that Traynor suggested is pretty good, but after a while the novelty wears off. I thought Liara and me were getting on great, with plenty of suggestive talking and kisses and cuddles, but even though I visited her after every mission she never would get in the sack with me. Eventually the Chobot arrived in my quarters and one thing led to another. She said that she wanted to keep it a secret, so I have no idea how Liara found out.
Anyway, now when I go to see Liara it's like we were never lovers. I don't want the world to end without us getting it on just one last time. What can I do?
I know, I know, it's my own fault for cheating on her, but you have to understand that after returning from a mission that sends the adrenalin pumping, I need to relieve some stress before I hit the sack. The mass effect vibrating toothbrush that Traynor suggested is pretty good, but after a while the novelty wears off. I thought Liara and me were getting on great, with plenty of suggestive talking and kisses and cuddles, but even though I visited her after every mission she never would get in the sack with me. Eventually the Chobot arrived in my quarters and one thing led to another. She said that she wanted to keep it a secret, so I have no idea how Liara found out.
Anyway, now when I go to see Liara it's like we were never lovers. I don't want the world to end without us getting it on just one last time. What can I do?
